Kristopher Malloy

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Kristopher Malloy

@KristopherMall6

I #photograph professionally, drink #wine, #cook exceptionally, #read enthusiastically & #served honorably #singledad #veteran #usafa #monumentalarts #RESIST

Maryland, USA Sumali Aralık 2019

983 Sinusundan165 Mga Tagasunod

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Kristopher Malloy@KristopherMall6·27 Eyl

Someone please nominate @joseandresgroup for the #NobelPeacePrize

Chef José Andrés 🕊️🥘🍳@chefjoseandres

We are right now at my restaurants @joseandresgroup in Washington DC to activate a way to help Federal employees, if the government shuts down. As well I know @WCKitchen is on and ready if we need to help! @GOP and @SpeakerMcCarthy with support of @TheDemocrats fund our government now! We can not help Americans when our government is not fully operational!

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Kristopher Malloy@KristopherMall6·5d

@duffinkaren @NASA I went to Huntsville Space Camp when I was 14. I'm 49 now...there's still time

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Karen Duffin@duffinkaren·5d

For all the newly minted Artemis nerds out there, I need you to know that @NASA has Space Camp ... for adults. I went a few years ago bcs I'm a big nerd. And you should too, it's very cool. rocketcenter.com/SpaceCamp/Adul…

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Kristopher Malloy@KristopherMall6·6 Nis

@MatthewCappucci "God" doesn't need to predict 🤣

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Matthew Cappucci@MatthewCappucci·6 Nis

Today I got a nasty message saying that only God can predict the weather. I guess the lady thinks I should resign…?

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Kristopher Malloy@KristopherMall6·12 Mar

@MustangMan_TX My inner 8 year old approves

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Texas 🇺🇸@MustangMan_TX·10 Mar

THIS IS SMALL TOWN AMERICA!🇺🇸 It doesn’t get much better than a Dukes of Hazzard car going airborne over the town square fountain in small town America!

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Kristopher Malloy@KristopherMall6·3 Mar

@Mericamemed This is the slop I can get behind.

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MERICA MEMED@Mericamemed·2 Mar

For $0.20 a day, you can help smuggle frightened F-14s out of Iran and into the arms of a loving family...🥺😞

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Kristopher Malloy@KristopherMall6·3 Mar

@GravySauceCream Airline - we will give you $2k if you shave off 3hrs Pilot - done Airline - thanks (for saving us $35k in fuel)

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Justin Credible@GravySauceCream·2 Mar

LEEEEEEROYYYYYYY JENKINNNNNNS

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Kristopher Malloy@KristopherMall6·2 Mar

@julest10003 @electionsjoe Even a broken clock is right twice a day.

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juju@julest10003·1 Mar

@electionsjoe I really hate being forced to agree with this loathesome creature, but that's where we are ...

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Joe@electionsjoe·1 Mar

Hell has frozen over

Fuentes Updates@FuentesUpdates

"Do not vote in the midterms, and if you do, VOTE DEMOCRAT! This administration needs to be SHUT DOWN!" - Nick Fuentes

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Kristopher Malloy@KristopherMall6·24 Şub

@WendyRubin11 @Angry_Staffer We need more than 2

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Wendy Rubin🇺🇦🌻🇩🇪🇮🇹🇬🇧🇺🇸🇪🇺🌍☮️🟧🟧🟧@WendyRubin11·24 Şub

@Angry_Staffer 🙏 Denmark!

Wendy Rubin🇺🇦🌻🇩🇪🇮🇹🇬🇧🇺🇸🇪🇺🌍☮️🟧🟧🟧 tweet media

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Angry Staffer@Angry_Staffer·24 Şub

What a weird thing to lie about for Trump. It’s almost like he has dementia or something

Lara Seligman@laraseligman

NEW: The Pentagon has received no orders to deploy any U.S. Navy vessels to Greenland, according to U.S. officials, despite President Trump’s claim that a hospital ship is “on its way” to the self-governing Danish territory. wsj.com/politics/natio…

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Kristopher Malloy@KristopherMall6·19 Şub

@MtStHelensWA

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Mt. St. Helens@MtStHelensWA·18 Şub

I have $10

Seattle Seahawks@Seahawks

Estate of Paul G. Allen Begins Sale Process for Seattle Seahawks

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Kristopher Malloy@KristopherMall6·19 Şub

@MtStHelensWA

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Kristopher Malloy@KristopherMall6·12 Şub

@kexy_payn Underrated show - was happy it got a 3rd season

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Raye@kexy_payn·11 Şub

I still can't describe how satisfying this was when it aired 💀

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Kristopher Malloy@KristopherMall6·8 Şub

@JustinWeather ❄️ below 0⁰ windchill. I can layer. But in 100⁰ heat I can only take off so much and...

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Justin Berk@JustinWeather·8 Şub

🤔 🌡️ WEATHER POLL! Would you rather deal with: ❄️ Below 0°F Wind Chills 👍🏻 Tap the heart OR 🥵 100°F+ Heat Index ❤️ Tap the thumb 😆 No “in-between” allowed You’ve gotta pick one! Tell us WHY in the comments. ❓Are you built for layers and snow, or flip flops and AC? ⬇️💬 Let the great weather debate begin!

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Kristopher Malloy@KristopherMall6·26 Oca

@capitalweather This is the quality I expect from Gen X! Not MoCo's pre-production that slapped on 26-27 January 😀

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Capital Weather Gang@capitalweather·26 Oca

What a fun way to announce a snow day :) for Falls Church City schools

Terry J. Dade@TDade

An Important Announcement from Superintendent Dade: Oops It’s Snowing Again! ❄️☃️ @BenNollWeather

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Kristopher Malloy@KristopherMall6·25 Oca

@buitengebieden We will rebuild!

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Buitengebieden@buitengebieden·24 Oca

48 hour timelapse of a blizzard in 60 seconds..

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Kristopher Malloy@KristopherMall6·11 Oca

😷

Corey Ryan Forrester - WeLoveCorey.com@CoreyRForrester

If you wanna know how much can change in 5 years, back In 2019 these guys said they couldn’t breathe in a mask, but now they can’t shoot a woman in the head 3 times without one!

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@EastEndJoe

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Joe G@EastEndJoe·11 Ara

I've been alive for 51 years and still haven't found the right thing to say when someone knocks on the door of the public bathroom you're in. Any suggestions?

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Kristopher Malloy@KristopherMall6·9 Ara

Too bad no one will see this

💕 Brittany Belle 💕@BrittanyinTexas

If this doesn’t wake America up, nothing will. Best yet. He’s 1000% correct.

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Kristopher Malloy@KristopherMall6·4 Ara

@owroot It's bigger than a pence but smaller than a pound

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O.W. Root@owroot·3 Ara

As an American I have no idea how much a "quid" is.

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Kristopher Malloy@KristopherMall6·27 Kas

@covie_93 Pajamas

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Covie@covie_93·26 Kas

Guys help!! I'm in tears right now and on the verge of a mental breakdown....I have to travel tomorrow but can't find my Armani suit anywhere. What the hell am I suppose to wear on the plane???!!!

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Kristopher Malloy@KristopherMall6·27 Kas

@lippyent I was today years old

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