
Jaka Hudoklin
5K posts

Jaka Hudoklin
@offlinehacker
Dev+Ops, web, security, cryptocurrencies. Loves @nixpkgs, K8S, Docker. F(X), deterministic and fully declarative. Also js, go, good food & latte macchiato


🚨BREAKING: SUPER MICRO CO-FOUNDER ARRESTED FOR SMUGGLING $2.5B IN NVIDIA GPUs TO CHINA >SMCI co-founder Yih-Shyan "Wally" Liaw arrested today >personally holds $464 MILLION in SMCI stock >charged with smuggling BILLIONS in Nvidia servers to china >used a southeast asian shell company to funnel $2.5B in servers to chinese buyers >$510 million worth shipped in just THREE WEEKS in spring 2025 >built thousands of fake dummy servers to fool U.S compliance auditors >caught on surveillance camera using a HAIR DRYER to swap serial number stickers >coordinated the whole thing over encrypted group chats >SMCI down 12% after hours >faces up to 30 years in federal prison ITS SO OVER…




Three Charged with Conspiring to Unlawfully Divert Cutting Edge U.S. Artificial Intelligence Technology to China “The indictment unsealed today details alleged efforts to evade U.S. export laws through false documents, staged dummy servers to mislead inspectors, and convoluted transshipment schemes, in order to obfuscate the true destination of restricted AI technology—China,” said John A. Eisenberg, Assistant Attorney General for National Security. “These chips are the product of American ingenuity, and NSD will continue to enforce our export-control laws to protect that advantage.” 🔗: justice.gov/opa/pr/three-c…








"I think listening to old people is the biggest mistake young people make. I think the traditional career advice is probably not going to work as well." Sam Altman was answering the quetsion - "what is the biggest mistake you see young people make right now when they apparently prepare for AI?" --- From 'IIT Delhi' YT channel. (link in comment)










LLM that keeps telling people to break up because it’s been trained on relationship advice subreddits






When girls say they want to go out on a date, they are actually begging you to surprise them and spend minimum $500 on fancy restaurants, musicals, hotels and/or high end clubs. They don't fucking wanna go to something fucking lame as escape rooms or museums. Girls like to be beautiful and go to beautiful places and be valued for their beauty. It's not rocket science, but men's theory of mind is so garbage, it kinda is actually rocket science for them.






You know how hard it is to have an IQ of 140 as female and find a man that intellectuel matches your personality ??




