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@1ssve It’s the . that does me. Whenever I want to hit the space bar I hit the full stop. Infuriating.

WTF is going on with the iPhone keyboard? I can barely type on it without every word having a typo.

@MichaelAArouet £40k into my pension this year… I’m 35 with a young family. I’d much rather be taxed at 40% than this nonsense.

This is unreal. Believe it or not, in London parents are trying to reduce their income because they are better off earning £99k than £144k. The UK is on track to replace Germany as Europe's champion of absurdities. How is this even possible?

@richo160875778 @Steven_Swinford @oliver_wright And the rest of the planet wants alternatives… so the price goes up and the supply goes down. Not hard to grasp really is it lol…

@Steven_Swinford @oliver_wright think I saw something on here, that less than 10% of uk oil comes through the Strait of Hormuz?

Exclusive from @oliver_wright Ministers are examining plans to ration petrol and diesel supplies at the pump if the conflict in the Middle East continues to restrict the supply of oil to the UK. Government figures show that the country has less than 900,000 tonnes of petrol in storage - 10 per cent less than a year ago and about 26 days’ supply at normal demand levels Although ministers insist in private that the country currently has adequate reserves to avoid rationing, senior government sources admit that “demand constraint measures” could become necessary if significant disruption to oil supply continues Ministers already have emergency powers under the Energy Act which they can use to control supply and demand of petrol products during severe disruptions. These were last used in 2000 when hauliers blockaded fuel depots to protest at rising prices, leading to nationwide petrol shortages. The plans would allow the government to cap the amount of fuel motorists can buy at any one time and designate certain petrol stations as hubs that would only serve emergency and critical service vehicles. Diesel sales could be restricted to commercial vehicles involved in the delivery of key supply chains, such as food and health One source said that although the need to implement the plans were “some way off” there was growing concern that disruption to supplies could last longer than had previously been expected. Industry experts believe that even if the Strait of Hormuz were to reopen tomorrow it could take up to six months for normal supplies to resume. thetimes.com/article/832f7c…

@btcjvs Conservatives have hung us all out to dry. Literally putting party before country for 14 years.

I'll tell you how fucked the UK is. Not only was February's £14B borrowing the highest ever recorded for that month, £13B of the £14B went purely to debt interest payments. The Ponzi is bankrupt, and this war is the nail in the coffin. Rate hikes next, maybe multiple. The mandate is inflation, not employment. Then it's a rush to the exit. Bitcoin, gold—you don't own enough.

@FPL_Marcello Depends what those teams have left to play for.

If there was a team that ends the season playing Burnley, Wolves, Leeds, Man Utd and have a double GW, would you pick their players in your FPL?

@FPLMaineRoad Valverda v szoboszlai. The others wouldn’t have it.

Would be so interested to see which team would win here? 11 x Bernardo Silva’s 11 x Federico Valverde’s 11 x Dominic Szoboszlai’s 11 x Marcus Llorente’s

@AIInvestorHQ Salary sacrifice tax savings wins.

The UK does NOT invest their money 77% of the UK does not put their money to work outside of their pensions… The whole country is financially illiterate.

@TheFatGoalie @FPLMarcin Boring? Subs and captaincy swaps is way more engaging.

@FPLMarcin Honestly, FPL would be boring if it were like this. But surely I'd appreciate it if we had more high scoring weeks in FPL, it's mostly shit scores every week. 😂

I wish the FPL life was like this

@allenanalysis Sun Tzu.

French President Macron: “France did not choose this Iran war. We are not taking part in it. Nobody can force us.” Nobody can force us. This is not a diplomatic abstention. This is France — founding NATO member, America’s oldest ally, the country that helped birth American democracy — telling Trump and Netanyahu directly: you are alone in this. France: officially out. Germany: no. Norway: no. Canada: never. Japan: officially no. Australia: officially no. UK: not our war. Switzerland: airspace closed. Macron: nobody can force us. Trump threatened NATO with a “very bad future.” Macron just answered. Trump gets less than 1% of US oil through the Strait he mined. He asked the world to reopen it. The world keeps walking away. $21 billion spent. 14 Americans dead. Oil at $102. Cuba dark. Taiwan surrounded. Zero allied warships. Nobody can force us. Never stop connecting the dots.

@RealPostFolder I think you’d go insane within a few months. Every building would freak you out - surrounded by ghosts you’d start getting convinced some were conscious or moving or aware. It would be hell.

@MatchDCentral Clearlake to pack their bags with the SDs and Roman to be helicoptered back in tonight?

🚨🤯 Chelsea fans, our source just gave us HUGE NEWS. We will be breaking it exactly after the match ends. Stay tuned and turn on notification.

@FPL_Calle Except palace have no squad depth

Looks like FH33 + WC35 is getting more popular Important to remember is that there is a decent chance that you are targeting Palace players on WC while they are going for the Conference League Will be incredibly difficult to predict the starting XI just like Spurs last season…

@markgadala Audio is shite as always

We have reached peak AI. Someone made an entire short film "Harry Potter by Balenciaga" Credit: demonflyingfox on YT

@CFCJnR Goes abroad for 3 years, comes back to EPL with Liverpool, City or United and absolutely dominates…

Someone has to be sacrificed for the greater good to make Chelsea great again. This is the easiest way out, not his fault, Directors built a team that is so unbalanced. Enzo Fernandez just isn't made for the Premier League, Saudi, Madrid, PSG, save us.

@StokeyyG2 Probably asleep like the rest of us 😴 another dreadful weekend of football

Absolutely baffling. Gabriel Gudmundsson is sent off anyway.

@FPL_Harry People moan about DEFCON but wtf else is there for points because it sure as hell isn’t goals atm

Everyone complaining the league is boring right now? No idea tbh. Anderson is on 6 DEFCON

@FPL__Raptor I swear it’s like this almost every week this season… absolutely the worst season I can ever remember. The games are so unbelievably dull and the standard is dreadful.

0.13xG COMBINED between all 6 teams in the opening 15 minutes of the 2pm games. Only 4 shots, none on target. The Premier League is in a horrible state right now, awful viewing.

@TukiFromKL At this point I’d say the only job that is probably 100% AI proof is teachers. No ssne parent will want robots or screens teaching their kids.

🚨 Do you understand what just happened? A guy in Florida asked ChatGPT to sell his house. Not help him sell it. SELL IT. Pricing, Marketing, Showings, Contract.. Everything. Sold in 5 days. The average real estate agent takes 6% commission. On a $400K house that's $24,000. For what? Putting it on Zillow and sending you emails? This man paid $20 a month for ChatGPT and did the whole thing from his couch. Real estate agents spent 20 years telling you the process is too complicated for normal people. That you need a professional. That the paperwork is too risky without them. It was gatekept. And a chatbot just kicked the gate open.. Lawyers are next, Accountants are next, Financial advisors are next.. Every profession that made you feel stupid so you'd pay them is about to get the same treatment. The middleman economy is dying. And it's not dying because AI is smarter than them.. It's dying because AI proved you were always smart enough to do it yourself. You just weren't allowed to..

@MerrynSW Where are you getting the slave labour from to build it? Illegal migrants?

Scotland could be the big winner here. Introduce a low flat rate tax.. say 15%.. and we would be rich in no time.

@procurementfile 🐘 pensions & care home costs 🐘

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