David Steele

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David Steele

David Steele

@heydavidsteele

writer/performer who has bad bones

Brooklyn, NY เข้าร่วม Aralık 2012
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David Steele
David Steele@heydavidsteele·
No joke: there’s an open bar at this funeral because my grandpa put in his wishes to make sure there is one. Honestly A+ Doug
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Sally Ann Hall@mesallyann·
Who are the musical comedians in NYC now ?? Tag tag tag baby
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David Steele
David Steele@heydavidsteele·
The real joy of my job is booking flights and 5 star hotels for people younger than me.
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David Steele
David Steele@heydavidsteele·
I’m trying to save enough box tops to send my daughter to Harvard.
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David Steele
David Steele@heydavidsteele·
I’ve lived in NYC for almost 3 years and still haven’t met Delilah
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David Steele
David Steele@heydavidsteele·
A co-worker said “treat yo self” 3+ times in the elevator and that’s impressive.
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David Steele
David Steele@heydavidsteele·
My boss told me I look sadder than usual so that's nice to know.
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David Steele
David Steele@heydavidsteele·
First time using an umbrella and ya know, I get it now
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David Steele
David Steele@heydavidsteele·
Got in trouble for being 10 minutes late to work but I made sure to point out that compared to most days, that's on time.
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David Steele
David Steele@heydavidsteele·
I saw someone smoking a juul on a skateboard ON A SUBWAY PLATFORM. And I’m dangerously turned on.
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David Steele
David Steele@heydavidsteele·
If you’re a collection of makeup, you may be maybelline
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David Steele
David Steele@heydavidsteele·
I grew up living in a trailer but it was actually double wide so I practically lived in a mansion.
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David Steele
David Steele@heydavidsteele·
My Dad calls me "little buddy" and that's about it for this tweet.
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David Steele
David Steele@heydavidsteele·
I wonder how a priest handles bombing his sermon.
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David Steele
David Steele@heydavidsteele·
I get a power trip from locking eye contact with dogs as they poop.
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David Steele
David Steele@heydavidsteele·
Windmills are good but scary
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