T. Hoffman❄️☃️
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T. Hoffman❄️☃️
@thoffman01
Farmer, Father, Hobbyist Weather Nerd , Fan of Washington Football, NATS & CAPS.
Southern Maryland เข้าร่วม Haziran 2009
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From the stoop to The Yard, these threads are Baltimore born.
Introducing City Connect 2.0.
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@iamwesmoore Now all they want to do is smoke going down the road. Absolutely disgusting. Do it at home, one should not be operating a vehicle under the influence, and no one wants to smell that devil lettuce.😂
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I made history when I pardoned 175,000 misdemeanor cannabis convictions, but the real goal was justice. We gave thousands of Marylanders a second chance. Now we have to build a system that delivers that kind of fairness from the start.
open.substack.com/pub/govwesmoor…
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@iamwesmoore We need reduced fees in Maryland. Get things right here.
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"But I watched the world float to the dark side of the moon" #artemisII
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@grantpaulsen @discoque92 I have been on multiple cruises, not Disney. Disney ships always seemed to get to port later and leave earlier than every other ship.
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@discoque92 We have talked about a Disney cruise. Just seems SO expensive.
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I'm not the biggest fan of April Fools jokes, but people also gotta relax. The dude was an actor. People just want to be mad about everything
Washington Wizards@WashWizards
Statement on last night's April Fool's joke.
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@SenSchumer People should not be political pawns. Term limits and if any lapse in funding a mandatory vote should occur to replace everyone.
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NEWS: House Republicans caved.
They’ve agreed to pass the Senate bill to fund DHS except for ICE and CBP that unanimously passed a week ago.
Reese Gorman@reesejgorman
New: Speaker Johnson caves to Leader Thune. In a joint statement they announce they will fund DHS through both appropriations process and reconciliation. Legit what could’ve been done on Friday. This is basically what the Senate did that House leadership called “garbage”
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The current administration is doing irreparable harm, and they have to be held accountable and put in check.
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The April 15 uniform reveal for the Washington @Commanders may be more than a standard update.
Multiple sources say the team is preparing to bring back its previous name & logo as part of the rollout.
League approval is believed to be finalized.
Here we go! #HTTR
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NFL scrapped dual MNF games after concluding "fans felt like they were conflicted to choose." nbcsports.com/nfl/profootbal…
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@PredsNHL Why didn’t you all name yourself something a little less creepy?
Like, I dunno. The Nashville Kid Fuckers or the Nashville Rapeys.
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@BrandonCopicWx @MyRadarWX 🤣🤣🤣
This is hilarious and I would RT but I don’t want to subject you to the wrath of multiple foreign governments 🤣
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BREAKING: Confirming @MatthewCappucci @MyRadarWX tricked me into bringing true spyware to my home disguised as chapstick from the Chaser Summit. WOW.
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@elonmusk Considering a Tesla for my next commuter car. Afraid to embark on the electric adventure though.
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Model Y is the best-selling car of any kind in the world!
Mason@webdevMason
We just got a 7-seat model Y, and we're gonna make that itty bitty third row work for us by hook or by crook because **** I love this car Full self-driving is the first real life changing quality of life improvement I've gotten from a product in as long as I can remember
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Today, I announced the authorization of a second payment in the state's Federal Shutdown Loan Program to offer financial relief to impacted federal workers in Maryland.
Our federal employees, including TSA agents, are showing up for work every day, and we refuse to leave them behind because of dysfunction in Washington. We’re committed to using every resource at our disposal to support our people, keep families stable, and ensure they can meet their daily needs.
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@Os_poems You can thank Wes Moore for terrible management of this project, and the state.
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If the dumb fuck you voted for hadn’t pulled the funding for it, they may have started by now! But no, Israel money machine go brrrr
End Wokeness@EndWokeness
It's now been 2 years since Key Bridge fell in Baltimore. This is how much is rebuilt:
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@SecMullinDHS @DHSgov Please give them back some work life balance. No reason they cannot enjoy alternate work schedules !
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I am grateful for President Trump’s trust in me to lead the U.S. Department of Homeland Security. It’s an honor to serve.
As @DHSgov Secretary, I’m committed to safeguarding the American people and protecting the homeland. I’ll fight for your family just as I’ll fight for mine.
I look forward to standing shoulder to shoulder with the 260,000 outstanding DHS employees and their families to keep our nation safe.
My first priority is to end the partisan fighting and reopen the U.S. Department of Homeland Security as a matter of national security.
Let’s get to work. 🇺🇸
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@jennifermleno72 Crazy. I have one graduating this year and one I will sign up for kindergarten in a month 😅
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you call it March Madness, i call it Mike's Madness
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Your marriage hasn’t been tested until your wife asks to change the bed sheets while looking at you already under the covers
Knowing damn well you’re not trying to get up
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