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@legalesnupi One of my closest friends in high school once told me with zero irony: "I don't really care for the law at all, I just really like the way people treat me when I tell them I'm in law school."

I’m still the ONLY person in my 173 person section who is dead-set on personal injury law. Reminded of first day 1L when our torts prof asked who was interested in PI, I raise my hand alone—“ambulance chaser‼️” is shouted from a dude in the back of the room

@DastDn He saw the pool on day and thought to himself "why doesn't this look like a crystal clear fountain at Mar-a-Lago?" and decided that anyone who had ever been in charge of keeping it clean was an idiot, neglecting the fact that it was a shallow pond fed by a river...

I give up. I have been made to care. What is the deal with the reflecting pool algae? Were there no problems with it before the renovation? Because, if so, I want to know the secret.

@JeremiahDJohns Not to hijack but just work your way through this list: kk.org/cooltools/best…

What's the best essay you've ever read online that came from an unexpected or non-traditional corner?

@UsingLyft I've lived in Texas for 25 years and still never really knew what it was. I'd always hear a little about then it was over...

Nobody celebrated this outside of Texas until like 6 years ago man. None of this is real

@rothschildmd He drove the presidential motorcade onto the empty reflecting pool while they were working on it...

Trump promoted himself relentlessly as the only person who could "fix" the Reflecting Pool, then hired a crony through a no-bid contract, made a giant production out of the repair, and completely destroyed it. He took something that belongs to us all and took a giant crap in it.

@DocPriyamMD What about if they're having a seizure? Immediately put something in their mouth to keep them from swallowing their tongue, correct?? 😂

You suspect a family member is suddenly having a STROKE. Which common first aid step could actually KILL them? ​A) Laying them flat on their back B) Giving them an Aspirin to chew C) Elevating their legs D) Loosening their tight clothing ​Bonus: WHY?

@rothschildmd I wouldn't touch it. He's already made it a crime... trumpwhitehouse.archives.gov/presidential-a…

People are grabbing chunks of blue paint from the Reflecting Pool like they're pieces of the Berlin Wall. How long before Trump tries to make possession of peeled paint a crime?

@n_squared614 European audience is bigger....

Can someone explain this kickoff time to me? A 2pm kick here means a 7am kickoff in Australia. If they had done an 8pm kick it would have been 1pm in Australia. Make it make sense!

@bob_number2 @yonann He has kids who might not want his younger wife getting everything when he 100% dies first....

@yonann Bro ppl care way too much about money and it’s fucking greed. You’re both rich af… if you love that person and they love you back why tf are you holding back? This is gross behavior.

Dave Ramsey tells a man with $45 million not to let his fiancée turn the prenup into a $20 million payout Caller: "I’m 60, my fiancée is 50, and we’re both retired. She has $3 million with no debt, I have $45 million with no debt, and she wants the prenup to slowly move my separate property into community property, 5% a year over 20 years" Dave: "What some people do is we exit with what we entered, $3M and $45M, and any growth from then on is ours" "The main purpose of this is that she should not come out of this with $20,000,000 two years from now"

@joncoopertweets This is a real picture from yesterday, pretty sure the one posted is AI

Imagine Trump ever being invited to join a photo like this — not in a million years. Four presidents. Zero drama. Just smiles, respect, and a shared love of country. 🇺🇸

@Investor_NICK_ Hot girl job. Same with pharmaceutical sales, oil and gas service sales, etc etc. you have to be picked for it you don't really apply. I work in oil and gas and we would have a parade a hot sales professionals every week taking us to lunch and it was usually just to check in.

The viral video the chick working at Stripe making $300K/year brings up something interesting about tech sales. It’s a career that really isn’t talked about during college. You won’t hear any of your college friends wanting to pursue it or professors recommending it.

@neon_heartbeat Which would never happen in "Rich" places where people go to show off...

@neon_heartbeat One of life's greatest pleasures to me is hanging out in and around these rich enclaves, and going into the small grocery store or whatever and everybody is dressed down and they think you're just one of them... 😂

every time someone starts talking about what they *think* casual old money dresses vs how people w old money *actually* casually dress i just. instantly think of these photos

The man whose voice set world records. The late Stan Lemkuil, the human sound machine, mastered over 300 vocal sound effects with just his mouth – from sirens to lasers and everything in between.

@BaskinJon A person studying to be a dentist should be a learned educated person. They are instantly going to be elevated to the top status of American as "A Doctor" and they will use that status to elevate themselves and their views. They should be well read.

Well captures the comedic aspect of the canon wars in the age of post-literacy

@david_perell He says he must have coffee to work, but then he says he drinks one cup of coffee all morning? 😂

Michael Pollan explained his entire writing process to me in 70 minutes. Afterwards, he said: "Man, I just gave you a whole semester's worth of lessons in a single conversation." Timestamps: 0:48 Does coffee make you more creative? 3:37 Do drugs make you creative? 10:45 How psychedelics shape your thinking 12:57 Journaling 16:29 Michael's routine 18:55 Writing a 1st draft 20:34 Why write in the first person? 26:09 The Cow Story 34:08 Balancing stories and facts 39:02 Metaphors are a cheat code 42:48 Finding good questions 51:25 Reading novels 55:40 How Michael does research 1:01:43 What makes a good character? 1:08:35 Art expands consciousness 1:11:05 Michael's top writing lessons You'll find the full conversation below. If you'd rather watch on YouTube, or listen on Apple / Spotify, check out the reply tweets.

@clevebryant4 @teroyaeason It sits vacant to this day 😂

@teroyaeason It got too hood @teroyaeason folks was getting robbed, shot and beat up. That old north side vs south side thing killed it. Plus the property value of the land there exploded

What’s the story on taking an entire Six Flags park out of Houston???? it’s weird that I’m bummed about something I never even saw, but I am. Why would’ve been different if I didn’t have Magic Mountain. My family loves roller coasters. Literally and figuratively.🤣

@OmoAlade005 I've always wondered the same thing about Pokémon. They all have punny names in English, do they also work in Japanese?

Question for Game of Thrones fans In dubbed versions of the show, do they change Hodor's name to make the "Hold the Door" reveal work in other languages? Or does he stay Hodor everywhere and the wordplay just get lost in translation? 🤔

@ClueHeywood Weirdest group of people I've ever known: born and raised in the USA guys who are *really* into soccer.

Gonna be honest, I used to think less of soccer guys. Like, it felt a little arrogant and purposely countercultural, you understand the flows of the beautiful game and the rest of us don’t, you did a semester abroad and drink wine at lunch, la dee dah I still feel that way tbh

@devahaz Vibe:

Skirt steak has gotten way more popular in recent years, but still underrated imo. Marinated this in gochujang, soy, lime, honey, garlic, ginger. Couple minutes on high heat each side, good to go. Made some black bean broccoli with it.