Tom

@tonynicholson52 Hi Tony it would be great to have you both on! Can you DM me a contact number and we can sort. Thanks Tony

@tomhand27 Thinking about it - if you were kind to her, I think I could get Lady Anne Dodd to do it. Even a 3-way with me as well, if you wanted that, or just her, if you prefer.

The paperback of my Ken Dodd book comes out next month. What a beautiful day for shoving a copy down your granny's tights at Christmas and shouting "How's that for a stocking filler?!" #KenDodd #Doddy

@ThisBeSteveD @CarsmileSteve Can you come onto GB News?

@CarsmileSteve @tomhand27 I wanna be invited onto GB News or be asked to have a story in The Sun so I can also tell them to fuck off... 😂

Also @tomhand27 can fuck right off

@ASPoliceHorses @TeamGB @evemuirhead That's great, thank you so much!

@tomhand27 @TeamGB @evemuirhead You are more than welcome to use the clip 👍🏻😊

Good luck to @TeamGB in the curling today and tomorrow @evemuirhead

@TLRailUK Good morning, do you know when the regular Sutton service will resume? Still running less trains than a month ago or so. Thanks

A lot of chat today about approach govt is taking over when to push button on more drastic actions to confront corona virus -Of course there is controversy, but this is a v punter friendly explanation of what their scientists are trying to do,worth a watch youtube.com/watch?v=nl6tTw…

In July 2018, 21 years old Saffron went out with friends and never returned home. This documentary explores the idea of drug testing in clubs to see how transparency and openness might save lives. 📺#TogetherTV is on Freeview 88 | Sky 194 | Virgin 269 | Freesat 164 #TVPremiere

I just asked Divock Origi if he could believe what just happened. He said It’s brilliant isn’t it James. I said Yeah, I didn’t think we had a chance with you leading the line.

WHAT A SPECIAL NIGHT!!! WE'RE GOING TO THE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE FINAL!! cards.twitter.com/cards/bnqrd/7b…

@TomGaymor How much slower must the cars drive in the rain?

@ChrisMcCarthy32 How much slower must the cars drive in the rain?

@LNER Yes we reserved a table

@tomhand27 I am sorry to hear this, did you have a reservation for that service? ^SH

@LNER Paid £140 for a ticket to Edinburgh, absolute disgrace that me and many other passengers have to stand due to overbooking, will be demanding a refund over the phone

WE'RE HEADING TO THE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE FINAL!!!!!🔴🔴🔴

Happy Valentine's Day, Reds. 😍

What a game. Bloody marvellous.

I just said to Raheem Sterling You must be full of energy still. He said Why? I said Because you spent the whole match in Andrew Robertson's pocket.

Best episode yet twitter.com/SP1nightonly/s…

@ScottyMoriarty God that was emotional