@fesshole Bullshit, did they never ask for the tickets when you came back?
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Martin Forbes
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When I was a teenager my parents entrusted me with buying their weekly lotto ticket numbers. I always kept the money and spent it on cigarettes, beer etc. Every Saturday night my parents watched the lotto hoping their numbers would come up and I watched it praying they wouldn't!
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✨ come on daddy, eat my ass and suck on my toes. you know you want to.
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@LowlMusic @prinkasusa People are forgetting the 9 months of pregnancy, so how old was she when they first met?
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@prinkasusa 16 is age of consent is alot of states. should be all.
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People booing the Royal Family today is quite telling because I never remember in my lifetime when the Queen was ever booed.
King Charles has caused irreparable damage to the monarchy.
Is it time that KC abdicated before he damages it even further?
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£12.71.
What a joke.
Needs to be £23 per hour minimum.
Absolute minimum.
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@StonerDad @FFmaxhyde Why does Mother Nature hate us this year😭😭
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No April fools joke, just life.
Get your ass to work, buddy.
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And so it begins…
My Primary 1 daughter gets a letter outlining the ‘sexuality’ education she will be getting..
Government needs to get the f*ck out of peoples lives.
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@justlookin1709 @loverofbabes87 Tough one…I’ll take daughter though as she looks like an even filthier version of slutty mum
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@STVNews 😮😮😮 what a shockingly bad article. You don’t get extra hours of daylight. This is why we should not bother changing them, it’s pure folly.
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STV's Philip Petrie breaks down the WWII phenomenon which provided two hours of extra daylight.
news.stv.tv/weather/double…
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