Patrick Salmon

A more youthful Floodle doing Floodle things

She's glitched

@ColfromCheshire Poor baba.

@patthefish Probably, it’s her second time they are as bad as Zack Polanskies.

Just noticed Dixie’s face has swelled up on her right, she’s probably tried to bite a bee or wasp.

Against my better judgement and despite saying I wouldnt, I made the mistake of putting the build up to the football on. FFS. I'll be in the garden until kick off. Disgusting

@ColfromCheshire Oh bugger, poor Dixie. Teeth out?

Turns out it’s an abscess, she booked in this week to have it done.

Just one of those days...

Who dat, Dad??

@fw_naetoblaq I'd take time off work for my sick/ dying dog over most humans. And I won't be asking for the time, I'll be taking it.

A hill I’ll die on: Calling off work because your pet is sick, dying, or has passed away is every bit as valid as calling off for a human family member.

@ColfromCheshire Have you tried reading Aristotle or Plato to them. Often illuminating.

When I’m PM I’m going to make it law that tv remote controls and motorcycle switchgear be illuminated.

@Jenny_1884 Oh aye, proper medieval dentistry. Grim! Pretty sure they removed teeth for fun.

Who remembers back in the day when you went to the dentist as a child & was given gas to put you to sleep? I remember walking home afterwards & feeling really sick 🤮

@icod Yup. I've got 3 X 8hr days of instructor-led training to deliver, starting tomorrow. I'll be knackered on Sunday.

Over 30 years in a classroom I think I've got the badges to say : teaching is a *physical* job. Despite what you think it's not passive, it's very active. Effective teaching in 36° heat is impossible.

Just heard someone on the idiot lantern's job title described as 'Property Curator'. She looks after a few holiday lets in Cornwall.

@Zeldamand Ha. Yup. Lots of fluids in, not so much out. 🤣

Been up since 6am, just managed my second p1ss. 🫪

@rickygervais Nice, but Rhyl is pretty hard to beat on a grey November afternoon.

Ridiculously beautiful. Not me, obviously. Annecy ❤️

This

@Tommy_1972 I like that one too.

The Foo Fighters are on at Anfield tonight. What’s your favourite song of theirs? I hate them all.

Goon.

I can't go on with peaches in salad

Took a second 🤣🤣

@Mattisamazing33 I’m sharing a what3words address to help you find this specific location. Tap to see exactly where it is: ///tone.spouting.jams w3w.co/tone.spouting.… Closest I could find

In pain with toe spouting jam