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There are only two hard things in Computer Science: escaping CSV strings,

@YIMBYLAND We're all moving to Jersey City!

People of San Francisco, I have to cure for your pain… BUILD MORE HOUSING!!!!

The 3 stages of investigating a service disruption: 1. It's not DNS 2. It might be DNS 3. It was DNS aws.amazon.com/message/101925/

@ErinMPerrine Hi there, during the show you said "Donald Trump did concede the 2020 election. We can find the tapes. 100% I know for sure I saw it." Can you please post a link to what you saw?

Progressive staffers on Capitol Hill want to work less. Working on Capitol Hill is a privilege. If you can’t handle the stress and long hours, don’t work on Capitol Hill.

@LookoutSCruz ONION: middle-aged white guy from wealthy family OK with racist, sexist, fascist administration.

OPINION: I’m happy with Trump’s election: Optimistic local Republican speaks buff.ly/3AKBT3P ⬅️ Peter Coe Verbica lists 10 policy reasons he looks forward to under the next administration

grep -v BREAKING

Students entering 5th grade and up are invited to attend a free, 3-day coding workshop at Berkeley Public Library from 3:30-5:30 PM today! Sign up here: berkeleypubliclibrary.org/events/coding-…

I guess we owe Richard Nixon an apology for thinking he was a crook all these years ✌️

@dloft I saw you joined a Ruby on Rails shop! I'd love to talk tech with you again sometime.

Working on a followup article to "This 90-Day Plan turns Engineers into Remarkable Managers" about the flip side -- giving up management and going back to being an engineer. Anyone who's done this have advice to share? review.firstround.com/this-90-day-pl…

@norpadon It's not a choice, it's a lifestyle.

Why do C programmers always obfuscate their code? Are they trying to save space? Do they have to pay for each letter? Are they using some trial version of GCC that doesn't allow actual words in variable names?

@soren_iverson Teslas should do this automatically and give 1% to @elonmusk

Google Maps option to give speeding tickets to other drivers

@carolinemauger Add me! duolingo.com/profile/witort…

@brent_noorda Schizophrenia dynomight.net/heritability/

Have you ever noticed how often a person's religion is the same as their parents? Is there anything more strongly encoded in our genes than religion?

@MagnusCarlsen Tryna get better wifi

1/2 I was completely crushed in my game today. This is not to accuse my opponent of anything, who played an amazing game and deserved to win, but honestly, as soon as I saw my opponent was wearing a watch early in the game, I lost my ability to concentrate.

I cannot believe Bob Barker lived as close to 100 as possible without going over.

@ITYSL @TheOnion Do any of these fuckers ever blast out of the wall and pay like $8 for a huge blue checkmark?

Q: What percent of Earth’s atmosphere is made up of JIZZ LMAO??? bit.ly/41NVvvH

@__apf__ Rep the East Bay with this wallpaper flavorpaper.com/wallpaper/patt…

how do I hang art behind me for video calls without it looking like it's growing out of my head ? or should I just leave the wall blank

@RudyGiuliani @77WABCradio @PeteButtigieg @SouthwestAir @JoeBiden That hurts, coming from the guy who held a press conference at Four Seasons Total Landscaping.

🔴 3 PM ET [LIVE ON @77WABCRADIO] The FAA shut down all air traffic—a move we haven't seen since 9/11. Mayor @PeteButtigieg just HAMMERED @SouthwestAir for software issues and now THIS? Was it a Cyber Attack or just Typical Federal Government Ineptitude under @JoeBiden & Pete?

@brent_noorda It was already BLACK back on April 10, so I guess we will find out how low this new editor will go…

@witort I’m thinking “black”. What do you think?

Oh no! The new Wordle editor (a completely unnecessary job for the autonomous game) is picking non-random words, ruining the mathematical beauty of the game 😭 nytimes.com/2022/11/07/cro…

@brent_noorda How about tomorrow? 🖤

@witort Based on your new information, and looking at the calendar, this is todays result. A little bit joyous, but more disappointed. Wordle 523 1/6 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩