CB 🇺🇸 Blevster

Shitters full

2️⃣ in a row for Kenny! He WINS tonight in St. Louis! 🏆 #SupercrossLIVE #SMX #Suzuki

My brother @beeble90290 would say @Whataburger

The guy blocks his calendar for one day and the left wants to claim he’s in the hospital. Unreal.

Yep!!

@MikeBales @CMDRVALTHOR This made my day. Well done! 🇺🇸

I was at a steakhouse in Dallas, eating alone at the bar. Next to me was a young guy in a military uniform. He was eating a baked potato and a side salad. Nothing else. He kept eyeing the steaks coming out of the kitchen, then looking at his wallet. I flagged the bartender. "Put his tab on mine," I whispered. "And send him the ribeye. Tell him it's a mistake from the kitchen." The bartender grinned. "You got it." Ten minutes later, the huge steak landed in front of the kid. "I didn't order this," he said, panicked. "I can't pay for this." "Kitchen messed up," the bartender lied perfectly. "Manager said to eat it or we have to trash it." The kid ate like he hadn't seen food in a week. When he finished, he asked for the check. "Covered," the bartender pointed at me. The kid turned to me. "Sir, I..." "Thank you for your service," I said. "Get home safe." He stood up, shook my hand, and walked out taller than he walked in. If you have more than you need, build a long table, not a higher fence. 🫡🇺🇸

We should normalize this.

Full Sex!

BRO, it’s okay to be alone. Just hit the gym, talk to God, and get money.

vapes are a psyop to condition us to enjoy sucking robot dick p.e.n.i.s. = personal electronic nicotine inhalent system real eyes realize real lies

Uncanny resemblance…in all respects!

I tell everyone this, it’s so true.

It’s insane that people actually believed this man was running the county. It’s even more insane that people believed this man got over 81 million legitimate votes.

Is this even true I live in a place where you have to go 40 min just to have any real food don't even know what this is. From a post We stopped at Buc-ee’s just to “use the bathroom real quick.” Rookie mistake. Twenty minutes later… I’m pushing a cart (WHY do they even have carts at a gas station??), my toddler is licking a 3-pound bag of gummy worms, My husband is talking to a complete stranger about beef jerky like it’s a fine wine tasting, and I’m somehow Standing there with a cart full of fudge, a brisket sandwich the size of my face., matching family Buc-ee’s shirts, and a cast iron skillet I absolutely did NOT need The baby has a whole new wardrobe and is now chewing on a Buc-ee’s spatula like a teether The 5-year-old has a beaver plushie the size of a Golden Retriever. And I’m $300 poorer wondering how the heck we just left a GAS STATION with more stuff than I got at Target last week. Buc-ee’s isn’t a gas station. It’s a full-blown amusement park disguised as a bathroom break. And we fall for it EVERY. SINGLE. TIME. Send help. And wet wipes. And maybe another brisket taco.

Tesla Model Y Robotaxi with no one in the car driving itself on public roads in Austin, Texas every today!

Buy a @cybertruck and never buy gas or be homeless ever again 😜

This was a solid investment. 😂

So they could talk to Nixon on a landline phone in 1969, but can’t livestream the astronauts in the cockpit during liftoff in 2026?

This is a truly incredible shot, especially given that the NASA live feed chose to show video of the cheering crowd right at the exact moment of solid rocket booster separation…