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@fesshole I'm sure your Mum had her suspicions when he returned home sunburnt and with one or more STD's! 💊 🍆

Dad died late last year. His passport revealed that he made several trips to Thailand, telling my Mum that he was staying with his brother in Ireland. I also found a shit load of viagara in his shed. Haven't told anyone, yet.

@Mr_Husky1 Run away

I’m about to get married, and my fiancé knows I have an inheritance that was left to me by my grandparents. It’s in my name only, and I’ve been saving it for years. Now he’s saying that before we get married, I should put the entire inheritance into a joint account so we can “start fresh together,” or he doesn’t think we should go through with the wedding. I’m 36 already and this is something my family worked hard to leave me. I’m torn between wanting to build a life together and feeling like I’m being pressured to give up something important to me. What do you think I should do? By isitmeaitah

Name a famous Jack

What are your first thoughts when you see this? 😂

@Ed_Acteson @JackkBarton 😁

People said Palace are shit in Europe. They called us embarrassing. Well, we just narrowly beat the 2nd best side in Cyprus. At the 3rd attempt. In extra time. After they went down to 9 men. Think a few apologies are owed.

Pretty chuffed with my 0.07% tbh.

@SundaeDivine Your Mum is stunning 🤩 Here's a picture of my Mum leaving College in the early 60's.

@NJ_Timothy I can't help but feel you are making something out of nothing, I've seen many large , well organised and peaceful events taking place at Trafalgar Square and elsewhere from different faiths. This smacks of Islamophobia without justification. Do better.

Too many are too polite to say this. But mass ritual prayer in public places is an act of domination. The adhan - which declares there is no god but allah and Muhammad is his messenger - is, when called in a public place, a declaration of domination. Perform these rituals in mosques if you wish. But they are not welcome in our public places and shared institutions. And given their explicit repudiation of Christianity they certainly do not belong in our churches and cathedrals. I am not suggesting everybody at Trafalgar Square last night is an Islamist. But the domination of public places is straight from the Islamist playbook. Trafalgar Square belongs to all of us. It is a national memorial to our independence and our salvation. Last night was not like a televised football match or a St Patrick’s Day celebration. It was an act of domination and therefore division. It shouldn’t happen again.

@__Libra1 10

How many holes are in the skirt... Can you please explain ⁉️⁉️

@otokyo__ Storm ⛈️

My name is Rain. My husband name is Cloud What should we name our baby

@samrac92 12

How many dots do you see..? 99.99% people get this wrong.

@Ford_Nick Who has leftover bacon, that never happens?

Serious question: what do you do with leftover bacon?

@mariejane2020 Lucky you, it was bloody awful...

Anyone remember this, I don’t.

Steven Seagal.

@caseydogg2008 @MattCas04807118 By his hair too, that would increase the views and act as a deterrent!

@MattCas04807118 I’m so disappointed that the clip didn’t cut to him being forcibly removed at the next station.

Posh boy who is a fare dodger refuses to pay on a train.🤬 These people are so unlikeable smug and pathetic, the emasculation of boys has produced feckwit and smug child like men which is a terrible thing for society.🤬

@EdKrassen I feel emotional, British exports are just booming! 🇬🇧

Minneapolis has a new anthem! “Hey Kristi Noem…. I wanna knoooooow why you’re such a c-nt!” Kinda catchy.

@CieloBonit Haha, tell me you know f*** all about @GreenDay without telling me you know f*** all about @GreenDay 🙈

I used to love Green Day—it was my favorite band in high school. Dookie was everything. It sucks when artists speak out about politics.

@reformparty_uk It's interesting @ZiaYusufUK calling out Zac demanding Substantive Detail on Policy, that's a world first for him!!

🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨 Gorton & Denton is a two-horse race between Reform UK and the Green Party. Zia Yusuf is challenging Zack Polanski to a LIVE debate in the constituency. Read his letter to Zack in full. 👇

@oelma__ All 20 for me, but then I'm old!

8 for me!!….I feel confident nobody Has all 20!! How many for you?🤔

@theamelia__ UK here, people who try to explain how Brexit benefits this country.... 🇬🇧 🤷🏻‍♂️ 🇪🇺