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@BillKristol A special gift for you from a legendary football coach. @3YearLetterman

I’m no expert on golden calves, but in my limited experience of such matters and in my reading of history: When people proclaim, “Let me say this plainly: this is not a golden calf”…it’s probably a golden calf.

@HustleBitch_ My first thought is: “Please God. Help me unsee this. I’m begging you.”

James Goldstein, 86, spotted on the beach with 38-year-old Patricia Contreras. Be honest... what's your first thought? 📹: TikTok/knightcrosoft

Keir Starmer’s unpopularity has led Labour to a humiliating defeat in local elections. Now, with five major parties competing for votes, the far right could be well positioned for a general-election victory. newyorker.com/news/q-and-a/t…

@spencerpratt @KeenanPeachy Hold on. I was told that Editor-in-Chief of CBS News @bariweiss was going to transform that fading, agitprop network. WTH??

After CBS embarrassed Karen Bass by fact-checking her debate lies about the Palisades Fire, they clearly got the call. CBS filmed with me on my burned out lot for over an hour, and they turned it over to Karen Bass’ PR team to edit it into a comical 5 minute hit piece with clips from the Hills. They can’t beat my ideas, they can’t beat me in the debates, so they gotta try to turn my campaign into a sideshow. People are done with these skeezy political tricks, and I’m done with CBS. They’ll never get a word from me for my next 8 years as mayor. Adios! What outlet should I have in their absence?

@briannalyman2 .@IAmPoliticsGirl seems very cranky about @LydiaMoynihan's analysis.

Lydia Moynihan: It's a little ironic that the woman now who is likely going to win the 9th Congressional District in Tennessee is a black Republican instead of a white Democrat male. But that's racist? Tezlyn Figaro: It actually is It's now RACIST to elect a black Republican

@LydiaMoynihan Well done. The @IAmPoliticsGirl seems very unhappy about your fact-based analysis.

If Tennessee’s redistricting is racist, why is it about to elect a Black Republican woman to Congress?

@NewYorker Literally no one gives a shit about Kimberlé Crenshaw's radical left-wing views, except, of course, @NewYorker. What a ghastly publication you have become over the last 20 years.

Kimberlé Crenshaw did not design her work for mainstream acceptance. Critical race theory “was born as an insurgent project, and intersectionality was once a critique of the civil-rights movement. What are they now?” Kelefa Sanneh writes. newyorker.com/magazine/2026/…

@libsoftiktok Green card holders cannot vote in federal elections — or any U.S. state or federal election, for that matter. Federal law strictly limits voting in federal elections to U.S. citizens. @KarenBassLA has no idea what she's talking about. Because that is her plan for LA's future.

“Yes or no, should noncitizens be able to vote?” Spencer Pratt: No Karen Bass: It depends Nithya Raman: It depends This should tell you everything you need to know.

@Rainmaker1973 Goddammit. Now I can't unsee this. And I want to so badly. Pray for me.

Deer call World Championship 2026 in Germany

@ChristianHeiens LOL. The Democrats never miss an opportunity to miss an opportunity. They hate each other more than they hate Republicans. H/T: The great #AbbaEban

Virginia Democrats STILL have not produced a state budget because their party is imploding from internal personal squabbles. Louise Lucas is under criminal investigation by the FBI, her chief political consultant is in the process of being sued for defamation by Abigail Spanberger’s chief of staff, and Don Scott is busy trying to intimidate the Supreme Court into upholding this gerrymandering referendum. Zero attention is being paid to the ship of state. It’s all just raw power and personal vendettas.

@MattDogg_92 @GrageDustin You seem new to the art of political debates.

🚨 WOW: The moderator asked a simple yes or no question in the LA Mayor’s Debate. Should noncitizens be able to vote in local elections? Spencer Pratt: “No.” Karen Bass: *Word salad* Nithya Raman: *Word salad*

@GrageDustin An amazing and hilarious Democratic clusterfuck. They always put the accommodation of illegal immigrants at the top of their agenda, even if it comes at the expense of American citizens. And we all know why: It's the key to their survival as a competitive political party.

@OliLondonTV LOL. Not only is #GwynethPaltrow an out-of-touch multi-millionaire, so is the aging, corrupt, and radical left-wing @karaswisher. Both of them are disgusting.

Gwyneth Paltrow, who is with $200 million, complains about “super rich white dudes.” “Now all that matters is these kind of super rich white dudes who are breaking rules, setting rules- seemingly like not caring so much about the downstream impact on everything that they say.”

@CBSNews Good - and correct - answer from @DAGToddBlanche. The Attorney General is an officer of the Executive Branch ranch of our government. And @POTUS is in charge of that branch. The only question left to answer is: When will @bariweiss fire @camiloreports for clear political bias?

Former President Barack Obama made recent comments about the power and influence of the president, saying that "the White House shouldn't be able to direct the attorney general to go around prosecuting whoever the president wants to prosecute." Acting Attorney General Todd Blanche called the remarks "extraordinarily rich." "How about we think about what happened the past four years," Blanche asked CBS News' @camiloreports, before going on to reference multiple indictments brought against President Trump.

@JeffNadu That is, without a doubt, one of the worst scenes in the history of cinema. JFC, bro. Go watch The Godfather, Goodfellas, Patton, Breaker Morant, and one of a 1,000 other movies that are better than this garbage. Of course, we all know that this is why you posted this bot slop.

This is arguably the greatest scene in movie history

@adammocklerr This is one of the most arrogant, but shallow, comments I've ever seen from a smarmy, adolescent, and low-IQ Beta Male. Go play with your toy dolls. JFC.

There is a very formative moment for many young people where, once you start to get into more serious rooms, you quickly realize just how human everyone is. Many of the “accomplished elders” who seem put together and like they have it all figured out, are in reality, also still trying to figure it out. They know a lot, they have reps and experience, but things like insecurity and imposter syndrome tend to stick around. Many older men aren’t used to being challenged in any way and as a result, can react poorly to it. Many people put on a facade of having it figured out when they are just as unsure of the future as I am. Many people struggle to show vulnerability or admit when they don’t know or feel backed into a corner. These are human characteristics, and regardless of power, access, or experience, they seem to stick around.

@MysteryMongolia @PolymarketSport You seem new to the art of satire. 😬

@PolymarketSport Bro really thought Travis Kelce showed up to the Met Gala looking like a gothic peacock That’s not Kelce, that’s Sam Smith serving full drama and we all got baited so hard!

🚨TRENDING: Kansas City Chiefs fans are worried about Travis Kelce after seeing him at the Met Gala tonight. x.com/THR/status/205…

@glennbeck @AAGDhillon .@AAGDhillon is one of the absolute stars of the Trump administration as the head of @CivilRights. She should be a strong contender as Pam Bondi's replacement for Attorney General.

The DOJ has revealed just how widespread the Biden administration's anti-Christian bias was. @AAGDhillon gives the details: “Disparaging remarks were made by former DOJ prosecutors in my department about a magistrate judge being a Catholic, keeping people of faith off of juries, and going after and seeking sentences that were more than DOUBLE for Christian protesters outside abortion clinics than for domestic terrorists going after Pro-Life centers. [Biden's] DOJ put out guidance that Christians could not possibly be the victims of religious discrimination because they are the majority. That’s ridiculous. That’s not what our Constitution says.”

@nytopinion Only the leading lights @nytimes really think that @PulitzerPrizes is a big deal. It's not. The award only goes to cultural degenerates.

Columnist M. Gessen has been awarded the 2026 Pulitzer Prize in opinion writing, for "an illuminating collection of reported essays on rising authoritarian regimes that draw on history and personal experience to probe timely themes of oppression, belonging and exile."

@WSJopinion Dear God. The naive and fading, pro-open-borders globalists @WSJopinion are still waving the flag for the ungrateful Europeans who spit in our face and have leeched off our efforts to defend them for the last 80 years. You people never learn.

Trump’s anti-NATO pique, planning to pull 5,000 troops from Germany, is sending a terrible message to Vladimir Putin. on.wsj.com/4ua07uZ