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@KingAbsurdist @AnInternetDevil @dalymoder @WildSentences what’s the alternative? what form of society doesn’t need people to do things?

@AnInternetDevil @dalymoder @WildSentences Said the pig in the slaughterhouse

My sister's cat is named Shape and the more I see of Shape the more I'm like oh my god that is EXACTLY what your name is buddy!!!!! Shape:

Six years since the greatest Google-Translate Latin motto: Plumbum, Credo, Inspire best translated as "The metal lead, I believe, inspirjb."

I sent ChatGPT an audio file of a series of FART sound effects and asked what it thinks of "my music" and this is what it said

Editor: You get those photos of Elliott Gould and Grover? Photographer: Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked. Editor: what

@CBThorburn i literally just learned that this is where that comes from

It’s genuinely warmed my heart to discover “real fuckin sexy just like you asked” has become a full blown meme.

@chmpgnsoshalist does urdu have a word for throwing someone out of a window

urdu has a word for the pain of separation that contains, within it, the assumption that reunion is cosmically possible. while english is so spiritually bankrupt it can name the ache but not imagine its end.

@awhalefact happy birthday wherever you are, my dear whale 💙💙💙

today is at least one whale’s birthday

Oh fuck the wolf is actually here this time. Thank god I’m always doing wolf drills so people will be prepared when I warn them.

I totally dominated you at the museum dude. Pondered every piece for a couple seconds longer. Scratched my chin with more curiosity.

@cucumberthestar @PopCrave @firstwefeast who is this white man

@PopCrave @firstwefeast What if it’s the second coming of Christ and he chooses Hot Ones to announce his return. What do we do is there a plan in place for this situation?

Hot Ones is teasing their “biggest” episode yet. Who do you think it is?

@Sammy126798 @cucumberthestar @PopCrave @firstwefeast most historians agree jesus was a real guy. it’s the son of god part that’s divisive

@cucumberthestar @PopCrave @firstwefeast he’s not real so nothing

@MoCJones @GianmarcoSoresi i mean… if they’re kids… doesn’t that make sense?

@GianmarcoSoresi Hi, music educator here. It’s worse than you think. They don’t know any of the classics. So many of their experiences are the “jr” plays. (Ex. Frozen Jr, Legally Blonde Jr,). Phantom, Les Mis, Rent. They don’t know.

Laura Benanti is a queen and any theater kid who doesn’t recognize her needs to put the Hamilton down and educate themselves on our peoples history

@KennithStephan4 @GianmarcoSoresi your loss

@GianmarcoSoresi I wouldn’t know who the fuck she is either but I’m not gay so I like most Americans I don’t frequent the theater !

@awhalefact how dare you?? it’s elijah wood, not elijah woods.

i am listening. i am learning.

What has 8 eyes and 8 legs? Eight pirates.

@HammerPub @DiscussingFilm everyone else is making good points but also i’m 200% sure you’d just call that fake too

@DiscussingFilm If the goal was to refute Flat Earth, why is it always a still image? Surely we have the technology to record video, what about a 24/7 livestream?

New look at Earth. (Source: Artemis II Crew)

@anonymous_ikm i love this so much. dinosaurs hurling through space is obviously fantastic, but my favorite thing is the implication that the meteor hit the earth and then got up and moved on

이틀전부터 계속 이게 생각나서 그냥 그림 운석에게 복수하는 공룡들