Jackie Daytona

I love everyone.

@Jomboy_ I 100% thought you were going for the ass slap there

Finally answered the age old question of who is taller, me or Aaron Judge

@EVR551 if you really want to upset people: Suzuki Turner Berti Tucker PCA Happ Kelly/Amaya Almora Jr Swanson

@octopuscaveman It’s gotta be the Ohio valley pizza en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ohio_Vall…

People always argue over which state has the best pizza. I want to know who has the WORST pizza in general. I’ve got my pick but I want to see what you think.

@BobGolen You are John, Bob

If John's son is my son's father, how am I related to John?

@SincereEngineer Extremely in

hair jorndog sincereengineer.com

@PitchingNinja Ump just did his mortal kombat finisher

If Synchronized Baseball becomes an Olympic Sport... This would win the Gold.🥇🤸‍♂️

@FranziaMom At Random boozy milkshakes yum

Heaven or Wisconsin

@FranziaMom Congrats on Release Radar top billing! (Specifically for me)

my band released a new song last week and it’s one of my favorite songs to play and we will be playing it on tour starting saturday. thank you that is all. end of tweet. open.spotify.com/track/3Tpco9Ed…

@baseball_buj @MiLB I am in for season tickets if we did

Holy smokes I just found out Coom Dog played for the Muskies! Really wish Madison still had a @MiLB affiliate

@baseball_buj It’s not always easy being a cub fan, but it makes those 2016s feel that much better

I have somehow mustered up excitement to watch Chicago Cubs baseball this afternoon

@TheBlogfines Oddly, I feel less frustrated with this than the long stretches of stranding tons of baserunners.

Will be very fitting if the Cubs score 2 in the 9th. But I'm guessing we won't have to worry about that rally lol.

@DerekVanRiper i feel you. i am in a keeper league with a pitching staff perpetually on IL.

@AldoSoto21 Marquee’d!

Ben Brown no sleeves. It currently feels like 20° at Wrigley Field

@FranziaMom This is an excellent ranking.

anyways where i think i land: 1. Black Mile 2. Mean Everything to Nothing 3. Like A Virgin 4. Million Masks 5. Simple Math 6. Cope/Hope

Manchester Orchestra touring (cool) the album Cope (blech) with Militarie Gun (cool) has me trying to rank Manchester albums but the band is such Big Gesture Rock Music that it feels like there's not a consensus #1, just the album that landed with you the most

@FranziaMom The early stuff gets more miles from me because nostalgia, but Black Mile is the masterpiece. It’s an album that even non fans can easily enjoy.

for my money, Black Mile to the Surface is the only one that truly successfully blends their movie-soundtracking resume with their stadium rock aspirations, it all works and The Gold is probably their best song. but most M.O. fans i know came on during those first 2-3 albums

@EVR551 The knob on that bat is making this sign very 🍆

@FranziaMom if you put a book as your bio pic you should probably not lead out with incorrect "your" usage, but ok.

I’m in tears

@GrantBrisbee Very specific audience for this one😂

@MadBeerAndy I am still in the hundreds - so so so many Bruery reserve society beers