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@MadonnaLiteral1 Oh god please don’t. This is going to be so cringe.

Segundo informações do National Enquirer, os executivos da FIFA “subestimaram” o quão intensa Madonna seria antes da performance no intervalo da Copa do Mundo. De acordo com informantes, a Rainha do Pop, conhecida por seu perfeccionismo, está pressionando por controle criativo total de sua apresentação. Ela solicitou um palco personalizado e elaborado, ensaios ininterruptos, segurança de nível máximo e um orçamento de produção descrito como “astronômico”. Uma fonte interna afirma: “Madonna está tratando isso como a peça central de um retorno global”. Outra fonte acrescenta: “A FIFA subestimou o quão intensa ela é”. Apesar disso, um informante confidencia que os oficiais da organização de futebol estão dispostos a suportar as dores de cabeça, pois “nenhum artista vivo transforma uma performance em um evento midiático global mais rápido do que Madonna”.

@angellfentyy Maybe not huge but for Madonna standards she’s definitely gotten out of control a couple of time the last ten years. And even now she’s not at her very best she’s carrying more fat for sure compared to confessions 2005

acho q ela é uma das únicas q não teve uma fase “gorda” né…

@OsullivanThomas @MediumSizeMeech Facelift*

@OsullivanThomas @MediumSizeMeech Fave lift…? He looks 70 😂

So many male celebs of a certain age have TRT face

@mcnaugha @Carabeio Just say you don’t like electro and move on grandma 😂

@savvas33 @Carabeio It’s the exact opposite. There is nothing to taste in that mix. What’s it called again? The Autism mix? Yeah that’s it.

The old gays really let this song flop

@mcnaugha @Carabeio Nah. Just get better taste.

@savvas33 @Carabeio This one is for brain dead zombies who do like things on repeat that go nowhere.

@supeersonicgay Love the pink flip flop 😂

Komşunun oğlu sürekli böyle çöp atmaya çıkıyor ne yapalım?

@AmandaNaylor73 @Madonna 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

Face Card 🥵🔥 @Madonna 💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙

@mcnaugha @Carabeio The original sucks ass this one slaps. I always used to listen to it on repeat 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨

@Carabeio Because we preferred the original version. Not this soulless remix. She did the same thing to History (Jump B-Side) She also made “Broken” at this time too and I’m incredibly grateful I received one of the exclusive copies but it was a pop masterpiece that deserved to honoured.

@bryan_johnson Recipes and prep please? 🙏🏻 😋 If you can’t be bothered to upload them here or on your website anymore Can we have a blueprint cook book?

what i'm eating for breakfast: beet hummus, black lentils, arugula, eggplant, kalamata olives, asparagus, romanesco, artichoke hearts, hemp seeds, beech mushrooms, parsley, oregano, garlic, olive oil, marigold flowers as garnish, cannellini beans.

@BriannaWu There’s a long way and many syringes of filler between what you have and the example shown there. And women of any age can absolutely have fuller lips and it’s actually the single most youthiifying thing you can do even if you don’t do much else. Done well though not sausage lips

I’m often get asked why I don’t get lip filler. It’s not because I like having thin lips. It’s because I don’t think large lips look natural on women over 40. Being really honest, when you’re older, the goal of plastic surgery is not to make you look 20. It’s to make your age more indeterminate, a state where you look 50 and 30 simultaneously. I think this is why trans women and women that fight aging with plastic surgery end up with the same aesthetic. As someone that loves thoughtfully constructed femininity. I think it’s beautiful, but it’s also not natural. So for me, because artificiality is baked into being trans I would rather err on the side of looking natural. Because for us, the artificiality looks clocky.

@JebraFaushay No

I can’t explain it, but I see a parallel between Clavicular and that guy who wants to live forever, Bryan Johnson. Are you picking up what I’m putting down?

@UBERSOY1 He’s had a facelift or 2

No way Larry Ellison is almost 82 years old. Bryan Johnson would probably look like a mummy by that point…

@sashaseroton @arisbloomy Obviously Britney 🤣🤣

@arisbloomy Idk who this nigga is but give me a child frfr

pop girls as their opposite gender… who are you taking on a date?

@arisbloomy Dua lipa as a guy… 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨☺️☺️🤤🤤🤤

@GabrieeulM @Rico915232 @Dier369 No I meant improvement

@savvas33 @Rico915232 @Dier369 I think you meant deformation

Clavícular tinha um nariz comum, perturbaram a mente dele, até que fez uma rinoplastia Antes / depois

@JarrodRodrigue1 You can hate all you want and I dislike him too but he’s pretty as fuck 😍

He looks so bad omg

@_laurabee_x @estherzelda0514 Average is by definition something we say to define what’s the most commonly encountered more or less. So not sure how you mean it

@savvas33 @estherzelda0514 yes an 'average' face isn't average if by average you mean common. by the numbers, the combination of statistically average features wins in general. that face just doesn't do much for me personally. aesthetically, not emotionally.

My hottest take, given the discourse, is that Clavicular does look more attractive post-rhinoplasty than before. He really did not need it, however, as entertaining as it is to watch men, for once, debate their own body dysmorphia.

@Rico915232 @Dier369 There’s always room for improvement

@Dier369 He had a good nose why change it?

@Thigas99 @Dier369 Living off others validation isn’t a feminine trait only.

@Dier369 Esse cara tem muita energia feminina, vive de validação alheia.