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TJ Berke

@tpatfeld

I’M NOT HERE FOR A LONG TIME, JUST A GOOD TIME✌🏼 Mom of 3️⃣ ❤️Happily Married🇺🇸PROUD AMERICAN🇺🇸 Licensed and Passoinate Health Insurance Broker

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TJ Berke
TJ Berke@tpatfeld·
Since yall always complain about Health Insurance I decided to start a YouTube channel to help EVERYONE reduce their health insurance costs. Please like, subscribe, and reach out. You are not alone!! Health Insurance 101 for Dummies youtu.be/tbvVRcxvaVg?si… via @YouTube
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PLEASE recommend some movies that feel like therapy, please. Movies that make you realize so many things in life. Movies that make you cry so hard, that are gut-wrenching yet cleansing, and that gently remind you of your most vulnerable side
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Abby Libby
Abby Libby@abbythelibb_·
I really miss church. Second week of being too unwell with the pregnancy to go. Head just won't stop hurting, and I can't stand up for long.
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TJ Berke
TJ Berke@tpatfeld·
@luinalaska And that they’ve been wrong. Like about a lot lol
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Lu for Alaska
Lu for Alaska@luinalaska·
Very few things make an online boomer more enraged and vicious than reminding them they’re not immortal beings.
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DrPutt4Doh
DrPutt4Doh@putt4_doh·
@RonDeSantis Sounds like a guy who never played baseball as a kid. Or chased lifeguards like Wendy Peffercorn
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Ron DeSantis
Ron DeSantis@RonDeSantis·
I like Sandlot but I’d rank it behind: Major League, the Natural, Field of Dreams, Bull Durham, Damn Yankees, Moneyball, Pride of the Yankees, 61*, 42, Eight Men Out, Bad News Bears
Florida Man - World's Superhero@danmmeyer

@RonDeSantis Ron, gotta disagree here. Sandlot is the best baseball movie

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Mr. Star Spangled MAGA
Mr. Star Spangled MAGA@4thOfJuly365·
What's a phrase from your childhood that you don't hear anymore? Me: Hold your horses
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TJ Berke
TJ Berke@tpatfeld·
@realpeteyb123 Has to be C, Petey! All are very adorable but C is the most creative
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Peter B
Peter B@realpeteyb123·
Took the triplets to a desolate beach for their birthday. Had them build rock people. Promised them we will go to Internet to choose who made the best rock person. Drop a comment: Kid A Kid B Kid C Winner gets to plan itinerary tomorrow.
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TJ Berke
TJ Berke@tpatfeld·
@Outspoken_Sam There are these “butter soft” shorts at Walmart. They are $6 and mid thigh length. Great for summer!!
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OutspokenSamantha
OutspokenSamantha@Outspoken_Sam·
Why can I NOT find shorts for my 10-year-old daughter that are longer than her butt?? She actually likes shorts that are mid-thigh or knee-length. But it's so hard to find ANYTHING even close to that. It's so frustrating.
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TJ Berke@tpatfeld·
@farmingandJesus Husband was golfing. Kids and I were playing or doing something. I sat down opened my phone to scroll X, and bam saw the video. I called my husband HYSTERICAL, begging him to come home. Sent him the link to the video and he was home 20 minutes later. I cried for days.
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🌷 LIZZIE🌷@farmingandJesus·
I’ve been thinking about Charlie Kirk all day. I’ll never ever forget that day and the way it felt…. I was so sick and horrified, clinging to Jesus. I was at work and we heard the news and didn’t realize the severity…then my sister called me hysterically crying as she had just seen the video… I hadn’t seen it yet… husband called in tears, he saw it too…my gosh what is happening? I got on X not expecting what I was about to see. I knew it was over by tried to convince myself it was going to be ok…I couldn’t believe what I saw, my knees buckled and I had a full blown panic attack ..had to go outside for air to pray and excuse myself for the day, maybe the week… tears flying out of my eyes. I hated that day then and I hate it now. Where were you?
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TJ Berke
TJ Berke@tpatfeld·
@ChelsyFreedom @tylerblack32 @AndrewZywiecMD Good for you mama. Before we homeschooled we did get a few vaccines for the kids. I never allowed for more than one a visit and if they did a couple in one single injection, I would make them order the individual ones separate. Our Peditrician is so great about it! Good luck 😘
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Chelsy Freedom
Chelsy Freedom@ChelsyFreedom·
@tpatfeld @tylerblack32 @AndrewZywiecMD It’s so funny that they call us anti vax when our kids literally had their vaccines 😂 and then I am ok with injecting Orencia? They can’t accept it…. But here is me being anti vaxxx and injecting her with Orencia …. Because I just don’t trust pharma lol 😂
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Andrew Zywiec, M.D.
Andrew Zywiec, M.D.@AndrewZywiecMD·
Oops. One parent doesn't want to vaccine their five year old. Judge orders it. 18 vaccines given. Healthy child almost immediately develops autism. Nothing to see here. Another coinkeedink.
Valerie Anne Smith@ValerieAnne1970

HORRIFYING: 5-year-old develops severe Autism after court-forced vaccines. A Tennessee judge's ultimatum during a custody battle led to a child receiving 18 VACCINES in ONE DAY. After vaccination, Isaac was hospitalized in ICU for 12 days, and later diagnosed with Autism.

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TJ Berke
TJ Berke@tpatfeld·
Life lately 🫠
Katherine Argent@effthealgorithm

Search is full of ads and wrong answers. Every other email is an ad. Prime Video charges you and shows ads. Paramount? Ads. Peacock? YouTube? Hulu? Ads followed by more ads. Netflix full of ads. Meta and X, every other thing is an ad. Pinterest is nothing but ads. AI is in everything. AI finishes sentences incorrectly and won’t stop. AI reads your email and search history to target you with more ads. Every time you open an app or visit a site there’s an update making it worse. In a hurry? First, click here to agree to terms you don’t have time to read and must accept. You need an account to do that. Change your temporary password. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email and enter that code. Now use a passkey. Your password is too simple to remember. Change it. No, not like that. Now log on. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email for a code… Welcome back! We’ve updated our terms of service and privacy policy (you have none). Subscribe to the site. Subscribe to Netflix. Subscribe to toilet paper. Subscribe to these groceries. Pay a membership fee for the right to subscribe then tip your driver who delivers the subscriptions your membership lets you subscribe to. Time to work? We’ve got to update your laptop and will slow down everything you do until you agree to update. But first, click here to agree. Update installed — your laptop’s broken now. It doesn’t matter, since your boss just replaced you with AI. Go to your phone to complain on social media. Wait, your phone needs an update so we can add more AI. Click here. Oh sorry, your phone can’t handle this update. Now it’s useless. Go get the newest phone. Here’s a text from a friend, an email, a voice mail they left three days ago but you didn’t see until now because of sync problems with the cloud. It’s their GoFundMe. Their MLM. Their Patreon. Never mind, you didn’t respond to their text within 9 minutes and now you’re no longer friends. They blocked you. Make new friends. Download this app to find people in your area. In your neighborhood. On your street. Two doors down from you. Do you know this person yet, we think you’d get along. You need an account to use this app. That username is taken. Enter a password. Not that one, you used it on another site. You need to be connected to WiFi to download the app. Allow the app to connect to other devices on your network. Allow the app to access your contacts, know your precise location, store your credit card details. Oops, sorry, we got hacked now all that info is available on the web. There’s a class action suit. You can join. It’ll take a decade to get your $3.73 share of the ten billion settlement. We’ll send it via PayPal or deposit it to your bank, just tell us those details. Oh no, another hack. That info is circulating now, too. Here’s a spam call, a spam email, a spam text. Why are you angry? Why are you talking about getting rid of your phone? Why don’t you like AI, it lets us make all of this easier? Do you know how ridiculous that sounds? This is progress. You’ll be left behind. Do you want to be left behind? Do you???

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TJ Berke
TJ Berke@tpatfeld·
@ChelsyFreedom @tylerblack32 @AndrewZywiecMD You are brilliant. Guys a chode. You have eyes and gave a 💩 about your children. You will never convince these people. You can provide books and books of evidence. A whole population of people has severe cognitive dissonance, I hypothesize, is caused by, you guessed it VACCINES!
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Chelsy Freedom
Chelsy Freedom@ChelsyFreedom·
@tylerblack32 @AndrewZywiecMD I need you to go find an immunologist you know and ask them what a ‘non responder’ is to vaccines and why people are non responders and what happens to those patients if they receive one. Thank me later. Go talk to an intelligent immunologist.
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Byl Holte
Byl Holte@SirBylHolte·
If you’re not watching Apple TV's "Imperfect Women," you should be. It’s one of the best shows I’ve seen in a long time—which is surprising because it’s an overtly female-driven series. What makes it work is that these aren’t “empowered” characters in the usual, preachy sense. They’re just powerful in a real, messy, human way. The dialogue actually sounds like something people would say, and the performances by Kate Mara, Kerry Washington, and Elisabeth Moss make you really feel it. The difference here is simple: the script makes EVERYONE a villain. Bad things actually happen to the women, and the show doesn’t protect them from consequences. That alone gives it weight most shows don’t have. The show DOES suffer from "lame man" syndrome: The wealthy husband is weak and alcoholic. The other husband is a failure at work - and other things. But for once, the female leads don't spend 8 episodes bashing the men. I eagerly anticipated watching every week and I was never disappointed. Fun Easter egg: the women's names are Mary, Eleanor, Nancy = MEN. Do yourself a favor and check this one out.
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TJ Berke
TJ Berke@tpatfeld·
Man o man do I ❤️ a rainy day.
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ArmyBrat68
ArmyBrat68@ArmyBrat682·
People are tiring sometimes. I’ve made an effort to make friends in Florida but it never seems to work out. I have acquaintances and or/colleagues here not friends. I’ve tried multiple times with people but I always end up with one sided friendships which I’m not interested in. I have a few close friends in another state and one in Canada and I’m thankful for them but it would be nice to have a few here. I’m as loyal as a person can be when I allow people in my world. I know that sounds snobby but I’m far from a snob. I never pretend to be someone I’m not. I treat my friends the same way I want to be treated. I don’t get it.
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Robert W Malone, MD
Robert W Malone, MD@RWMaloneMD·
I am torn. DeSantis is a brilliant mind. I have met him, heard him lecture - there are few who are his match intellectually - which is why he belongs on the Supreme Court. On the other hand, he is the most effective manager of a large bureaucracy that I have seen in my lifetime. For instance, I could see him being an excellent Vice President pick in 2028. That talent, which could really help the USA for decades to come - would be wasted, if he was on the Supreme Court.
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George
George@BehizyTweets·
Why does no one speak English here in Miami? I thought the internet was just joking about that. I guess it’s tolerable since none of them vote blue.
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TJ Berke
TJ Berke@tpatfeld·
@farmingandJesus My leghorn lays double yolks once a week. lol 😬😳 what does THAT mean?! lol
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Isaiah L. Carter 🇺🇸
Isaiah L. Carter 🇺🇸@IsaiahLCarter·
THIS. ALL OF THIS. This might just be the greatest takedown of the fraud that is Bernie Sanders I've ever read.
mike bski@BskiMike22802

Dear Senator Sanders, Oh, this is RICH. This is so perfectly, exquisitely, weapons-grade rich that I had to put down my anatomy exams and just... appreciate it for a moment. The man who got thrown out of a SOCIALIST HIPPIE COMMUNE in Vermont in 1971 — after THREE DAYS — for refusing to do any actual work while everyone else planted, harvested, and hauled water, is out here telling me the OLIGARCHS want to control everything. Three. Days. The communists gave you a longer trial period than most employers give to someone who steals from the register. Here is what Jim Quinn's Law Number Two says, and I want every single person reading this to tattoo it somewhere useful: "If you want to know what liberals are up to, pay attention to what they accuse conservatives of doing." Senator, you OWN THREE HOMES. A Burlington residence. A D.C. townhouse. A $575,000 vacation lake house in North Hero, Vermont — purchased in 2016, the same year you were touring the country telling college students the system is rigged. Your net worth sits somewhere between $2.5 and $3 million. You have pocketed over $2.5 MILLION in book royalties since 2011. That elevator is clearly not stuck between floors for you, is it. And then — THEN — during your "Fighting Oligarchy Tour" with AOC, you spent over $550,000 in CAMPAIGN FUNDS on PRIVATE JET TRAVEL. Half a million dollars on luxury jets to lecture working Americans about the dangers of wealth. When Fox News caught you boarding a Bombardier Challenger 604 — a jet that runs up to $15,000 PER HOUR — you did not apologize. You did not even blink. You looked directly into the camera and said, and I am quoting this verbatim because it is the most accidentally honest thing you have ever said: "You think I'm gonna be sitting on a waiting line at United?" Senator. THAT IS OLIGARCHIC THINKING. That is TEXTBOOK "the rules apply to you people, not to me." That is the elevator music of every single billionaire you have spent 35 years pretending to oppose. In a battle of wits with your own stated beliefs, you showed up completely unarmed. Thirty-five years in Congress. You know what your personal legislative output looks like? Eight bills passed. EIGHT. In three and a half DECADES. That works out to 0.23 bills per year. I have produced more graded anatomy exams in a single semester. Your two greatest solo legislative achievements — the ones with your name on top, the thing YOU actually DID — are the naming of a post office in Danville, Vermont, and the naming of a post office in Fair Haven, Vermont. You named. Two. Post offices. You are as useful as a screen door on a submarine when it comes to actually passing legislation, but you want me to believe you are the vanguard of the working class. That sounds like a YOU problem. Quinn's Law #25: "Liberals are great at giving away other people's money." You have been living PROOF of that law for 35 years. You give away everyone else's money — from a vacation home on a lake — while spending half a million on jets because you are far too important to wait in line with the taxpayers funding your lifestyle. You want to talk about oligarchs controlling the media? You have been IN the media for four decades. You just finished a $75 million documentary. You have a book deal. You have a podcast. You HAVE the megaphone and you are using it to tell people that other people have the megaphone. The gene pool really needed a lifeguard for THAT particular reasoning. I am a high school science teacher in Northeast Ohio. I support a family of six on a teacher's salary. I am not particularly impressed by a man with three houses, $550,000 in jet receipts, and 0.23 bills per year telling me he stands with the working class. More famous than wise, Senator. More famous than wise. The hippie commune knew it in 72 hours. How long is it going to take everyone else? IF you agree: LIKE this post so the algorithm shows it to people who need to read it. SHARE this. COMMENT below — do YOU think a man with three homes and a half-million dollar private jet habit speaks for working Americans? Tell me. And if you want MORE of this — the data, the history, the science, the stories — JOIN Bski's Classroom community on X or YouTube. But what do I know — I am only a science teacher who can actually do math, a retired Army combat medic who knows what genuine sacrifice looks like, and apparently one of the few people left who finds it suspicious that the most vocal enemy of oligarchy just cannot bring himself to wait in line at the airport with the rest of us. @JoJoFromJerz @GuntherEagleman @catturd2 #MAGA #Veterans #Trump

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