Marsh O’Saurus 🧫🧠

@nomodeath @CryptoGnomie If you believe in “heavy karmic debt” you’re smoking too much weed 😉

If smoking weed makes you paranoid and anxious that's because you approached the joint with impure thoughts and a heavy karmic debt..

@DanielTetsuyama Nah, I think you love the drama too much. Literally asking for it x.com/danieltetsuyam…

This will probably come off as insensitive, but honestly I don’t give AF. One of the reasons I’m on here less is because every time I open X lately it’s 90% concern trolling, rage bait, whining, and pearl-clutching. “Cardano was supposed to do this for me… do that for me…” "Cardano was supposed to get me a brand new pair of shoes!" Constructive criticism is fine. But if you’re just throwing out problems with no solutions, you’re not adding value — you’re just making noise. Here’s the reality: Cardano is infrastructure. That’s it. It doesn’t owe you a living. It doesn’t owe you success. It’s like a highway — it exists so you can use it. It’s not supposed to magically levitate you to your destination. I care about my business, my customers, and the people invested in what we’re building. So no — I’m not engaging in pearl-clutching debates. We’re building. We’re building a bigger, stronger Palmyra. All I need from Cardano is solid infrastructure and the tools to do business. The rest is on us.

@hoskytoken @MemeusWernis There’s loads of 💩 hidden under this rug!

Midnight...

@EpochsEnd About 1:50:00 in there’s questions about @Pooltoolio stake numbers, if you need to take a look

@EpochsEnd I have a mock-up of the sticker for you

@CryptoTaxJme Nice to know I can use it anytime, I thought I had 4 years to use it 🫡

🚨 You are days away from losing your losses forever 🚨 Your crypto losses never expire… unless you miss this deadline. Capital losses in crypto can be used at any point in your life Made a loss in 2022 when the market crashed? You can carry that forward and wipe out gains you make in 2025, 2030, even 2040 HMRC lets you bank losses indefinitely once they are reported ✅ But here is the catch nobody talks about 👇 ‼️ You have exactly four years from the end of the tax year to report a loss to HMRC ‼️ Miss that window and the loss is gone forever And right now the clock is almost out on the 2021 to 2022 tax year The deadline is 5 April 2026 That is days away 🔴 If you had crypto losses in the last bear market and never reported them you need to act now Get your Self Assessment updated or contact an accountant today Do not let thousands of pounds of tax relief disappear because of a missed deadline This is the kind of thing that costs people real money and nobody warns them about it 💸 Drop a comment if you are unsure whether your losses are reported and I will point you in the right direction Watch episode 10 and 11 of the UK Crypto Podcast, do it. Now.

@EpochsEnd @Daniel888Br Ooof, one minute too long. HEE

@hellmoneypod @rodarmor and Satoshi (bless her little cotton socks)

@hellmoneypod @rodarmor They’re killing Bitcoin with the way this BIP played out. Epstein would have never allowed it 😂

THEY KILLED THE ORDINALS BIP Casey @rodarmor tells the full story of his failed attempt to get the Ordinals BIP accepted into the Bitcoin repository - a three-year saga that ended in a silent rejection. We break down what a BIP actually is and how Bitcoin’s governance process handled - or failed to handle - one of its most controversial proposals. Topics covered: - What is a BIP and how the process works - What Ordinals actually are (sat tracking vs "assets") - The full Ordinals BIP timeline (2023–2026) - Casey’s technical, personal, and political grievances - BIP 110 vs Ordinals - A proposed reform plan for Bitcoin’s BIP process - Bitcoin governance and ossification risks TIMESTAMPS: 0:00 Intro, Casey is single 3:52 Ordinals BIP 20:00 Bad social politics incentives 25:15 Inscriptions BIP 28:30 Casey is demoralized 32:00 The Tyranny of Structurelessness 34:00 Bryan Bishop, Epstein files, and narrative control games 37:00 BIP 110 38:15 Blockstream & Bitcoin core, Bitcoin governance 43:25 Bitcoin is ossified, OP CTV 49:35 When is it clear that Bitcoin has failed? 58:00 Quantum threat & VC narratives 1:02:00 Casey's list of demands for BIP editors 1:10:45 It's so over, Maxi Madness

@abstractpotato @CardanoStonerZ I was honest and said no, id like to join but ive said that about hosky’s for months and haven’t

If we started a $STRCH Minecraft Server would you join?

tick tock, I want to renew my license before the World Cup

have the bbc made a similar documentary about the Green Party since? Based on what I’ve seen, the BBC has not made an equivalent hour‑long, Laura Kuenssberg‑style documentary focused solely on the Green Party since “Reform: Ready to Rule?”. This true? @BBC

@CryptoTaxJme I don’t use them because I don’t touch shitcoins like USD but that does sound like good news

🚨 HMRC just dropped a Call for Evidence on stablecoin taxation TODAY And it could change everything for UK crypto holders 👇 Right now, spending a stablecoin is a CGT event Every transaction. Tracked. Recorded. Calculated. Buy a coffee with USDC? You’re doing a tax computation ☕📊 Pay with your debit card? Nothing. Zero admin. Move on. That is not a level playing field. That is a punishment for using crypto. HMRC have finally acknowledged it 👀 They are now exploring whether stablecoins should be treated like fiat currency for tax purposes Exempt asset status. Removal of reporting thresholds. On the table. This is Stage 1 of the policy process so nothing is law yet But the direction of travel is clear 📍 And I am fully in support Less admin. Fairer rules. More adoption. This is the kind of reform that actually moves the needle for UK crypto 🇬🇧 Link: gov.uk/government/cal… Go read it yourself. Consultation closes 7 May 2026. Tell me below 👇 are you using stablecoins for payments right now?

@pyro_ae @IOHK_Charles FFS Pyro, you’d better be prepping. It’ll help the economy 😁

@IOHK_Charles This is normal migration…

2026 is going full Revelation: "And I saw an angel standing in the sun, who cried in a loud voice to all the birds flying in midair," “Come, gather together for the great supper of God, so that you may eat the flesh of kings, generals, and the mighty, of horses and their riders, and the flesh of all people, free and slave, great and small.

Casey may be the brains behind the Ordinals movement, but I am its heart and soul ❤️‍🔥 VOTE FOR ERIN!

@adam3us They’re called Users not spammers. What are you, the fun police?

hour of need! 4hrs left, please vote against the spammers! 🙏blockchain spammers pulled ahead overnight - spammed up the vote as well👎 x.com/bitcoin_bugle/…

@realizingerin Congrats guys Will there be an arm wrestle for the real champion on Hell Money?

To the old school maxis who are seething at this championship match up, consider that I may be your lesser of two evils Which is worse: Bitcoin Ordinals or Bitcoin Astrology?

@bitcoin_bugle @ICOffenderII I can’t find a cinema that takes $DOG

As plebs mourn @ICOffenderII🍌🍞 being eliminated from #MaxiMadness🏀 it's important to remember to always stay humble and never forget that your time preference can ALWAYS be lower. 📽️ 'Bitcoin's Not Dead' - Coming to theaters this summer.

Superb political ad. One of the best you’ll see. This is better, and resonates more, than anything coming from Labour or the Tories.