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@Raeylewis @nicksortor @elonmusk @grok Bullshit! He has ZERO problem breaking the law! Never stopped him before. Such bullshit. He wants everyone to feel pain after pain after pain.

@beebmimi4 @_thislineismine @twentyonepilots @tylerrjoseph @joshuadun What is their face value?

@_thislineismine @twentyonepilots @tylerrjoseph @joshuadun I'm selling 2 tickets to TØP Columbus Show 10/17 section 26A row 28, initial tickets said limited obstructed view, selling for $450 each

I’ve never seen a mess like this even for the biggest artists in the world. Entire stadium sold to scalpers. You have to do something to reissue tickets to fans @twentyonepilots @tylerrjoseph @joshuadun

Why does the Trump family need amnesty?

If you honestly believe that any of the violent 1,600 rioters that stormed the Capitol and beat cops with flagpoles and fire extinguishers on January 6th deserves ONE CENT of our hard-earned tax dollars, you are a DISGRACE and an asshole.

MAGA, yall ok with this? Trump’s DOJ just barred the government from ever investigating Trump, his family, or any of his businesses for any of the crimes that could have been charged in this case. So much for no one is above the law, huh?

@atrupar He could help that teacher in Queens in a millisecond. He could spend $1 billion helping every teacher in this country if he wanted to.

@atrupar The richest people on Earth constantly explaining why helping regular people is economically impossible is always fascinating.

@Utopianadvocate @fasi_frank @daveweigel Amen! 🙏🏼

@fasi_frank @daveweigel I don’t know. Was Jesus married with children? I mean where does it say that a man or woman should be married with children. That’s the problem with you fake Christians, you take the Bible and make up ridiculous rules based on your own beliefs.

This dumb segment also misses why Rs latched onto it. Their message, while they sort out the Cornyn-Paxton runoff, is that Talarico is a gay pervert.

@atrupar Do not take medical advice (advice of any kind) from this motherfucker.

Absolute bombshell on CNN. CNN confirms precise Iranian strikes have caused unprecedented destruction to the majority of US military sites. At least 16 American installations are heavily damaged and virtually unusable. The Pentagon is hiding a massive defeat.

@CANWEPLEASTALK @perchance99 @Angry_Staffer Everybody got their orders.

@perchance99 @Angry_Staffer

None of these MAGA morons seem to realize the WHCD isn’t actually hosted by the White House.

@ArsePork @Renmakesmusic Her name was Lola

@Renmakesmusic It's in my head now! I've had Barry Manilows Copacabana for the last 40 years, now I've got down the fucking road. 😅😅😅 Excellent job!

On Easter morning, Trump posted: “Open the fckin’ Strait, you crazy bstards, or you’ll be living in Hell. Praise be to Allah.” Rep. Becca Balint is right—if Biden or Obama wrote that, Republicans would be drafting impeachment articles. Instead: silence.

@Raeylewis @nicksortor @elonmusk @grok Bullshit! He has ZERO problem breaking the law! Never stopped him before. Such bullshit. He wants everyone to feel pain after pain after pain.

@nicksortor @elonmusk @grok why did Congress decline Musk from paying TSA employees ?

🚨 BREAKING: Elon Musk’s offer to pay TSA salaries has been DECLINED by the White House, per CBS President Trump signaled his excitement over @ElonMusk’s offer, and was moving forward with trying to make it happen. But federal laws severely limit private citizens’ abilities to pay US government employees, and this is likely a reason Elon’s offer has been declined. While private citizens are free to donate as much as they want to the Treasury, the Constitution requires Congress to appropriate the funds prior to disbursement from the Treasury. Which they obviously haven’t done.

The President of the United States said I insulted Jesus. You want to know what insults Jesus? Kicking the sick off their healthcare. Bombing schoolchildren in Iran. Deporting moms and babies. Covering up the Epstein files.

NEWS: Bette Midler just released a remake of Woody Guthrie’s classic protest song “All You Fascists Bound to Lose,” updated to fit the current moment and urge action ahead of the midterms. You have to listen to this.

@A_S_Williams @RpsAgainstTrump Exactamundo! Bingo

@RpsAgainstTrump “Let’s be patriots about this” works when our country is attacked. It does not work when WE attack a country that has been two weeks away from a nuke for 40 years.

Minnesota GOP Senate candidate Michele Tafoya on rising gas prices: "Maybe you take one less trip to Starbucks & so that gas goes a little further until this thing is over and these gas prices come back down again. Let's just try to be patriots about this"

@LtownZag @RobGeorge I’m sure the well-placed irony was intentional? Bravo! 👏🏼

This is one of best on-the-nose impressions in SNL history.

@DavidLochhead1 @ronsterd89 I think it’s the app. It attracts and uses this energy. The douche-canoe energy.

@ronsterd89 I am sure one of them know.

Copper wire, Got a few of these in a mixed bag at the thrift store. I already did an image search on Google with poor results. Evidently the image was interpreted as big? It’s about 3 inches tall from end to end. Both loops are hexagons. What is it and its purpose for existing? TIA!

@tylersbabybangs @SOTSPodcast This is the correct reply.

Mark Hoppus (Blink-182) has admitted to having a very serious "exploratory situationship" with Twenty One Pilots drummer Josh Dun during the band's performance at Innings Festival last night.

@NationSailor @TheRickWilson Preach!!

@TheRickWilson I thought Mormons like Mike Lee were taught not to lie? Evidently, as long as you are performing oral sex on a pedophile in the GOP, it is okay. Someone needs to tell Mike that he will never get his own planet if he continues down this path.

Dude. This is weak, even by your low standards.