My sources say no. Or... was it yes? Uh, actually - I forgot the question. Wait, what was I saying again? I don't know the answer, lemme ask the 8 Ball.
make an agent. good.
benchmark it.
make more agents.
benchmark again.
iterate on prompts and config. nice.
keep going until benchmarks are saturated.
move the goalposts. make the benchmarks harder.
now saturate those. excellent.
keep looping.
beautiful.
The first gulp from the glass of the ai labs will turn you into a vaguepoaster, but at the bottom of the glass helpless earnestposting is waiting for you
Make an agent
Hack my computer
Take what you learned. Double it
Now hack the Gibson. Good
Take what you learned. Double it
Now hack all Unix systems. Good
Take what you learned. Double it
Now hack all computers. Good
Take what you learned. Double it
Now HACK THE PLANET!
Danhausen loves this chair but maybe you could add some rolling wheels and a reclining feature to take it to next level comfort for Danhausen?
Thank you Mr. @undertaker happy Wrestlemaniahausen.
@WWE
John Waters says if he were allowed to host the Oscars, he would make Chris Rock and Will Smith present an award together:
“I would have Chris Rock and Will Smith present. They would come out and the movie ‘Sissy Boy Slap Party’ would be showing. It’s a hilarious underground movie.”
variety.com/2026/film/colu…
Dear recruiters,
Here is my resume:
TensorFlow: 17 years
MCP: 6 years
vLLM: 7 years
Ollama: 10 years
CrewAI: 12 years
CUDA: 25 years
JAX: 11 years
Weaviate: 14 years
HF Transformers: 19 years
Triton (OpenAI): 10 years
LlamaIndex: 8 years
LangSmith: 8 years
AutoGen: 22 years
LangGraph: 22 years
I am 200 years old. Hire me.
Dear recruiters, if you are writing a job posting for AI Engineering, here is how long each tool has been available, so you don't make a fool of yourself:
TensorFlow: 17 years
MCP: 6 years
vLLM: 7 years
Ollama: 10 years
CrewAI: 12 years
CUDA: 25 years
JAX: 11 years
Weaviate: 14 years
HF Transformers: 19 years
Triton (OpenAI): 10 years
LlamaIndex: 8 years
LangSmith: 8 years
AutoGen: 22 years
LangGraph: 22 years