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Something clicked and changed how I think about money. This is what came out of it ⬇️ a.co/d/00J7t9Px

Nearly 96 hours of waiting, but @Apple finally granted me access. I can finally test the new Siri AI on iOS 27. I want to be excited, but it’s nearly my bedtime, sooooo…

Hey @Apple ! The new Siri AI waitlist doesn’t feel like a waitlist. It feels like a hostage situation. 90+ hours and counting. Yeah, I get that it’s beta, but damn!

Tell me you’re an idiot without telling me you’re an idiot.

@PramilaJayapal Allowing you to be a congressperson should be a crime.

Being undocumented is not a crime. Being born is not a crime. Seeking asylum is not a crime. Building a life in this country is not a crime. We won’t let Trump rewrite the law to fit his cruel agenda.

@SenAdamSchiff Since I don’t want to retype this every time a moron posts some bullshit… I’d like to say you’re an idiot, and have no idea what you’re talking about. But the truth is you know exactly what you’re doing. And it’s a flat out lie. So here you go. 🖕

Trump wants half a billion to renovate the White House while you struggle to afford your rent and mortgage. For that money, we could have thousands of new affordable homes and new affordable childcare centers near them. He cares only about himself.

@RepPettersen I’d like to say you’re an idiot, and have no idea what you’re talking about. But the truth is you know exactly what you’re doing. And it’s a flat out lie. So here you go. 🖕

Hegseth wasted $15M on ribeye steaks, $7M on lobster, and $98K on a grand piano — while Trump spent $400M on a ballroom, millions on private jets, and profited over $1.4B off the presidency. All while saying they don’t have enough money for your healthcare, child care or really anything for you.

Wrote a short book after realizing I didn’t really have a money problem—I had a leak. Quick read. If you check it out, I’d appreciate it. amazon.com/dp/B0GGWW4BJ2?…

Yup! I’d say that’s accurate. foxnews.com/opinion/you-ca…

@Rep_Stansbury When did we start electing morons to congress?

To all the Senate Republicans trying to make the SAVE Act happen, let me say it again: We are NOT 👏 going 👏 to 👏 pass 👏your 👏 voter suppression bill. Period.

@Tim_Walz Hey Tampon Tim! 🖕

The White House is cutting off $250 million for Minnesotans health care.

@SenMarkKelly Well that’s a flat out lie, but thanks for playing.

The SAVE America Act doesn’t “Save” America. And this isn’t about voter ID. This bill requires everyone to re-register to vote in person and your driver’s license, REAL ID, or military ID aren’t even good enough. Imagine all of our seniors who don’t have valid passports and haven’t seen their birth certificates in decades? What about them? How hard will it be for them to register? And how do they get a passport if they can’t find their birth certificates? And what about the cost? If this becomes law, it will disenfranchise many Americans.

@maziehirono You’re an idiot.

It should not be easier to buy an assault rifle than it is to register to vote. But if Trump and Republicans get their way, and the SAVE Trump Act passes, that will become the sad reality of our country.

@middle_class_us If people are paying interest at all, they don’t know how to use a credit card and shouldn’t have one. JS

Credit card rates are now over 20% on average. Some people are paying 30%+ interest. So workers are borrowing from their 401(k) just to escape it. That’s not a healthy economy. That’s financial triage.

@donwinslow Also, naturalized citizens typically have either a certificate of naturalization or a passport or both. You’re just lying to people.

@donwinslow 100% of natural citizens have a birth certificate — or at least the ability to get one. Shut up, dumb ass.

The SAVE Act doesn’t accept driver’s licenses. 50% of Americans don’t have passports.

@TomThomasTM @UziCryptoo What a pu$$y

Boomers have a weird mental block where they can never admit it. My mom's common riposte: "you don't know, Tom, some weeks we'd have to decide between buying milk and putting gas in the car!" Me: "Ya, but mom, you were 24 and you lived in a brand new house, in a brand new subdivision. You were married, and Dad had a full pension that he lives off of today." . Never actually gets past the ear canals to form a memory or spark any introspection.

Older generations say "we all struggled in our 20s." No, you didn't. You didn't pay $3,000 for rent and $25 for eggs. You didn't graduate into $55k student debt and $0 job security. Gen Z isn't dramatic. Ther're drowning.

@HansMarvel3 @UziCryptoo Gen Z when things get tough — “Listen to my pain! Feel bad for me! Help me because adulting is hard!” 😢 Gen X when things get tough — “…”

@UziCryptoo The biggest difference today is in the past you struggle with working you will get your prize. Today you can work three jobs and still barely pay rent. You can try business, but it require huge capital and you can lose it all.

@HansMarvel3 @UziCryptoo B..O..O H..O..O

@UziCryptoo Born in the 70s. Didn’t finish college. Zero student loan debt. Doing just fine, but it took many years of hard work. Don’t be a bitch and make smarter decisions. Nobody owes you shit. Earn it.