
Raymond Duck
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Raymond Duck
@reeceprinn
I had a dream when I was in high school that I attended the Punk Rock Academy 🎶🎶
Los Angeles, CA เข้าร่วม Aralık 2009
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@centristpeater That looks like shit. I'd rather step on a discarded fentanyl needle hiding in the sand.
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@MattMorseTV I have some doubts about this story... Like all of it apart from the fact that you weren't hired.
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In 2011, at 17 years old, I applied for a job at McDonald’s and got rejected because I couldn’t speak Spanish.
I was ‘unqualified’ to flip hamburgers in the United States of America because I couldn’t speak Spanish.
We need 100,000,000 deportations.
Steve Ferguson@lsferguson
High school kids used to have part time jobs. Where do they work now? Places like fast food restaurants and retailers are all staffed by foreigners. Am I missing something?
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@EylonALevy When you act in such a way that breeds contempt, it will find you naturally.
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@_fat_ugly_rat_ It's fantastic - I go 6+ months without checking the weather. Imagine watching a weather forecast or installing weather apps. Mad.
When you visit the kind of shithole that has humidity, you cannot wait to get back.
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@arttavana We do travel, frequently, but you never yearn for home like when you're in a place with shithole weather and/or humidity. I like being able to wear shorts on Christmas, not feel like I've just stepped out of a steam room (or into one, depending on location) half of the time.
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I was there a few days ago and I swear to God all I could think was “this is why Californians don’t travel.”
vistaaura@vistaaura222
Manhattan Beach, California
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@Djoko_UTD I've never played Pickleball, but I played tennis recreationally for 3-4 years. I suspect I'll be the world number 1 mere minutes after I pick up a racquet for the first time.
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@SeanyPrince Of course. It's a much more compelling story than two rich Hollywood twats purchasing a club and funding its rise through the football pyramid.
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It's always so jarring to spend a significant amount of time with people who just cannot stop eating. They also tend to expend very little energy through natural activity.
At certain events with extended family I will leave multiple times to go for a walk and still eat just a single plate of food. Meanwhile, the people who sit in front of the TV or at the table for 8+ hours will have 3-4 plates of food, snacks, a Starbucks run - it's genuinely appalling. Zero activity, extreme amounts of food.
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Habits of "naturally" slim people:
- They don't diet
- They move a lot
- They rarely snack
- They eat real food
- They're great sleepers
- They sometimes forget to eat
- They don't drink their calories
- They stop eating when satisfied
- They have a great relationship with food
Anything you'd add?
🤍 0 days b/p free@heejincaloriess
do u guys realize that skinny people who say that they eat a lot actually dont eat a lot
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@rushicrypto It's only a problem if you're bad at your job. I just went for a 25-minute walk and it was fantastic.
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@omgsidewalks No, I would not. I know way too many people who only leave to go to work. Many of my neighbors simply never leave the house. Its fucking insane.
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@turningmystile Every time, they just don't understand it. There are use cases that are decidedly masculine, but it's frequently used and understood in a gender-neutral way.
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when people say "dude is NOT a gender neutral word" my brain just makes a note that says "not from California"
marina 🌸@themarinadove
dude is gender neutral but only from guys born and raised in california who will call you “dude” during sex and not think twice
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@zapatas_mom This is so weird... I've exclusively used reusable grocery bags for over a decade. I either fold them up and carry them or put them in my shoulder bag when walking to the store. These fantasies are so funny.
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@MarkGoldfeder @Delta @JFKairport @WSJ @FoxNews @JNS_org @nypost @luketress @Ostrov_A @SloanRachmuth @Kredo0 Why would a card about Palestine reference Israel? Are you looking for a separate flag and card for Israel to highlight Arab-Israelis? This is so incredibly pathetic.
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Dear @Delta,
I understand that it is Arab American Heritage Month. But why does celebrating that include displays in your lounge @JFKairport that completely erase the State of Israel?


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Yeah that seems crazy. I've had the same Logitech keyboard for a decade and only replaced my MX Master 3 because of the horrific rubber coating that started to degrade. Otherwise, no reason to replace.
That said, I still have pristine ten-year-old USB Type-C cables that I use regularly. Some people use things a lot harder and have to replace them much sooner.
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@Chunky_Buttons I’m not sure what cheap shit folks are buying that breaks that fast…I’ve been using the same Logitech wireless keyboards for a decade and mice for 6 years, no problems at all with any of them.
But the ball mice were truly horrible having to meticulously clean them so often…
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No one can truly be nostalgic for ball mice. Absolutely horrid devices.
Dissident Soaps@DissidentSoaps
$15 in 1995 and lasted until the port became obsolete vs $175 in 2026 and you replace it after something breaks from 2 years of light use
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@heynavtoor That's why mine are never connected to the network in my house. It's just a screen - nothing more. They've never been connected so there's no way for them to reconnect or send off cached data. I just got cheap(er) TVs.
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Your smart TV is taking screenshots of your screen every 15 seconds.
Not a guess. Not a theory.
A peer-reviewed study by researchers at UC Davis, UCL, and UC3M tested it.
Samsung TVs: every minute.
LG TVs: every 15 seconds.
Even when you're just using it as a monitor.
Here's how to turn it off for every brand:
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@voilamagic_ Given the size of the meals most people are eating, they can't really justify it. But three smaller meals for sure. This isn't exactly a hot take - the obesity rate goes up every year.
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@Dexerto Cannot imagine not having YouTube Premium. This shit, even with YouTube's denial that it's happening, is abysmal.
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@jubilescent I like the sugary protein cereals. Just eat more protein? Nah. I want protein via cinnamon toast crunch.
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@avilajoey19 @jubilescent This is so dumb - and not to mention straight up boring.
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