Patrick Salmon

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Patrick Salmon

Patrick Salmon

@patthefish

Conwy (hatched in Northwich) เข้าร่วม Kasım 2012
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Patrick Salmon
Patrick Salmon@patthefish·
A more youthful Floodle doing Floodle things
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Col@ColfromCheshire·
@patthefish Probably, it’s her second time they are as bad as Zack Polanskies.
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Col@ColfromCheshire·
Just noticed Dixie’s face has swelled up on her right, she’s probably tried to bite a bee or wasp.
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Sartorial Thug 🍸
Sartorial Thug 🍸@SartorialThug·
Against my better judgement and despite saying I wouldnt, I made the mistake of putting the build up to the football on. FFS. I'll be in the garden until kick off. Disgusting
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Col@ColfromCheshire·
Turns out it’s an abscess, she booked in this week to have it done.
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Patrick Salmon@patthefish·
Just one of those days...
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Patrick Salmon@patthefish·
@fw_naetoblaq I'd take time off work for my sick/ dying dog over most humans. And I won't be asking for the time, I'll be taking it.
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♰ 𝙽𝚊𝚎𝚝𝚘
♰ 𝙽𝚊𝚎𝚝𝚘@fw_naetoblaq·
A hill I’ll die on: Calling off work because your pet is sick, dying, or has passed away is every bit as valid as calling off for a human family member.
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Col@ColfromCheshire·
When I’m PM I’m going to make it law that tv remote controls and motorcycle switchgear be illuminated.
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Patrick Salmon@patthefish·
@Jenny_1884 Oh aye, proper medieval dentistry. Grim! Pretty sure they removed teeth for fun.
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Who remembers back in the day when you went to the dentist as a child & was given gas to put you to sleep? I remember walking home afterwards & feeling really sick 🤮
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Patrick Salmon@patthefish·
@icod Yup. I've got 3 X 8hr days of instructor-led training to deliver, starting tomorrow. I'll be knackered on Sunday.
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iCod@icod·
Over 30 years in a classroom I think I've got the badges to say : teaching is a *physical* job. Despite what you think it's not passive, it's very active. Effective teaching in 36° heat is impossible.
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Patrick Salmon@patthefish·
Just heard someone on the idiot lantern's job title described as 'Property Curator'. She looks after a few holiday lets in Cornwall.
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Patrick Salmon@patthefish·
Been up since 6am, just managed my second p1ss. 🫪
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Ricky Gervais@rickygervais·
Ridiculously beautiful. Not me, obviously. Annecy ❤️
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Tom@Tommy_1972·
The Foo Fighters are on at Anfield tonight. What’s your favourite song of theirs? I hate them all.
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iCod@icod·
I can't go on with peaches in salad
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☠️ Matt 👾
☠️ Matt 👾@Mattisamazing33·
In pain with toe spouting jam
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