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I started seeing this escort and I think I’m falling in love with her cause she’s this Cuban petite lil mami and calls me love and bb, she even texts me before anyone when she needs money for some bullshit fucken reason that I’m just in shock she thinks I’m falling for it and I will chat with her about how she needs to step it up to keep our arrangement where I really am stupid cause I should be getting a lot more for the money like I definitely should get her to fuck my dad so he can know all that money he has for retirement should be used on escorts and taking the major babes out to let everyone know I’m doing what men should cause the time and effort and money spent for real dating that you might get played and if so you are just a legit gay boy and you always just do it first cause you know that you fucked up getting super lit and secretly got you a bag that you were truly a disappointment cause you had her where you had them where daily fucks were yours but now you just gave up and that’s just the final point where your choosing to become a absolute nothing and if you’re ok with that then you just believe your lie that I’m ok with the choice but you can start choosing to eat pizza

Cybercab has started production

It’s not going to be understood but life is either you win or you lose….that simple and it’s not pretty cause you might have to lie and cheat and manipulate and you might need to blame first and it’s not even a question cause it’s your life that you have to put first and rat on your boys without hesitation cause that gay ass shit about rats have committed something so selfish cause you should not say shit keeping it g and your boys kept it g so the evidence takes you down but your literally a fucken stupid loser cause you sitting for life and your boys forgot about you and you best you got is bragging you never said shit

By age 25, a man must understand that life doesn’t slow down. You can’t keep pushing things off; time only speeds up from here. Start building habits, wealth, and relationships that will pay off when you hit your 40s and 50s. Get serious now, or regret it later: it’s that simple.

@jaythakillaaa That looks identical to the booty that I’m supposed to have

booty pics cause ik you wanted them 👅

@AlenaDaOG Whatever you need me to do like FaceTime or talk with my mom so she can say I’m good dude

@AlenaDaOG Let’s meet up tmrw night, Sleeping Village at 9.

anyone in chicago want to hangout tonight im bored and need new friends

@AlenaDaOG You prolly look at yourself and think “ damn I’m a bad bitch” and that’s exactly how it should be

just woke up how about you

@AlenaDaOG Gaaaawwd dammmn

@AlenaDaOG Popular opinion….you and I….lounge, music, drinks….vibes

unpopular opinion but i love chicago

@TaiAyshaMami Hey, “GAAAAWD Daaaamn” exactly what any men thinks when he sees you

Me after being “forced” to go outside

@CollinRugg This is AI generated cause there’s a person with 11 toes instead of 10

NEW: Man walks out to his backyard to find 13 people in a hot air balloon basket looking back at him in Temecula, California. The resident, Hunter Perrin, says he was watching TV on Saturday morning when he got a knock on his front door from his neighbor. "We walked into the backyard and there's this basket full of 13 people, just sitting in the backyard looking at us," Perrin said. According to one of the hot air balloon riders, the pilot had to make an emergency landing because there wasn't enough wind and they had only a little fuel left. The pilot tried landing in the street but ended up in the backyard. No one was injured, and there was no property damage. Video: HPerrin / YouTube

Young man buys some chipotle and while paying he realizes his money must be hidden somewhere else cause looks like I don’t have enough fucken money to buy this fucken burrito!!!! I soon remembered that I actually never even had money in the first place but now I have a free burrito from chipotle cause I abra kadabra on them hoes

🔥🚨STEALING: Young man buys a house and starts renovations… only to discover a literal fortune hidden inside the walls that changes everything forever

@AlenaDaOG Show me your feet

i like a person who can keep up

@chicagodivediva Black cancer

Loving Small Cheval is a red flag

@morg_alexx Yeah they were retarded individuals celebrating Pritzker still being the biggest piece of shit

Did anyone else see people walking down the street with candles in Chicago?? wtf was that

@thadollway_ So get the fuck out like what you waiting for a fucken permission

I wanna gtf outta Chicago so bad

@KiuiAirica Cause I’m there with my woes

why is everyone doing everything @ the salt shed 🤔

@greg16676935420 No you fucken asshole it’s cause it’s got moon moles and we collect them to vaporize verga

So did the astronauts just go to the moon to make sure it was still there or what was the purpose of the mission

@JBPritzker Fucken fat piece of shit worthless scum of the earth suck my dirty ass

Don’t forget: Donald Trump is spending YOUR taxpayer dollars on an illegal war that is making gas more expensive. This is his fault.

@tnertz @USRoute41 Ok

@pos1tivity @USRoute41 You’ve watched the Wolf of Wall Street too many times

300 N Franklin. Demolished in 2003. CME moved from here to 444 W Jackson in 1972. <I think over Thanksgiving weekend>

@AlenaDaOG Ok

@pos1tivity ew youre gross

theyre everything youre looking for in a person except they talk to their ex what would you do