Dallas Burner

@tyler14164 @TxForever @Broncoz24 @denversportsfan Hey Alex. Tyler was saying PP merchants all year, which was objectively untrue. We do need to wake up the 5v5 starting Wednesday, though. Can’t survive on the PP alone.

@TxForever @Broncoz24 @denversportsfan How about in the playoffs? Lol. Dead last.

Zero even-strength goals. #TexasHockey

@Iamsharknado @Craigtx80 @RussoHockey Very high quality rage bait. Refer to Russo’s tweet about Duchene from a few games ago lol

@Craigtx80 @RussoHockey Are you genuinely fucking stupid or is this really high quality rage bait

Stars checking hard and a wild player takes out a knife and cuts young Nils Lundkvist in the face. Stars go on the penalty kill. You cant make this up. Am I doing this right @RussoHockey

@i_am_tedpool @RobertTiffin I think if you remove your very strong biases, you might see a bit more clearly on the “cheap shots” on both sides. But go ahead and pull the classic Mild fan “you don’t know puck” response. It’s to be expected when nothing but illogical idiocy comes from your mouth

@FactsServedCold @RobertTiffin Another moron Stars fan. The refs and the fact that the Wild players keep getting “accidentally “ injured. Amazing, they can play 82 games with minimal injuries, but can’t survive 3 games with the cheap shot artists. Learn puck before you run your mouth.

Puck goes in, but no goal. Heiskanen hit into Oettinger. Wild don't challenge the call.

@Quirk22 @BruceLeVinePuck Cope

@BruceLeVinePuck Yet only 1 goal thanks to a flop by the hack Benn.

Best period of the series for Dallas Tons of puck possession, outshoot the Wild 17-4

@StarsBright_29 @apemodeicy @ibamboozIe Makes up for the 2 bogus PPs they gave the Mild to start off of with

@apemodeicy @ibamboozIe tbf that last pp they gave the stars was bullshit. i cant root against a stars goal but i dont like ppgs on bullshit phantom calls.

They’ve spent 30% of the game on the power play and they’re chanting “Ref you suck”

@i_am_tedpool @RobertTiffin Penalties are 4-2 Wild. First 2 for Wild were soft, last 2 legit. There’s no shot you see those first 2 and think refs are favoring Stars… remove the blinders my man

@RobertTiffin Why challenge, the refs are clearly favoring the stars.

@koldymirill @Shotslol @CowboyGarrott 2 of which were delay of games…

@Shotslol @CowboyGarrott Dawg what Dallas had 8 lol

Seeing that Wild fans weren't happy with their *Checks Notes* 7 POWER PLAYS LAST NIGHT Just an unserious fan base

@bbsn183 @ztishzi @chrisfigliuzzi @karlsasson @johnref59 Right… which is usually provided by default on standard Google searches… look in the mirror

@ztishzi @chrisfigliuzzi @karlsasson @johnref59 it's an AI overview, dumb hoe

genuine question why are they singing o canada at the sabres game. both of these teams are american is it bc buffalo is so close to the border or

@superkamigurujr @RedRebeccax @LoveRockMom Except rice technically, but that’s after a couple hours or so lol

@RedRebeccax @LoveRockMom Nobody gets ill from eating cooked food that got cold. Wtf are you on about.

Am I the only one that never does Doordash or Ubereats? Yeah, lemme get some lukewarm fast food for twice the price. How do people have that much money to waste?

@HockeyGuy33MN @DallasStars Round 1 instead… Gotta love the playoff format! 🫠

@FactsServedCold @DallasStars Thank you. Glad we don’t play in Mpls or it would actually take place. Enjoy the series. Teams should be meeting in round 2.

FIRST ROUND HOME ICE IS OURS 😤

@laloleivaGT @ninaisnoob Lol. That would’ve been a veryyyy long time ago. Game is completely different now

@ninaisnoob I remember you playing decks with Prof X and Mystique, come on now...

haven’t played marvel snap properly in a few weeks. open the game to do some alliance bounties. face toxic ass decks over and over game. close the game. i might actually be done.

@HockeyGuy33MN @DallasStars You know what Mr. Hockey Guy 33?? This tweet is awesome

@DallasStars Will JR or Booby Ewing drop the ceremonial first puck for game 1? For game three we will have a group of Somalian fraudsters! LOL They won’t speak English like 50% of them but they always have their hands out for more $.

@Zgusbus @Bravo_0ne @James_E_Couch @christianpclark @grok You lost me at “good team.” The Mavs are the 6th worst team in the league…

Nope, doesn’t help. All it means is what the stats show. Cooper took enough shots to take 63 more than Kon in 12 less games]. He outshot Kon by 63 (!) as the number one option for good team, and still couldn’t score a single point more. 100 points less actually. Less available, less reliable, less productive, less competitive…stat padding in garbage time isn’t impressive. Nobody argues Coops upside, Kon has had a far better season.

Most points in a game by a rookie this season: 1) Cooper Flagg — 51 points 2) Cooper Flagg — 49 points 3) Cooper Flagg — 42 points 4) V.J. Edgecombe — 38 points 5) Ace Bailey — 37 points 6) Cooper Flagg — 36 points T-7) V.J. Edgecombe — 35 points T-7) Cooper Flagg — 35 points

@HoodieMikko @Rangers__Nation @TheDallasNation Definitely less than a tenth 😭 5 games in for a 162 game season is 3%

@FactsServedCold @Rangers__Nation @TheDallasNation Less than a tenth probably , idk I always was ahh at math

The Rangers 4-1 start to the season is their best start to a year since 2012 🔥

@WalkerLadaneian @KnifehandExpert @Crashwinder @Mageba_wav You correctly asserted that not all black people fall below 80 IQ, but then wrongly made the exact same logical fallacy by saying white people are always school shooters?? Hmmm that is disappointing :(

@KnifehandExpert @Crashwinder @Mageba_wav I think you need to do more studying. Are all black people below 80 IQ? i’m pretty sure the number is 35 percent of black people score under an 80 but that’s just what grok says? also white people (low iq or not) are always school shooters so I’m not seeing the correlation?

i'm cracking up, because why did she start running?

@HoodieMikko @Rangers__Nation @TheDallasNation Somebody can’t do math lmao

@Rangers__Nation @TheDallasNation Wow a tenth of a season lmao

@mrnoofilter @DallasTexasTV Your teacher lied 😭

@FactsServedCold @DallasTexasTV It’s “Asking & my teacher always told me there’s no such thing as a dumb question 😎

Deep Ellum 📍

@mrnoofilter @DallasTexasTV Lmao classic dumbass out here askin a dumbass question and sayin “why everybody mad” when he gets called out haha shit’s always funny to see. Same energy as the “okay muting this thread now” people

@DallasTexasTV I got all the whites in their feelings! 😂😂😂😭

@trollofdacent @NimmosNutsack @AltuveMuse @Rangers Yep because the “almost” botched end game DEFINITELY shows up in a team’s record. Right?????

@NimmosNutsack @AltuveMuse @Rangers u have zero ball knowledge on how horrendous that end game was then. casual retarted fan

CUTCH CLUTCH #AllForTX

@AltuveMuse @Rangers Embarrassing to start the season off 0-2. AltuveMuse more like StupidMuse

@Rangers Embarrassing how this game made it to extra innings