James E Bringelson

@GuntherEagleman No they vote whom they want not my place to tell anyone whom to vote for

@its_The_Dr Phantasm

Jaws was bad, Passion of the Christ was the hardest to watch when they beat him.

@Hot_Pepper76 Kids should have asked her to join

It was 5:15pm, Easter weekend. My teen is babysitting triplets who are nine years old. They are outside in our backyard, playing and singing, and a neighbor came over to complain that they were too loud. Not midnight, not blasting music, just kids being kids outside. I love the sound of kids playing and singing.

@ZeekArkham I'm seeing 90% of your posts

So, according to the almighty “algorithm,” my account is suppressed because I roast people too hard sometimes. I tried being nice for a couple days (I was supposed to be nice for a week, but then the Left started spreading the stupid and I couldn’t resist) and that didn’t work, so here’s how I’m going to do this: I’m going to continue to be who I am and you all are going to have to actively search for my posts, since X has its shovel out over my stuff. Or… it’s been a great ride and it’s time for me to leave. Either way, I’m not changing. For anyone. At least Jack was open about the suppression. No hugs, Zeek

@TheWuhanClan @akafaceUS Global warming

@akafaceUS Retarded kids these days put the snow on the sunny side of the mountain

Wait, I never realized the sun in the corner was a 90s kid thing.

@4thOfJuly365 I call it mostaccoili

Where I am from we call this macaroni and gravy, NOT pasta and sauce.

@SoveyX Thats why drapes are always 5 inches off the ground instead of 1 inch men measured

The funny thing is, many of these data points are self-reported.

Average penis length by country: (My people are just better at measuring than y’all are) 🇪🇨 Ecuador: 6.93 in 🇨🇲 Cameroon: 6.56 in 🇧🇴 Bolivia: 6.50 in 🇭🇹 Haiti: 6.30 in 🇸🇳 Senegal: 6.26 in 🇨🇺 Cuba: 6.25 in 🇳🇱 Netherlands: 6.25 in 🇫🇷 France: 6.20 in 🇨🇦 Canada: 6.19 in 🇪🇬 Egypt: 6.18 in 🇬🇪 Georgia: 6.15 in 🇮🇹 Italy: 6.04 in 🇧🇷 Brazil: 5.99 in 🇸🇪 Sweden: 5.94 in 🇲🇽 Mexico: 5.87 in 🇩🇰 Denmark: 5.86 in 🇦🇷 Argentina: 5.86 in 🇷🇸 Serbia: 5.85 in 🇦🇹 Austria: 5.72 in 🇩🇪 Germany: 5.72 in 🇦🇺 Australia: 5.69 in 🇳🇬 Nigeria: 5.66 in 🇨🇭 Switzerland: 5.65 in 🇳🇴 Norway: 5.65 in 🇵🇱 Poland: 5.63 in 🇺🇦 Ukraine: 5.50 in 🇪🇸 Spain: 5.45 in 🇫🇮 Finland: 5.42 in 🇮🇳 India: 5.40 in 🇺🇸 USA: 5.35 in 🇯🇵 Japan: 5.34 in 🇻🇪 Venezuela: 5.25 in 🇷🇺 Russia: 5.20 in 🇰🇷 South Korea: 5.18 in 🇬🇧 UK: 5.17 in 🇨🇳 China: 5.15 in 🇹🇷 Turkey: 5.11 in 🇵🇰 Pakistan: 4.80 in 🇮🇷 Iran: 4.70 in 🇮🇩 Indonesia: 4.59 in 🇹🇭 Thailand: 4.51 in 🇧🇩 Bangladesh: 4.41 in 🇱🇰 Sri Lanka: 4.29 in 🇵🇭 Philippines: 4.27 in 🇲🇲 Myanmar: 4.21 in 🇰🇭 Cambodia: 3.95 in

@DataRepublican @drawandstrike @JDVance Don't forget marc elias

It's quite literally a color revolution. The democracy playbook people like Norm Eisen or Gene Sharp don't like breaking it out into explicit stages because it implies that color revolutions aren't organic. So I had to assemble it from scratch using their own writings. Here are the steps, and they're trying to do Step 6:

If the president hasn't issued illegal orders, them members of Congress telling the military to defy the president is by definition illegal.

@HowIMineFish @PlotWeaver A wrench and duct tape

@PlotWeaver Think about them like tools. A normal person has a hammer, some pliers, a couple screwdrivers, etc. An enthusiast has drills, nail guns, a sledge hammer, and saws. An obsessive owns a workshop. A psycho has one wrench they insist fixes everything.

日本の友人たちへ For my friends in Japan🇯🇵: This is a common perspective on guns within America's gun culture. "How many guns should a normal person have?" - About five. "That sounds like a gun enthusiast to me." - No, a gun enthusiast has fifteen. "That sounds like someone obsessed with guns." - No people obsessed with guns have hundreds. "That sounds like a psycho." - No psychos seldom own guns, or just get one or two. "That sounds like a normal person though." - No, a normal person has about five, we already covered that ...

@4thOfJuly365 I thought this song was older than 1977

Are you this old? 🤘🏻

@ChrisMartzWX I have a shepard and a mutt and they are partners in crime lol

Anyone who refers to his or her significant other or spouse as “partner” is weird AF. Boyfriend / husband or girlfriend / wife. Those are the only acceptable terms.

@ILAttyGeneral Gfy

States have authority to regulate the time, place and manner of federal elections. There is no statute that authorizes the executive branch to determine who is entitled to vote in federal elections. I sued to protect Illinois' fundamental voting rights: bit.ly/3OlRldo

@Notwokenow Petroleum jelly is a necessity

How to create more crime victims: This white liberal woman just paid $1k to bail out a shoplifter. As if the minimal value of those particular goods made stealing NOT a crime. She acts like that is an indictment of the criminal justice system. When all she really did was set a criminal free to victimize more people. People like this enable career criminals and create exponentially more crime victims.

Hmm 😒 🤔?¿

@SirBylHolte Have you watched fubar

2026 so far: Pam Bondi OUT Jasmine Crockett OUT Meghan Markle CANCELLED by Netflix JJ Abrams had to FLEE HOLLYWOOD Drunk Supergirl MOCKED AND SHAMED Black Snape MOCKED AND SHAMED The feminist Bride remake BOMBED 28 Years Later: The Bone Temple PULLED EARLY "Starfleet Academy" CANCELLED Race-swapped "Watson" show CANCELLED 41% of lesbians NOT RETURNING TO TV due to cancellations MASSIVE LAYOFFS sweeping Hollywood studios Non-white TV leads have DROPPED to roughly 20% or less. DEI programs quietly being ROLLED BACK OR DROPPED across major studios And it's only April. The future's so bright, I have to wear shades. What did I forget?

@TuckerPoodleMA I should do that with this

One of my followers made this picture for me and I had it blown up and hung it in my living room lmfao!

@JPBark87 @BullMooseMemes @MattWalshBlog Ok explain how we are not

@BringelsonE @BullMooseMemes @MattWalshBlog Is following the constitution that difficult for maga?

The left’s argument for birthright citizenship is obviously insane but it’s even more insane when you consider that they actually don’t believe in your or my “birthright.” We are on stolen land and don’t belong here, according to them. But the anchor baby whose parents got here from Guatemala 10 seconds ago has a “birthright” and is tied to this nation by blood for all time. That’s actually their position. It’s so psychotic that you can’t even argue against it. Like trying to have a political debate with a dog. These people are not rational.

@JPBark87 @BullMooseMemes @MattWalshBlog See the problem is that you want that because your comrades won't agree

@BullMooseMemes @MattWalshBlog Okay, maybe congress should write an amendment…

@fezzaririder @PabloReports

@PabloReports So, what you’re saying is that 100% of the illegals deported were on welfare and not working.

Fun Fact: Mass deportations have created virtually no jobs for American workers. None.

@SnapTheJapnese @fezzaririder @PabloReports

@fezzaririder @PabloReports nope. that's what you WISH to be true. They, unlike your worthless ass, pay tens of billions in taxes each year. Your child-raping cult leader destroyed the economy of this country in an attempt to ethnically cleanse it. YOU should be deported from the planet, you cancer.

@PabloReports My nephew is now a grounds keeper at a campground are you sure