Simone Hanna

@llggeorgia @waitrose my 24th birthday on Tuesday….

Who TF does @waitrose think we’re greeting???? A nudist colony?

@llggeorgia lesbian of hormuz 😍

The strait of whore moos 🐮 💋

@cinamoorolll “what’s that 🥺🥺👉👈”

What do I say to keep friends when I’m asked whether I’m voting for the Green Party

Reform is starting to avoid some of the mistakes of the MAGAsphere by zoning in on high IQ elite human capital.

✍️ Critics claim the Green leader is making a tit out of himself, but could manifestation deliver much-needed growth? | @simonelhanna Read Simone's full comment below 👇 telegraph.co.uk/news/2026/03/1…

Zack Polanski is only right about one thing: breasts. Me for @Telegraph telegraph.co.uk/news/2026/03/1…

At the Al Quds march today: a former Scruton student and a Rod Liddle enjoyer, among other surprises. My piece for @Telegraph.

Meeting a dear friend for a drink and she’s told me she has outrageous gossip this really is the core of human existence

@freyaindiaa Woohoo! Congrats 💕💕

The most amazing launch week! 🎉 Thank you to everyone supporting and sharing my new book GIRLS®!

Socks on the floor

wasian winter <333

U can’t leave all tasks 2ur #wife&then criticize her.Even if she’s a scientist/politician,yet when interacting within family,she’s a #flower

@llggeorgia i know that shop warm as hell

Good morning from London

wasians are thriving right now, i have to believe this will be my year

I had vaguely wondered why the overwhelming majority of ads targeting misbehaviour on the tube seemed to cast white men/women as criminals and assumed it was purely "good manners". The answer appears to be that you're not allowed to show minorities committing offences.

I love Rupert Lowe and Restore Britain but they are splitting the Bruv Party vote

his eyes were facebook blue

If diversity were actually a strength politicians wouldn't need to keep telling us it is.