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agent_jebek 💆🏻

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agent_jebek 💆🏻@AgentJebek·
@Vancho666_CS I liked it mostly because of how it looked and the setting, but yeah half of the nostalgia is probably about hunting Cobblestone drops, and Dragon Lore operation drops, rather than the map itself.
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agent_jebek 💆🏻@AgentJebek·
@Arilgsh @gabefollower @CounterStrike They split these updates, you ungrateful jobless cuckolds just keep complaining, we got new gloves and skins like two months ago, reload update was recent and animation overhaul was what, two weeks ago? But yeah they "only released one map" or whatever.
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Aril Chuj
Aril Chuj@Arilgsh·
@gabefollower @CounterStrike they added literally ONLY CACHE no new collection, not even a medium update, istg valve gotta be the worst game company, all this waiting to just add map made by someone else to comp pool💔
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agent_jebek 💆🏻@AgentJebek·
@lemaoson @STYKOcs But fiveseven got nerfed around the same time as p250, since it used to have a really big one shot range, and it has been a non-issue for almost a decade now so I just don't get why nerf it now, especially the damage.
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STYKO
STYKO@STYKOcs·
Five-SeveN is currently the best value gun in CS2 for $500. How do we nerf it? Increase the price? Nerf the one-shot potential at close range? I'm just curious, with the recent influx of updates, these balance changes are probably inevitable.
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agent_jebek 💆🏻@AgentJebek·
@JuicyCS2 @LasFar >skin from a shitty 2021 battlepass is considered "og" now Fade finish came out in 2013, just by that regard the M4 Fade will automatically be more OG the moment it becomes discontinued lol
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Juicy@JuicyCS2·
@LasFar Blue phosphor looks better more "og" and a lot of them were used in trade ups since they were easy to get in good floats.
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LasFar@LasFar·
People complaining about supply of the Fade M4A1-S don’t understand that there’s about 1.5x as many players now as when the M4A1-S | Blue Phosphor came out. In fact: - There is over 36k Blue Phosphor registered in DB - There is over 84k Fade registered in DB Think about it
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redsu 🔞
redsu 🔞@nonamedoll21·
@MirPrime NTR is a very versatile tag. You can self insert as the cuck, the bull or the girl. Honestly overhated
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redsu 🔞@nonamedoll21·
Are you brave enough to self insert into NTR as the cuck?
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agent_jebek 💆🏻@AgentJebek·
@SokoyoOwO @CS2_Confessions A lot of players just want to flex, I highly doubt that it just so happens that purple is the favorite color of CS players since their "dream combo" is pandora gloves with butterfly/karambit sapphire. So this guy probably feels like a lesser being when using a knife that is cheap
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CS Confessions
CS Confessions@CS2_Confessions·
"I personally prefer my Paracord vanilla more than my m9 gamma Doppler and it makes me fucking sick because the Paracord is 4% of the price of my m9"
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agent_jebek 💆🏻@AgentJebek·
@cuckspend It doesn't matter lol, men that do this will easily be able to find one, just like outgoing attractive former whores can and will find a good husband.
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agent_jebek 💆🏻@AgentJebek·
@yurcxi @krit_CS2 Because people want different colored Mirages. Which is fair if Valve made this map, but FMPone is just a guy, let him make casual maps if he wants to, lol.
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maxxx
maxxx@yurcxi·
@krit_CS2 why do people resort to negativity when something good happens
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agent_jebek 💆🏻@AgentJebek·
@Photoshop_Gy @FPSthetics He makes like one video a year at this point and there are million low hanging fruit videos he could make about any game, what are you talking about
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agent_jebek 💆🏻@AgentJebek·
@skorpacs2 @olafkswg Fair enough but I would not say it's greed by itself, there are shitton of factors, china came into the game, a lot less good knives have been released so butterfly has no competition, less frequent case releases, zoomers that grew up with CS:GO can actually buy skins now etc.
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SKORPA
SKORPA@skorpacs2·
No, but they can buy a decent butterfly for less than 1k, not like last year a fucking safari mesh was 1k, people can afford to play with decent knife and yes, maybe some can afford saphires and emeralds aswell, there is no demand for knives to be that expensive, its just greedy fuckers like i said - they are the reason the knives are so expensive.
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olafkswg - Buying Skins 95%
Butterfly Knife | Sapphire's chart just hurts to look at 😭 Once the most goated knife in the game, now just a different Phase 3 🫡 $14425.89 -> $6867.02 ▼ -$7558.87 (-52.40%) in a few months Valve really killed this thing 🫪
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SKORPA
SKORPA@skorpacs2·
@olafkswg Cheaper skins is better for literally EVERYONE, except the greedy fuckers who have 5x of them 😊
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agent_jebek 💆🏻@AgentJebek·
@ShitpostRock2 Wow bro your list is so sophisticated with hidden gems that no normies know of such as Bioshock and Souls games
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Rock Solid@ShitpostRock2·
>no Halo >no Dark souls >no Deus ex >no Silent hill >no Bloodborne >no Sekiro >no Bioshock >no Metroid >no Half-Life >no Zelda >no Mario >no Morrowind >50% of games no older than 10 years Holy garbage fucking list
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agent_jebek 💆🏻@AgentJebek·
@merlino_games "I need my toys to be taken heckin' seriously because I am 40 year old, and talking about videogames is starting to get embarrassing"
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Antonio Freyre - Merlino Games@merlino_games·
"fun" being a requirement for games is what keeps this medium from being taken seriously you're going to tell me Requiem for a Dream, The Downward Spiral, Blood Meridian, Guernica, etc, are "fun"? masterpieces have to be interesting, not necessarily "fun"
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lauren
lauren@laurenashastro·
can’t believe gen z is raw dogging a war economy with no booze, dancing, or bitches wtfff
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stonk mane
stonk mane@stonkmane69·
@helios_brah Yah until he reproduces and spawns a rodent. This should be illegal.
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🌞HELIOS🌞
🌞HELIOS🌞@helios_brah·
Buddy of mine was legit just an ugly motherfucker (just unlucky) Dating success was a mess Said fuck this, this is just a horrible overall experience at around age 27 Got a bunch of plastic surgery done Hair, jaw, ears, nose, whole package Took like a year or so, mfer looked like a mummy for most of it Now literally a different person. Went from a 2/10 to 8+/10 Absolutely SLAYING Tinder, dating now "too much of a distraction" I really dont support plastic surgery But UNDOUBTEDLY this was the single best decision of his fucking life by a nautic mile (and most his buddies, including me, were very skeptical about the decision) Tbh I'm a bit conflicted on the whole looksmaxxing topic since then It is what it is 🤷‍♂️
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agent_jebek 💆🏻@AgentJebek·
@kelskiYT Grummz is a retard but what part of it is a lie? Just stick to making brainrot filled videos for low attention span brown zoomers
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Kelski
Kelski@kelskiYT·
Just straight up fucking lying is crazy The world would genuinely be a better place without these grifting incel sidewalk boogers using up its oxygen Screenshotted cus your ass ain’t getting any Twitter blue pennies from me lmao
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agent_jebek 💆🏻@AgentJebek·
@Belladonna_Fox @CS2_Confessions I mean kinda? Riot clearly markets the game for women a LOT more than Valve does with CS, just like with League, and it reflects on the playerbase. Same thing with games like Overwatch etc.
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Lune
Lune@Belladonna_Fox·
@CS2_Confessions "cs is a boys game cuz it has guns and gritty realism not like valorant with its cartoons and bright colors thats for girls 😡"
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CS Confessions
CS Confessions@CS2_Confessions·
"I fucking despise the influx of egirls on CS in recent years and their "interest" into the games esport, go back to Valorant"
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