ian b, swamp cowboy
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ian b, swamp cowboy
@ianbisntdead
walking word vomit / bad musician/writer / psych ward cult leader // 24 // always love 💛 :)
swfl เข้าร่วม Nisan 2019
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@killlikebutton if true, then that means there is a nonzero chance that this is one of them, and that seems paradoxical in nature
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@killlikebutton *in my best grandma voice*: “probably not”, i say, trying to keep my mustache glasses from falling off, “but i’m not unwilling” *mustache glasses fall off* “oh fuck..”
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@sosonosonosono i mean lets hang out for a little! not because i even would choose the lions, you seem chill, but if i did, that’s probably like 13 more than i could take at one time. i could prob take 7 though, if it was a nice day at least.
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@CanadianSockBro yeah speaking from experience they dont really like to hear about it like even in the slightest in most situations. not to mention it changes yr diagnosis they had for you in their head regardless of overconsumption or not. never tell a shrink abt any unprescribed substance usage
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@TheCatMom @JohnCootie throwing a shot in the dark, but a really underappreciated band who occupied a similar vein as the ones you listed, this is a banger from their one-of-a-kind 2014 EP that holds a candle to all the stuff that you listed open.spotify.com/track/4sARkXI0…
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I thought I was a dickhead for hating most pop music back in hs but this shit really does suck that bad
Soul Candy@SenatorLuma
2014 really was the fucking dark ages dawg
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like what the fuck is extremo and the fuck is grungegaze supposed to be, like if this us where it’s at now, what could possibly be next, pleasegetafuckingjobgazecore?
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tonight’s update, unfortunately. not because i’m 24, but because the ai that makes these titles thought this combination of words was okay to display to me for some reason and i am offended
ian b, swamp cowboy@ianbisntdead
yeah nah this spotify microgenre issue is getting out of hand
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@_k_pn @KyleMcCordMuse yall cant keep getting away with this
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please come back straightedgederek on youtube.com the world needs you
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“THE ONLY THING THAT’S HARD WHERE I COME FROM, IS THE FUCKING CONCRETE”
“it became a lot easier for me to just give in, and so i did
“BECAUSE YOU’RE FUCKING WEAK.”
#straightedge
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@xanluvsstims fuck i’m too high i feel baited my fault thank u for clarifying
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like this is the most recent playlist (that wasn’t made directly for someone else) that i made a few months ago i think, for comparison. posting my “on repeat” playlist would make more sense, but idk if that link would work right so here’s this instead lol open.spotify.com/playlist/1wmPI…
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u ever find an old playlist and just get reminded, “oh, i’m not the same person i used to be. like, at all. damn.” this is from early 2019, but like i couldn’t make this playlist today even if you paid me lol open.spotify.com/playlist/2eMmS…
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sorry for the lack of commas, unfortunately they’re the first to go when i’ve hit the character limit
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was talking to my dad with one airpod in listening to music on shuffle, and like i was listening to some louder stuff, but after a bit i stopped paying attention a few minutes into it and eventually i picked up my phone in terror and anguish and then i remembered this song exists
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@H0tWireMyHeart well, thank you for doing the Lord’s work, both on and off the clock
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@ianbisntdead Being a delivery driver has its benefits. It's either a busy day with nice tips or dead slow with all the time to do fuck all
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Decided to nerd out and make new postal codes if this followed real USPS protocol abbreviation 🧵:
AH
AI
AL
AN
AR
AS
AW
DA
EA
EB
ED
EE
EH
EJ
EL
EM
EN
EO
ER
EV
EX
EY
HI
HO
IA
IC
IN
IO
IR
IS
KL
LA
LL
LO
LS
ND
OA
OL
ON
OU
OW
RC
RD
RE
RI
RK
TA
UC
UD
YO
Victor Thembanyama@H0tWireMyHeart
Dated joke about incest aside, I am super curious as to how the postal abbreviations change due to this and if it causes any states to have to change their second letter as well
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