Rob from New Hyde Park

@DefiantLs Priceless

Younger brother with Down syndrome surprises his older brother by showing up in a matching outfit

@raqisright "the best way to get over someone is to get under someone else"

The best cure for heartbreak, is more heartbreak

@KittyMcFeisty Otay. Just lookin out ☺️

@overspooled77 Lol not new to this at all whatsoever. I’ve long been thru my freak out phases & acclimating to the atrocities of the world & having to “detox” 😅 Shit is just getting hella old at this point. Plus I already knew tea bags shed a ton of microplastics. Just never got visuals haha

Swear to God I’m about done w everything trying to kill us slowly 🙄

@mushycrouton @Veritas_helper @jk_rowling You're a fag

@Veritas_helper @jk_rowling “I have gay friends” is what all homophobes say You aren’t special

Imagine being so insecure and desperate for control you have to specify how your name is pronounced in your Twitter bio

@stoolpresidente Could have called a travel too. Good no call.

Halftime Update - Michigan goes 0-8 from 3. Still winning at half

@eThirty_Three @woketopiansa @vinyard44765 @barstoolsports I just read this whole back and forth. Thanks for the entertainment.

@woketopiansa @vinyard44765 @barstoolsports Ok

Magnus Carlsen took a selfie with his opponent then reported her for having a phone The GOAT

@raqisright @skylarromines Shudda let him blow that back out

@skylarromines I have to work on this 😭

A friend of a friend tried to set me up Told him I couldn't go out with him Tuesday as I had stuff to move, and frankly not that interested. He added me to a group chat with his assistant and told him to help me with my stuff. I politely declined, I didn't want to owe him anything Anyway, my back is now out and it wasn't from a man, but the absence of one Accept the help.

Achieve your peak physique. Become absolutely obsessed with yourself. No man is coming to save you, be the best version of you and he will come Btw I’m 12lbs down and I can’t stop looking in the mirror Tbh my body is perfect

@paigepowellxoxo Humble me 🥵

Nothing humbles a man faster than a woman who understands what he's doing

@MurrayHillGuy1 @MahomesEnjoyer I'd rather drink bleach

@MahomesEnjoyer Just like the game.. I’m going to miss it

What the hell is this?

@xkayeyem Nah. That was a designed play. This shot was better.

christian laettner is the only right answer! 😮‍💨

@Keith02484670 @IfindRetards @krassenstein Ok retard

@IfindRetards @krassenstein You can tell someone has a low IQ as soon as they say retard. So you can’t take them seriously

BREAKING: Trump booed at the “Trump Kennedy Center” last night.

@7BOOMERESIASON @WFAN660 Is this a new repawt or an old repawt?

I know our on air mics are not picking up this noise, but this has been going on for about a month now behind us…⁦@WFAN660⁩

@JoshIsFAB @SmokedBy0 "marginalized".....y'all got a whole month marginalized my ass

@SmokedBy0 “What do you mean I can’t go onto my highly influential social media page and attack a marginalized group of people without consequence??” 😂😂

Sports fans when they find out being homophobic has its consequences

@JennSalerno310 @TaylorTwellman @FIFAWorldCup 🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌

@TaylorTwellman @FIFAWorldCup Shhhhh

3 consecutive @FIFAWorldCup missed for the Italians. Think about that….with 48 teams they couldn’t qualify. Wild

@c0wboysl0ver @jonmachota It could be a play closer to the deadline mid season depending on the circumstances

@jonmachota girl, anyways

Cowboys owner Jerry Jones on if Dallas would re-visit making a move for Maxx Crosby

@Lioness4Good I hope it goes perfectly

@MaxRokatanski @raider_wayne @ksorbs Came here to say this. 🫡

@raider_wayne @ksorbs Psst. Your president too there sport. Daddy left when you were young, and mommy desperately tried to make up for it by spoiling you. A sad story indeed. However, you dont have to stay mad at "daddy" Trump. Seek help, it CAN get better.

We now have a list of the NO KINGS financiers: - Arabella: $79M - Warren Buffet: $16M - Ford: $51M - Rockefeller: $26M - Soros: $72M - Tides: $45M $294,487,641 MILLION

Where the fuck were the “no kings” protestors when they were locking us down and making us show vaccine passports?