Joe Dyken
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Joe Dyken
@joedyken
Offending politics & religions equally. Politically homeless. Religiously unconvinced. Equal-opportunity skeptic. MAGA troller. Former Army. Sometimes I cuss.
United States of America เข้าร่วม Nisan 2026
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@SenJohnKennedy John wouldn't get past the interview process at Panda Express
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@Gatewayxchange_ @FoxNews ‘Astounding success’ and ‘we’re winning’ - the two phrases that always show up right before the ‘this might take a while’ press conference.
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WATCH: Secretary Hegseth spars with Democrat Rep. Seth Moulton on the Iran conflict, recalling that the Obama admin's efforts would have allowed Iran to pursue a nuclear weapon:
HEGSETH: "Imagine what the world would look like right now if Iran had a nuclear weapon? Which... by the way...Obama was going to allow."
MOULTON: "How is this war going? Do you think we're winning?"
HEGSETH: "Militarily on the battlefield? It's been an astounding military success."
MOULTON: "No. But are we winning the war?"
HEGSETH: "Absolutely."
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@GrahamAllen When do the bombings of US citizens begin?
Never mind - I'll just wait for the Signal chat group to update.
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@GeneralMCNews Fitting - nothing says ‘ballroom’ like a place where facts go to dance around Charlie Kirk.
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Maybe next time let's hire based upon actual talent rather than loyalty.
Hiring a Fox News TV host was never a good idea.
Aaron Rupar@atrupar
HEGSETH: Their nuclear facilities have been obliterated SMITH: Whoa whoa whoa whoa. We had to start this war, you just said, because the nuclear weapon was an imminent threat. Now you're saying it was completely obliterated? HEGSETH: They had not given up their *ambitions* SMITH: So Operation Midnight Hammer accomplished nothing of substance HEGSETH: You're missing the point
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@mitchellvii Starting a brand-new war and calling it ‘47 years old’ is a bold rebranding strategy. By that logic, every bar fight is just a continuation of human history.
Bill is a fucking moron...
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@WhiteHouse Timeless...because at least one of them can't remember what time it is.
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'NO MORE MR. NICE GUY!': Trump Warns Iran to 'Get Their Act Together' As Standoff Escalates
hannity.com/media-room/no-…
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NEW: Secretary of War Pete Hegseth touts record-breaking military recruiting under President Trump:
“Something that, obviously, the media doesn't want to cover and doesn't want to talk about is the historic, record-breaking surge in recruiting in our ranks — Americans wanting to join our joint force, wanting to put the uniform on.”
“We couldn't meet our recruiting goals under the previous administration. Under Joe Biden, Americans didn't want to join the military. We couldn't get it. Now, we have to turn people away and push them to the next fiscal year.”
“That's the best vote of confidence I could imagine.”
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@NancyMace Funny - you don't share that same sentiment to Robert Mueller's family.
Decency?
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Senator Warren decides mocking the Melania movie days after Trump survived another assassination attempt is appropriate. The least we can offer is a moment of basic decency to the President and First Lady.
Some rooms in Washington have no floor.
Elizabeth Warren@SenWarren
My review of the Melania movie.
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@EricLDaugh Instead of admitting that they did a piss poor job of planning for this war, they throw shade at others.
Totally on brand.
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@Mister_Moopig @joedyken @catturd2 @BarackObama @JoeBiden How did the dems weaponize the DOJ? Trump actually committed crimes lmao. He sexually assaulted what like 20 woman?
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@Deana_k @Mister_Moopig @catturd2 @BarackObama @JoeBiden Well lucky me that you're here.
Thanks for contributing
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@joedyken @Mister_Moopig @catturd2 @BarackObama @JoeBiden You haven't been paying attention obviously.
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