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marshall banana esq
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mr. banana is my father; please, call me marshall



🚨 SCOOP: J-Street supports ending U.S. aid to Israel — **including** Iron Dome jewishinsider.com/2026/04/j-stre…


This is a bad take. Astrology ought to be a non starter, unless you are being facetious about it. Taking astrology seriously suggests that you are epistemically broken. Possibly scientifically illiterate.

BREAKING: 2026 top Democrats and possible 2028 presidential list, per Fox News. • Kamala Harris • Gov. Wes Moore • Gov. Josh Shapiro • Gov. JB Pritzker • Rep. Ro Khanna • Pete Buttigieg


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PA Governor Josh Shapiro: America should never allow itself to be bullied by Israel @GovernorShapiro: “America should never be led around by any other nation. It should always be about America's interests, our national security interests. We should never, ever be bullied, as maybe President Trump was, by any other world leader.” @Jason: “Why did he do it?” Gov. Shapiro: “First, Rubio went out and said he did it because if we didn't move then, Netanyahu was going to move and it was going to force our hand. Then they walked it back. He said seven or eight months ago that they destroyed their nuclear capabilities, and then came back seven or eight months later and said we had to go in because we had to destroy their nuclear capabilities. Then they said it was about regime change. Well, great. I mean, we went from an 80-something-year-old Ayatollah to a 60-something-year-old Ayatollah, who by all accounts, seems to be far more hardline. I'd hardly call that successful regime change. I don't know how you answer that question because the president never answered that question. He never sat in the Oval Office and looked the American people in the eye and said, ‘This is why we're going in.’ And you know what? This isn't semantics. This isn't politics. If you don't know why you're going in, you don't know how the hell to get out.”



Crazed homeless man accused of slaughtering Iryna Zarutska on train found incompetent to stand trial trib.al/GsJMZC8





It’s a little jaw-dropping to watch Bradford Lander — white man from Missouri who has spent a 20-year career in politics — viciously attack the legacies of the first woman Speaker of the House, first Black woman and first LGBTQ+ Speakers of the City Council...


Rashida Tlaib is in the house @ Abdul El-Sayed rally with Hasan Piker. “I told Piker just now, you’re never going to get cancelled in Michigan. You’re always welcome here.” Reporting for @TheFP


DNC attendees cover their ears as the names of dead Palestinian children are read as they leave the convention




