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@kmh @Qixotica @dagsteel @monsterhunter45 A study in devolution: Simo Häyhä to Max Twink in 87 years.

@Qixotica @dagsteel @monsterhunter45 Works for us

Seriously, it's actually interesting just how profoundly delusional or dishonest these dorks are. They are either super gullible and believe any dumbfuck narrative they get spoon fed, or they know better and they just keep lying anyway.

@SnausageM @monsterhunter45 Iceback has thoughts.

@monsterhunter45 Your children deserve to be replaced

This was a reply, but it was long, so deserves a QT- ## Oh yeah. Already explained. Anybody who has watched Trump's "barbaric uncouth unstatesmanlike" ways for the last decade knows how this works. There's some thing that's politically off the table. Trump don't give a shit. He says outlandish shit about the topic. The left, predictably and on demand, throws a giant tantrum about the most outlandish apocolyptic version of whatever Trump said. Insufferable internet libs spend the next few months screaming at normie voters about it, who now start thinking about a topic that wasn't even in their minds at all previously. Then Trump actually does whatever it is he wanted to do to begin with, which is way less than the histrionic shit the libs have been screaming about, so the voters go, oh, okay. That wasn't that crazy. A few years ago the idea of America getting Greenland wasn't on anyone's minds. Trump wants it. He rattles the libs cage. They freak out as usual. Morons like Max say retarded shit for days on end (honestly, he's such an insufferable bitch I wonder if he's a Russian bot designed to sow division between Americans and Europeans) Now the idea of the US getting Greenland is seen as a totally normal thing. The Overton Window has shifted. Now when Trump offers to buy it and just bribes the residents of Greenland, the American people won't think that's weird. I mean come on, everybody has got to realize how Trump works by now, right? These dumbasses can't be that oblivious.

@Landeur @myhumangetsme @CynicalPublius @marcorubio Only if you convert to Islam.

@myhumangetsme @CynicalPublius @marcorubio I'd become a nationalist hero, lmao.

457 British soldiers died in Afghanistan, many more wounded. Why? Because America came under attack and we answered the call. If you treat allies who bled for you with such utter disdain, you will lose them for good. Even those who generally like America.

@MoodAndMelody @TKratman You're whistling in the dark.

@TKratman I agree with you - you shouldn't. You've got more problems at home: division, debt, and internal strain that already impacts your ability to act globally. Australia will be fine

From Martin Iles, reposted: Having lived in the USA for nearly two years, I've realised something. The USA and the remainder of the Western world are no longer aligned. We all laugh and mock when the Americans say, "Freedom!" because we truly think we're as free as they are. Wrong. We're not. Not even close. The laws, the mindset, and the behaviour, is totally different in this regard. Most of all, the governments are totally different. The USA's convictions around core freedoms are on a scale we do not share. Meanwhile, Donald Trump wins the popular vote, the electoral college, the House, and the Senate... a man who, in every other Western country, is held in open derision, if not contempt. For these and other reasons, we are not the same. Yet the West, including Australia, fully expect to rely on the USA for our very survival. If the world turns bad (which will happen - only a question of time), then the whole West, without America, is toast. So, you may ask - if we're not very aligned ideologically, then it must be that we bring something to the party militarily? Well, no... actually... we don't matter that much militarily. The USA has about 470 ships in its navy, including 11 aircraft carriers, 69 submarines, 75 destroyers... plus 110 new ships in the pipeline. Australia has about 30, including 3 destroyers, 7 frigates and 7 outdated submarines. The UK does a little better, with about 60. Meanwhile, the US has over 14,000 military aircraft. A staggering number. Australia has 252 military aircraft. The UK has 556. The US army has just shy of 1,000,000 uniformed personnel in its military. Australia has about 45,000. The USA spends 3.4% ($968 billion) of its GDP on defence. Australia spends 2% ($36.4 billion). The US spends as much as the next 15 largest military-spending countries (including China) combined. The USA has a fighting culture. The men shoot things (a lot) and hunt things, the veterans get favoured in everything from parking spots to boarding planes. A uniformed young man is thanked in the street a dozen times a day. "Oh, the Americans and their guns!" we say, in our smug way. Yes, they have a warrior culture. We do not. We don't have to, because we're a leech on theirs. How many young British men are willing to fight for their country? Now ask the same regarding young American men. The difference is about as wide as it could be. Militarily, we don't offer squat. Meanwhile, look at the way Australia works against America's interests by loving on China. China made us rich and we stay close. This is a Marxist regime with expansionist aims. Again, you have to spend time in the USA to realise just how vast a gulf there is between us on China. Europe, too. They let China have their way everywhere from Germany to Greenland, all the while importing Islam and sending their own people to court for saying hurty words. Somehow, we have landed the deal of a lifetime with the USA that says, "when the baddies come, you'll save us ok?" Because we can't save ourselves. And we live in peace. But we keep gnawing away at freedoms, keep enabling China, and get flabby and disinterested about our military because Uncle Sam's got it. And, let's be honest, Americans are widely looked down on. To add insult to injury, we don't think that highly of our protectors. So, the USA is finally saying "enough." I am here, I can tell you what the vibe is, and that's it. Trump is doing what people want in this regard. They're over it. And we come across all shocked and hard done by. We behave like people with no self-insight at all. Yes, the global alliance system is all over the place now. From America's perspective, it's about time. And I must say, though I be a proud Australian, I am forced to agree. Something has to change.

@guyfelicella I'm sure you're "sipping" more than two, Guy Fellatio.

WOW 😳 Scroll the comments for 10 seconds and you’ll think you opened a psychiatric case study. Meanwhile… I’m over here sipping my second Canadiano ☕🇨🇦 like everything’s just fine 🤣 Different worlds.

I went to grab a coffee this morning. A guy in front of me orders an Americano. Cashier calls out: “12oz Canadiano ☕🇨🇦” When it was my turn, I smiled: “I’ll take a Canadiano too.” Btw, that's cool She grinned: “You know it.”

@jane_teeple @alandete Better get off X, you'll miss your MAID appointment.

@alandete Is "working" code for watching Fox News? My bet is that he's face down, sound asleep on the Resolute desk

What the hell, guys? Why are you pushing this kind of nonsense? He is at the White House. The marine is posted at the Oval Office door. There has been no movement from the White House all day. He is plainly working. Enough with this garbage.

@johnshewchuk @alandete Syrupean opinion discarded.

@alandete The Sentry is meaningless. Trump could be lying dead in the residence and they'd post the Sentry to cover it up for as long as possible. Trump's been quiet all day. Trump doesn't DO that! The White House needs to show some sign of life. This what happens when you LIE...🙄🤦.

@MINECRAFTUSD1 @PecoAz @CuriosityonX I doubt it, a screwdriver has uses.

@PecoAz @CuriosityonX You calling me a screw driver?

🚨: The Blue Marble Apollo 17 1972 vs Artemis II 2026 What changed?

@MINECRAFTUSD1 @BrewCrew_02 @CuriosityonX How could you have done light research when you are totally in the dark?

@BrewCrew_02 @CuriosityonX I'm just pointing out the obvious. If you're truly ready to break your mind, do some light research. I'm not here to name call or convince you, just here to put the thought in your mind to just research it. Prove me wrong.

@_sharehldr @harryjsisson Get back to your rice paddy.

@harryjsisson draft this idiot

Draft Barron!

@porterstansb Stick to surfing Porter.

Race has nothing to do with this. The problem is guns, not people.

@elTOPGOY @InfraHaz Right, "they" are going to come for you in the UAE.

@InfraHaz Let them come for all of us

One hour ago, I received an email from Google confirming I've been under investigation by the FBI. American tax dollars are being used to harass law-abiding citizens for the crime of speaking out against Zionism, while the warmongering ruling Epstein elite openly violates the laws and rights of the people with impunity. I won't be intimidated into silence, and will continue fulfilling my duties as Executive Chairman of my Party. As a law-abiding citizen, I have nothing to hide and stand ready to defend my constitutional rights in any court of law. And if I am illegally persecuted for my convictions, conscience and exercise of free speech, I will gladly accept become proof for the American people and the world that we are being ruled by a criminal regime. I have long ago thrown in my lot entirely with the American people whose rights I dedicate my life to fighting for. If our rights are to be violated, I won't excuse myself from our common fate. I willingly cast my fate with the working people of this nation, and the oppressed people of the world, for whom I have dedicated my entire life, until my last breath. I fully embrace my future without fear or regret. And if you're wondering it I confirmed if the email is real, I did, and it is. According to the provided case number, the legal process began in 2025 and the gag-order on it just expired today.

@ggreenwald "melded" Gracie?

Fox News has taken the American flag and literally melded it onto the Israeli flag, as if it's just one country in the minds of its poor, old viewers. #AmericaFirst

@OriginalNancyW1 @YikesSoDumb @jbendery Everything you know is wrong.

@YikesSoDumb @jbendery I'm not religious, but even I know Catholics hold Mass EVERY day.

NEW: The Pentagon today invited more than 3,500 employees to attend a Good Friday service at its in-house chapel. Except it’s only for Protestants, not Catholics. huffpost.com/entry/news-liv…

@ingelramdecoucy That'll do, bridge.

A bridge that was both a vital travel node for hard working Iranian people, the crippling of which will destroy their ability to freely travel to their work and their home, while also being incomplete and unusable so its destruction serves no possible military purpose. An enigma.

@jeneemichelle @MarioNawfal @megynkelly Drink a lot of heavy water, do you?

@MarioNawfal @megynkelly Nothing says liberate…. than the annihilation of a basic human need.

🚨MAJOR UPDATE: The night hasn’t even ended and we have yet another major escalation which makes no sense! The U.S. and/or Israel just struck a major water source in Western Iran As we’ve seen in recent weeks, Iran has been retaliating reciprocally This means that Iran will likely retaliate by striking a lifeline for the Gulf: Their desalination plants! Qatar get 99% of their drinking water from these plants, Bahrain, Oman and Kuwait over 90% and Saudi & UAE over 50%. A destruction of these plants is existential for these countries So why put the Gulf countries at such a major risk? And to make things even more bizarre, the strike on Iran’s water facility won’t have a massive impact on the country: They have access to a lot of rivers, dams & reservoirs. This means the impact this has on Iran will be minimal, while Iran’s retaliation could cause MASSIVE damage to the Gulf So again, why was this target struck? Is the goal to hurt the Iranian people while also severely hurting American allies in the Gulf? And more importantly, who’s behind it? Who benefits from such a scenario? My bet is on Israel, and without U.S. approval. My below post explains why this is my assumption As I said time and time again, this war is not making sense in so many ways

@SlickWilly918 @TRHLofficial Don't worry, it wasn't the one you live in.

@TRHLofficial What were you doing in a dumpster?

Trapped under 4 foster kittens. I might die here.

@Larry0584939597 @jeremykauffman @NotoriousAKG You don't know anything about Rwanda.

@jeremykauffman @NotoriousAKG Thinking hard about this and Rwanda might be the closest I can think of

Pardon? Japan doesn't have to lock things up because the culture is wildly different. It has nothing to do with black people.

@blancadiega5 @attackdogX Two wrongs don't make a right, but they do make a point.

@attackdogX Thats how i walk at disneyworld I let people flank real close behind me in a crowd then cut over at last second when im about to head on somebody coming from opposite direction playing chicken🤣 Then they run into each other🤣🤣🤣 2 wrongs make a right

OOF, this is why you shouldn’t tailgate 💀

@CrazyyHub I missed this episode of Trailer Park Boys.

They really posted this video thinking people would be on their side