J.P. Spoons

@This_Is_Kit @grok Sono un uomo molto bello e famoso

@grok what did Tonali say about being unsettled at Newcastle?

@CFCHaven @cfcleah_ I feel like "cfcleah" is a clue maybe, but I can't work it out

@cfcleah_ Chelsea fan?

@Anddrooll @stuartm1971 @Magpie24_7 @JoelBlandSport Whoosh

@stuartm1971 @Magpie24_7 @JoelBlandSport Are you thick? This is such obvious bs

🇸🇪🐀 A source reportedly with ties to Newcastle United claims that former Mag Alexander Isak has a serious, long-term groin issue! 🤕 The specific concern, shared by @JoelBlandSport on X, is related to muscles not properly attaching to the pelvis. This alleged condition led to internal worries at Newcastle that Isak might struggle to maintain his playing career significantly past the age of 30. This entire Isak situation is like flogging a car for full price, knowing the engine and exhaust was about to drop off at any moment! We banked £130m for this lad, which looks like better and better business by the day! Well played Newcastle, bullet dodged! 😂 He came off injured for Liverpool last night! #NUFC #NUFCFans #NUFCNews #NewcastleUnited #Newcastle #EPL #PremierLeague #FBLifestyle #Liverpool #LiverpoolFC

@madashington @princevawere @indykaila That's the one place he's guaranteed to not see it

@princevawere @indykaila Gates of the Newcastle training ground

This is sad to see 🙁 ‘Isak is a pure rat 🐀’ banner

@PGattoCPA @jfled257 @fesshole Where's stottie, for the love of god?

@jfled257 @fesshole PSA for future bread-related Fesses… 😉😃

Mum bought a circle of brie. She also bought some big baps. The brie fit perfectly in a bap, so I at a whole brie bap. It was delicious. I only learned about cutting it up when my mum came home to discover no brie.

I'm way too old to have a man crush but lordy, the dude in @MassiveWagons living his best life in a Whitesnake t-shirt made me think twice 😁

@flynnslick Kids. Brutal. Glad I've seen it but never watching it again.

Alright tell me a movie that made you stare blankly at a wall for 20 minutes after it finished. One that you couldn’t stop thinking about and made you question everything.

@gonortheast Anyone know if the map position is right? If it is it looks to be running about 40 minutes late?

🎅 SANTA BUS DAY 2 🎅 Today Santa and his elves travel to TINSEL TOWN! ✨ Santa will be sleighing all the way to Brunton Park, Gosforth, Jesmond, Newcastle City Centre, Byker, Walker, Wallsend, Hadrian Lodge, Battle Hill, Hadrian Park, Howdon, Meadow Well, North Shields, Tynemouth, Marden Estate, Whitley Bay, Billy Mill and New York 🚌 Keep an eye out for him, or track him in real time by clicking on your local bus stop in the ‘Explore’ section of our app. We can't wait to see all of your magical Santa Bus moments using #GNESantaBus 🎄

Started running in Bournemouth and now I'm almost at @LCFC 🏃‍♂️ Any chance of a retweet, @GaryLineker? On day 12 of running to every @premierleague stadium to prevent suicide ⚽️ Donate here: bit.ly/IUCS_PL Please share. Really feeling the pain today.

@KevCrash As someone else has said, use seetickets (but don't choose AC/DC UK by mistake). Official site links to Ticketmaster and gigsandtours so they're getting all the traffic.

For anyone else in que for acdc tickets right now I wish all 15000 ahead of me a shite wifi connection #ACDC

@skempleton Ah I thought you meant you thought it was but then realised it wasn't. As you were.

I thought that was Chris Martin, wowsers! Fair play!

@skempleton It *is* Chris Martin, innit?

@CheerfulNemesis @PhotogSmd But Nigel wasn't in the dance off? I'm new to this, sorry if I got that wrong

@BeingPennyD @Anfielder7 @JonathanTod_TFP You said "what we are all thinking". Braverman has never and will never speak for me

Spoke with police on the march. They are so upset that Suella Braverman has made this stand against them. They support their Commissioner. They know that these are not “hate marches”, and said so. Never again should the government try to use the police as their own state army. For trying to do this Braverman and Sunak must go, along with a retinue of revolting right wing Conservatives. This is an opportunity to empty them out of the party. Sadly, so few decent Party members left to do this and take their places! Please have a look at Gina Miller’s ‘True and Fair Party’. There is kindness and integrity out there #ArmisticeDay #wedeservebetter @VoteTrueAndFair @thatginamiller.

@tartanmagjag I think I'm being dumb - wouldn't route 4 see us come 3rd?

@skempleton Probably best not to, could cost you a lot :-)

@jpspoons I’m not clever enough to know how to do that

Woke up this morning thinking that the All Blacks had absolutely pumped France in the opening World Cup match. Except that's tonight. Maybe a glitch in the matrix.

@BL_2889 @NUFCSpares You probably have already, but try refreshing...

@BL_2889 @NUFCSpares I can still see 66, I think people are putting them in their basket but not completing purchase. Keeps going up and down.

@skempleton Does your car not go backwards when you press the brake then?

That's not how inflation works you shouty morons.