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@GlennF There will be "Move on" cries beginning on November 5th. He's got 2 months to do more damage.

@GlennF Go with the @TheRickWilson idea that there be a weight scale on stage and both candidates are challenged to step on.

@joshtpm @Medscape I can't find any information if it's Vitamin D3 or Vitamin D2. Does anybody know?

Low Vitamin D in COVID-19 Predicts ICU Admission, Poor Survival medscape.com/viewarticle/93… via @medscape

@AshleeEats The fun is when they want things like a utility bill addressed to the wife at the address she hasn't yet lived at.

OMG, I'm going through the process to get new license and social security card that has my post-divorce/throwback name. The forms. The bureaucracy. I will NEVER change my name again.

@freestyle_mom @thewebbix I thought he said that it was sad that they couldn't do ballot harvesting because it was outlawed in California. After that Trumperdink described how ballot harvesting is done while he accused the Dems of doing it.

Barr claims a man collected 1,700 ballots and filled them out — “That’s NOT what happened at all…” Andy Chatham, former prosecutor, “Unfortunately, it speaks volumes to credibility” of AG Barr — half-truths and alternative facts as evidence. #ImpeachBarr washingtonpost.com/national-secur…

@hwinkler4real What's amazing irony is how man in who is 2nd generation of an immigrant from Germany is certain that HE is an American but the rest of us immigrant descendants aren't. This woman is obviously a 0 generation immigrant but decides she owns the place: chicagotribune.com/suburbs/winnet…

this is my country

@DeanRichards And it was good homemade GREEK food, too. Sorry for your loss, Dean.

My Mom, Angeline, died yesterday at Evanston Hospital after a long battle with dementia and heart issues. She worked hard all of her life caring for her four sons, at the same time, working full time and always cooking and baking, which was her passion. She was 97.

@doctorow You hate Mayonaise but is Miracle Whip OK with you, @DrewCurtis ? It's like margerine. It's not better in any way but HEY we make in our plant!

Only Miracle Whip can make pears taste so good! (Woman’s Day, September 1955) advertisingpics.tumblr.com/post/629462362…

@joshtpm Sure, Harmless. Unless you count the cataracts that will blind them.

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@hwinkler4real @EricStangel I was getting twice hourly calls from Social Security that my number was hacked and IT is going to turn it off. It finally hit me that I will get no legit calls from numbers the same as mine except for the last 4 digits.

@EricStangel Yes indeed !!!

Anyone else gotten more spam phone calls recently? I've had probably 5 today.

@Popehat Shouldn't you hang out your shingle as RICO LAW? youtu.be/Z-1ik3S6Ct4

@davezatz I have a hope that some of the greedy bastids that hoarded PPE to make a killing are cutting losses.

Their DNA and primary skill seems to be repackaging/reselling other company’s stuff under their own name. Don’t seem to have any sort of holistic strategy and their shotgun hardware approach isn’t going to be sustainable on the software side.

I still gotta pry open the door on the old microwave to recover my coffee mug that's trapped inside.

I may have discovered a new, flawless way to lose weight: The microwave broke in the late morning yesterday so I've eaten barely a thing since. Unfortunately, a newly delivered microwave is on the front porch.

@stevebrazill I'm doing the usual fighting to stay awake even if it means being conscious in these times.

@stevebrazill @reneritchie I'd celebrate if Apple the just stopped making me hafta type in the required incomprehensible password for the Apple Store - to download a free app, even.

@PooPooDooDoo15 @joshtpm Not a chance. Q Anon will simply deny that Q is Q even if Q reveals himself. It'll all be another dark plot.

@joshtpm I really don't understand how this idiot hasn't been identified yet. Seems like if some of these conspiracy wackadoodles found out that Q is not anyone in a position to know anything, that might take the wind out of their sails.

The real identity of Q, the person behind the Qanon movement is ...

@joshtpm I hear the premise is that Q has "Q level" security clearance. Why, then does he apparently know things that POTUS doesn't which POTUS learns from and retweets? Is "Q level" clearance higher than the President's clearance?

@donwinslow After that guy said, "It's fake pandemic." he was asked how he responds to Dear Leader on tape saying it was real, "That's his opinion." This Cult45 member doesn't believe his own preacher when it goes against what he gets from Russian trolls.

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@jimmykimmel I dunno. The MAGAt who said COVID-19 is a hoax being asked what he thinks after Dear Leader said it was real that answered, "That's his opinion" has to be in running for dumbest.

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