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Jordan

@itsacoaster

I have a very good brain and I've said a lot of things.

Baltimore, MD เข้าร่วม Şubat 2015
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I have zero interest in this dumbass discourse
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March Madness theme is a banger So are most of the CBS Sports themes
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Chuck is on Ozempic ain’t he *googles it* Yup he sure is
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@JoeMerrick Send a DMCA notice to the App Store. Take screenshots. There are various steps you could take to protect your copyright.
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Joe Merrick@JoeMerrick·
So that's an app that's being promoted by the clout goblin account and at least 5 Pokémon Pokopia exclusive sites that I have been made aware of, all having just scraped from Serebii My 200 hours work just being used and in the case of the app, being used to profit. Disgusting.
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@DrewSav They have some absolute bangers. My parents had their greatest hits CD and I still listen - not to the CD but to the songs on the album
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Drew Savicki@DrewSav·
You know what's a great band? That wonderful Motown group The Spinners.
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@ryxcommar It turns out that software developers are generally a dime a dozen, and some are worse than that
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Senior PowerPoint Engineer@ryxcommar·
I also do write less code, which is where the trade-off is with using the AI coding assistants. But the things I've worked on by hand do actually generally work. Is this not true of most developers? I'm not saying I'm special in this regard, I'm not!
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jo🌊@SeaBeam4·
colress when he fled unova
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@ChShersh I had a project which did a lot of conversion between numeric and string so I needed something more performant than std::to_string etc. It was essentially a struct that created a char[] that only reserved as many bytes as numeric_limits and a string_view interface for usability
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Dmitrii Kovanikov@ChShersh·
@itsacoaster Ooh, I like std::from_chars, it's one of my favourite functions in STL. Care to share more details about what you did? I'm afraid I can't see the full picture yet just from your description.
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Dmitrii Kovanikov@ChShersh·
C++ tip of the day #3 You can actually easily print the acceptable ranges of values for the types below with this little metaprogramming helper based on variadic templates. Now it's even easier to pick the right type for the job.
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Dmitrii Kovanikov@ChShersh

C++ tip of the day #2 Use integral types with explicit size and signedness.

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@ChShersh I do this specifically because “unsigned char” hurts my aesthetic sensibilities
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Dmitrii Kovanikov@ChShersh·
C++ tip of the day #2 Use integral types with explicit size and signedness.
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C++ tip of the day #1 Deriving from standard types is a great way to implement neat extension methods. Here's a little utility for std::string_view you can use to strip prefixes and suffixes declaratively.

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@jmart @gtconway3d @grok Please rank the past tweets sent by current Trump officials talking about how Trump won’t go to war, now made to look silly by this morning’s Iran attack
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Jonathan Martin@jmart·
Need an AI ranking of best former tweets being surfaced. At a glance, seems like Tulsi the early leader
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Chutes and Ladders takes too long to play.
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@Xenoimpulse @softminus This must be why he complained his girlfriend left him for someone who isn’t rich
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psychosomatica@Xenoimpulse·
People like Michael are increasingly openly vindicating the @softminus theory of what can only be described as Nihilistic Accelerationism, in which maladjusted individuals externalize their internal loathing and death drive onto a God figure to "make it better in the next turn".
Yanco@the_yanco

This is a person working on AI/AGI. This person not only wants you and your children to die. He is *working hard* to make it so. Let that sink in.

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@ImNotOwned Least evil by some margin for sure
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Buying a color laser printer/copier/scanner for the household is the best thing we ever did. Ridiculously useful and is so much less hassle than inkjet.
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Best part of winter is the tap water
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I issue a fatwa against all those who back into a parking space, unless you’re really good at it (I will be the judge of that)
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@Razzmic_Berry No, you’re smart, because there is nothing here, it’s pure engagement farming slop. If you were stupid you’d be in the comments praising these great “tips”
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RazzmicBerry💙💜💖@Razzmic_Berry·
I must be fucking stupid, I have no idea what they're trying to show me here
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@dilanesper Repeatedly, the only hope/cope I have surrounding Humphreys is that some justices are spooked off by agencies being used as a partisan political tool immediately after being stripped of their independence.
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Dilan Esper@dilanesper·
I hope SCOTUS is watching this. It's the kind of thing that should flip votes if he had been going to win the tariff case. But beyond that, he's a lame duck President who is the same age as Biden and this suggests he may not be able to do the job for 3 more years.
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Dilan Esper@dilanesper·
I just don't get it. It's one thing to impose trade protections because you want American workers to do better. That's debatable but everyone does stuff like that. But this is insane.
Jake Tapper 🦅@jaketapper

Trump says on Feb 1 he will impose a 10% tariff “on any and all goods sent” to US from Denmark, Norway, Sweden, France, Germany, UK, Netherlands, & Finland, increasing to 25% June 1 “until such time as a Deal is reached for the Complete and Total purchase of Greenland.”

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