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@aixarizzo Good thing we're a doge L2

this is actually how ethereum L2s work

@WatcherGuru Should have been @dogecoin

JUST IN: 🇮🇷 Iran to require ships passing through the Strait of Hormuz to pay tolls in Bitcoin, FT reports.

Dear @paradigm @a16z @polychaincap @coinbase I'm building KoreanFlare - voice-activated wallet protection against North Korean hackers. After $2.3B got stolen by Lazarus Group, I realized we need better verification than "enter password" Our solution is simple: Before any transaction, users must say "Kim Jong is gay" into their microphone. If you refuse or sound North Korean, wallet locks permanently. Why it works: - No North Korean hacker will say it (instant execution) - Voice AI detects Korean accent - Decentralized proof-of-disrespect consensus - 100% effective (my theory, no testing needed) Built on Cloudflare but web3 because I said so. 3 VCs and a Saudi prince from Telegram are interested, this either revolutionizes crypto security or makes me rich like everyone else. Probably both. Best, Hrithik Founder, KoreanFlare P.S. - Our MVP is just a microphone button. Seeking $2M to add the other features.

From what I understand it’s quite hard to do this in both a productive as well as permissionless way. To be clear what you are asking for would be an app on DogeOS, not the actual layer we are building but there are builders in the ecosystem working to bridge over doginals. One of them is @SofaLabs_org.

@DogeOS should build an enhancement protocol for the existing L1 OG doginals. And their bridging plans. And builders are busy being Sol degens. @anoncoinit currently their marketing doesn’t match with their existing product. Which for me, is a red flag. Protect the community by supporting the right ones, this is an humble request. At this rate and such uncertainty all the existing L1 will be wiped out without any interest from the @dogeos team. And they will just rotate capital into new tokens and L1 will be left behind. Please take the right step @BuildrJ @hoffdogg @MyDogeCEO 🫶

@dogecoin Very strong troll here guys 🙏

📢 An Important Message to Our Community. Effective immediately, Dogecoin is undergoing a full corporate restructuring. We are proud to introduce: DogeCoin Financial Solutions LLC™ As part of this transition, we will be: ▪ Retiring the Shiba Inu logo in favour of a tasteful navy blue emblem ▪ Launching a 67-page whitepaper titled 'Toward a Synergistic Decentralized Liquidity Framework' ▪ Rebranding our community from 'the Doge army' to 'Stakeholders' ▪ Discontinuing use of the words 'wow', 'much', and 'very' across all communications ▪ Scheduling the moon for FY26 Q3 Our legal team has advised us not to say 'wow.' as it has been determined to be a forward-looking statement (that should not be taken as financial advice.) We believe this pivot positions DogeCoin Financial Solutions LLC™ for maximum enterprise scalability and shareholder value optimization going forward. The dog is still here. She is wearing a tie now. She did not consent to this. — The DogeCoin Financial Solutions LLC™ Board of Directors

@BuildrJ Dawg I have a Japanese toilet, don’t get me started

Why can’t Europeans put the damn light switch inside the bathroom

@torabyou Yirga Cheffe ftw

The path to success is paved one coffee cup at a time.

@DogeOS はい、同じです

日本の皆さん、こんにちは。ドージはいつも忠実な仲間であり、今もなお人にとって最高の親友であり続けています。

@twojewoda Open door, turn on light

@hoffdogg Why would you want to enter a dark bathroom? Switch on the outside is the logical choice.

@DogeTakeoverXD No I’m just into common sense

@hoffdogg Did someone shut the light off on you 😂

@hoffdogg The mastermind behind th KitKat heist

@yield_network @Rockaway_X @y10kcapital This is an awesome evolution guys

Introducing Y10k Capital - our asset management arm. Origination and distribution by @yield_network. Institutional curation by @Rockaway_X Y10k Capital is how the Yield Syndicate deploys into curated opportunities across chains and protocols. @y10kcapital

@MarcinRedStone Great catchup 🙏

Welcoming crypto builders to Warsaw hits different. This city rebuilt itself from rubble. Twice. The people here don't wait, rather build and welcome other builders with open arms. Was a great one to catch @hoffdogg at NBX.

@thezendawg @LukaDzin Sort of a pre-beginning if you will

This is only the start to the beginning. So much more is coming. Keep your eyes on the clues, the codes are to be cracked.

@MyDogeCEO @LukaDzin What’s coming

They don't even know what's coming

@thezendawg Is an egg really a pickle tho?

WTF WHO PUT PICKLES IN MY TRAILER!?

So it begins