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@KarmenKarma In

u nuttin ON me or IN me? 🤔

@InsaneCope Good. Stay out of my state

@connperignon 15 mins

Men: how long is your average jerk off session time?

@DonutOperator @Dexerto No but I remember the Black whopper that turned your shit leprechaun green

McDonald's unveil new “Grimace menu” featuring a Purple BBQ burger with purple cheese in Germany It also contains a Grimace Shake and purple cream cheese pie

@libsoftiktok @elonmusk My thoughts exactly

@elonmusk UHC out of all places… whose CEO was assassinated…

BREAKING: Social Media manager for United Healthcare has been FIRED following deranged video appearing disappointed that the shooter missed Good riddance!

@SenatorWarnock If we get rid of all the illegals then there will be a housing surplus and the price will go down due to the high supply. Take an economics class fucktard

Instead of spending $70 billion MORE on ICE, why don't we use that money to help millions of young people buy their first home?

@akafaceUS No they shouldn't. McDonald's is low skill entry level work

The only argument I have is the wealth gap needs to be shrinking. I don’t think people should be punished for success but that statistic has to improve somehow before things can become affordable again. A McDonalds employee should be able to afford a home.

@themagaking @mrddmia Cuz they are pussies that cant fight men

@mrddmia Why do they like to beat up on women?

Throw these fucking thugs in prison for years.

@LibertarianG0th Mullet ugly af

He won the looks contest, tho. 👀

@themagaking @WORLDSTAR For the mom or the kid? The mom was a boss. More mother need to be like her

@WORLDSTAR Life in prison.

A mother caught her son on home security abusing her 4-month-old orange tabby cat multiple times... the kitten can't even walk or eat now. Instead of just yelling or taking his stuff away, she made him destroy his own PS5, basketball goal, and electronics on camera. She says she posted it to show parents there are other ways to punish kids and to raise awareness. The son had to pick up every piece and throw it in the dumpster. worldstar.com/videos/wshh2cm…

@TheDemocrats Cry some more Leftists bitches!!!

Your agents shot a mother in the face, then called her a "fuckin' bitch."

@Imperio_de_Roma @DHSgov What would the "L" stand for? You're probably going to say something retarded like "Loser"

@DHSgov More accurate

@Zee13S @DHSgov Pretti Good reason not to fuck with NICE

@DHSgov I’ll keep this name change in mind the next time a low IQ government thug cosplaying as a trained agent shoots an American citizen. Remember Renee Good & Alex Pretti?, because I haven’t gotten them and neither should you.

@realdefender45 @GenFlynn @ShellDavis27851 @Comey @realDonaldTrump @DAGToddBlanche I want video of it

@GenFlynn @ShellDavis27851 @Comey @realDonaldTrump @DAGToddBlanche I support this!

Since an arrest warrant is issued for @Comey , I’d like to be the arresting officer? @realDonaldTrump @DAGToddBlanche

@GenFlynn @Comey @realDonaldTrump @DAGToddBlanche Hell Yeah!!!

@matthewdmarsden @realmikolson Praying to Mary is Idolatry. Plain and simple. Thou shalt have no other gods before me. Praying to Mary is just that

@realmikolson Protestant looking for sola scriptura in the Bible.

Roman Catholics looking for a passage that tells us to pray to Jesus‘s mom

@themagaking @bennyjohnson They wish they had an ass like that

@bennyjohnson The feminazis won't like this.

Trump gives Melania a 'love tap' before official event with the King of England at the White House. Patriot.

@InsaneCope Doof would know to point it at Dems

@conservmillen You obviously need to delve deeper into what the LDS church believes and no, faith in Christ isnt enough. Christ didnt need to be baptized because he was perfect but he was baptized because it is an ordinance and even he had to obey and perform it

I had no idea LDS members would balk at this very basic, central belief about hell, heaven, and who goes where. Yes, all Christians believe in hell and that we deserve to go there. That’s the bad news. The good news is, through Christ, we can be saved from hell and instead spend eternity with him. This is not accomplished through ordinances, church membership, or claims of apostolic succession, but through Jesus’s sacrifice alone. The good news is that there is nothing you can or must do to earn your way into God’s Presence. Rather, Jesus’s blood is sufficient in making us clean and acceptable before God. You are free to believe that access to eternity with Jesus can only be accomplished through following LDS ordinances, and that non-LDS members will only have a degree of glory (but not God’s presence) in the afterlife. It’s just not a Christian belief. For a believer in Christ, there is nothing good about the news that we non-Mormons will live forever in a “better place” but without the presence of Jesus. That is not heaven. Jesus is the prize! And our place with Him is secured by grace through faith in Him. Hallelujah! “For “everyone who calls on the name of the Lord will be saved.”” Romans 10:13

@TaraBull Tim Walz admin:

BREAKING: Minnesota Gov. Tim Walz on today's fraud raids: 'Our state agencies caught irregular behavior and reported it. That’s how the system is supposed to work.' Does Tim Walz deserve some credit?