
Goose Wayne
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Goose Wayne
@usgoose
Entrepreneur, engineer, traveler. Currently propAMMs, prev @GooseFX1 Tweets are not financial or legal advice.








if you are raising a peptide company I would love to invest email is soju@meteora.ag




block explorers are dead introducing @LanaAI — an AI that lets you talk to Solana interactively - ask anything about tokens or wallets - trace transactions, flows, and histories - generate reports and CSVs - rebalance your portfolio, place trades, and more now in open beta

So World Liberty Financial allegedly uses its illiquid token $WLFI (like $CEL did with Celsius and $FTT did with FTX) to mint its own stablecoin, allowing it to buy U.S. Treasuries and earn millions in yield from U.S. government debt, while the co-founder’s father (Witkoff) negotiates a nuclear deal in the war that his co-founder’s father (President Trump) started after tearing up the last Iran deal. The Trump and Witkoff families are using a token to earn yield on the debt the U.S. government is incurring from the Iran war. Let that sink in. Follow the money 💰










block explorers are dead introducing @LanaAI — an AI that lets you talk to Solana interactively - ask anything about tokens or wallets - trace transactions, flows, and histories - generate reports and CSVs - rebalance your portfolio, place trades, and more now in open beta




Kelp DAO appears to have been exploited for $293 MILLION in the last hour, making it the biggest DeFi hack of 2026. And it's far from being the only one this month. Over $600M stolen from DeFi in the last 2 weeks across over 10 different protocols, and AI is only making it easier for hackers. > Kelp DAO: attacker exploited the LayerZero bridge to drain 116,500 rsETH ($293M), then used it as collateral on Aave to borrow ETH, leaving Aave with bad debt as $AAVE dumps. > Drift Protocol: $285M drained by North Korean hackers using AI powered social engineering, they spent months building trust with insiders before executing in 12 minutes. > Rhea Finance: $18M stolen through fake token pools that tricked the protocol's oracle into approving withdrawals. > Grinex: $15M stolen, sanctioned Russian exchange suspended all operations and blamed "Western intelligence". > Hyperbridge: attacker minted 1 billion fake bridged DOT with a notional value over $1B, but only extracted about $237K because liquidity was thin. > BSC TMM pool: $1.67M drained through reserve manipulation. > Aethir: $423K lost in an access control exploit on their GPU network. > Dango: $410K stolen through a smart contract bug in their bridge aggregator. > Silo Finance: $392K gone from a misconfigured oracle. > CoW Swap: frontend hijacked through DNS attack, site redirected to a phishing page. > Zerion: hit by North Korean social engineering, credentials stolen. The attack surface is expanding faster than the defenses. This is only going to get worse.


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