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@sciencegirl Nope

A Japanese ballpoint pen filled with herbal oil and a live parasite (Anisakis) that moves as you write But why …

@SteveLovesAmmo Face paint. Best mask ever.

100% tariffs on makeup…or whatever this is. 😂

@sciencegirl No joke

Ukrainian actress Tania Galakhova portrayed what it’s like to live with depression

Where should he/she/it move to?

@DschlopesIsBack @TheBabylonBee @Pete2Shawn @EricRayRada

@TheBabylonBee @Pete2Shawn x.com/dschlopesisbac…

As Astronauts Reach the Farthest Any Human Has Been From Earth, Mission Specialist Pretty Sure He Left the Oven On buff.ly/LNVoucm

@alphafox Rollercoasters. Lets go!

The options for a first date should be either swimming or a roller coaster ride:

@EssentialMastry @03suggie Biggest tell of all

This

Precisely

@PlanetOfMemes @EricRayRada

When guys forget their phones when they go to the bathroom.

@Fact I’m noy even happy with me. So anyone else is better yeah?

Psychology says, you realize you love someone when you want them to be happy, even if its not with you.

@GizmoMemes @Sassafrass_84 @EricRayRada

Keep calm and let Trump cook 😎🔥

@Network_Guy8 @alphafox @Nero

Artemis II just sent this back. structure looks intact

@TheLaurenChen I highly doubt it stops them from sleeping around.

This anti-marriage rhetoric from women is bizarre. Statistically speaking, women's finances, happiness, longevity, and safety all improve with marriage. What does getting married stop you from doing? Sleeping around?

@Fact What’s the fear that you’re not good enough to be in a relationship with anyone?

Atychiphobia describes a person who fears that they aren't good enough to be in a relationship with a specific person.

@livewithnoregrt Just one?

what is one thing you will never do again?

@DLCampanile @EricRayRada

Fingernails on my mental blackboard.

@Liminal1988 You better believe I talked about you. There are now rooms you can never enter again. 🙏

@LiberalHivemind @MattMorseTV said how many people thought Trump would blow up Iran? Let’s test the IQ of everyone in the chat. And then I remembered all the people on my fb friends list sperging out how Trump is a terrorist. And I laughed. And laughed.

Never bet against President Trump. Very recent history has taught us this important lesson.