Sam Freund

@shae_aII_day I'll never forget sitting in a hot plane there for 4 hours on the tarmac waiting to takeoff. That place absolutely sucks.

It’s amazing how Chicago O’Hare is the worst place on earth

We all will witness something terrible happen because a kid think it's a good idea to use a squirt gun that looks like a real heater.

@shae_aII_day @BarstoolBigCat @chadjohnsoncfa Come to think of it I've never seen @cl_all_day throw a ball let alone 8 feet

@BarstoolBigCat The guy you’re quoting quite literally can’t throw a football more than 8 feet. He’d sit on the porch and watch me and @chadjohnsoncfa run routes

This is nothing but facts

@HausenKS Hey @HausenKS I highly recommend you learn what a false syllogism is so you can refine the way you engage with folks on Twitter. You'll save yourself from future embarrassment! Take care, man.

Mocking someone’s college announcement over acceptance rate is peak, “I need strangers to think I’m smarter than I am” energy. But doing it from a KU account, when Kansas has an even higher acceptance rate than Indiana, makes it even more embarrassing. Congratulations, you bullied a happy kid and still lost the argument. 😎

@SandK123 @GovMikeKehoe Searching the Bill yourself takes about 7 seconds. Looks like it provides an ample distinction 👍

@GovMikeKehoe What about criticizing the state of Israel? You surely don’t believe criticizing a government is anti semitism? 🤔

Antisemitism has no place in Missouri, especially in our classrooms. Today, I signed House Bill 2061 to stand up for safety, dignity, and the fundamental right of every student to learn free from hate.

Spotify is on a generational run with my recommended queue. #Lorde #BlackEyedPeas #EllieGoulding

Bapple is a mid beer and people hype it up cause it’s “seasonal”

@WhiteHouse Dire Straits please sue for copyright infringement

LET HIM COOK.

@cl_all_day Favorite passenger aircraft? Personally I have to go with the Boeing 757-300.

They should make a word to describe guys like me who just really fw planes and trains

@shae_aII_day Don't have to apologize, mate

5 inch Lulu shorts and an untucked, oversized polyester Masters polo is just not acceptable mass attire I’m sorry

@cl_all_day Are you tired of winning yet?

That feeling when your tax returns hit the account 😋😋

@megbasham Catholics want world peace and you become a contrarian taking the side of a genocidal government. Go join the anti-Christ movement with the rest of them if that's the position you hold.

I am not trying to make my Catholic friends, who I love, angry with this statement. But this entire episode is starting to explain to me why so many Americans were concerned about a Catholic president for so long. I have no interest in Rome trying to dictate American policy. And if it continues to loudly make its opinions heard on our foreign policy, I believe they’re going to find a lot of American Protestants feeling a lot less ecumenical than we have been in the more recent past.

@RepFine Fork found in kitchen

Tucker Carlson is not MAGA.

Celebrating 13 years of Gay Gooners ❤️ Learn how the UK's first LGBTQ+ supporters group came to be in Arsenal Explained 📺

@RepDonBacon Too many people sleep on the legend, James K. Polk.

Happy President’s Day! My favorites are: * Lincoln * Washington * Reagan * Eisenhower * Jefferson Jefferson would rate higher, but he undercut Washington for most his two terms. The worst two: Buchanan and A Johnson.

@cl_all_day We're in for a good one. Enjoy your Monday (as best as you can, at least. Ha.)

@cl_all_day Looks like something an account called "PayHeedNews" with "All things Jayhawks" in their bio would say

Did not lose any sleep over the loss yesterday. You obviously want to win every game on your schedule but that’s not gonna happen. Just gotta regroup and be ready to go in Stillwater

@WUTangKids Does he realize how abnormal it is to hold a duffle bag at your side and it's practically touching the ground? That's a legitimately insane build.

Imagine calling someone a "r*tard" looking like this

Good time to buy @PamBondi ?

@AGPamBondi is now a good time to buy or should I panic and sell?