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Simply trying to show the human side of our fantastic Police Officers & raise a bit of money for good causes whilst we're at it! RT's are not an endorsement.

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UK Cop Humour
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@PhillipCDUK @toniwriter @KentPolFed How much does a "Nissan Technician" get paid? None of us have a clue about your job, but tell us and we'll decide if it's too much. ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿป
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@toniwriter @KentPolFed There should be a maximum of ยฃ50000 pa in any public sector job. This is why the country has gone to pot because they are screwing the system! Police Stations that are shut or part time, hospitals that have limited services etc. Greed is why this is happening!
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Kent Police Federation
Kent Police Federation@KentPolFedยท
Today it has been announced by Kent Police that the Chief Constable will be reducing the South East Allowance paid to officers from September 2026, by ยฃ250. ย At a time when the cost of living is rocketing, how can this be right? Reaction from our Chair facebook.com/share/1BCJwwaCโ€ฆ
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We have a wonderful announcement. It is with the most enormous pleasure we share with you today that Pete Wicks, a passionate advocate for all animals, has become our new Global Ambassador. Pete is well known for his love of dogs, as well as his kindness, compassion, and his unique ability to articulate the profound bond between humans and animals. His award-winning and record breaking TV show โ€˜For Dogs Sakeโ€™ (available to stream on U) shows his unrivalled dedication and empathy to these beautiful animals and we are delighted to have him hold such an important role for our ongoing work. We know he will share our message, as well as our mission, on behalf of both serving and retired service animals from across the UK. Pete said: โ€œ๐ผ ๐‘Ž๐‘š ๐‘ก๐‘Ÿ๐‘ข๐‘™๐‘ฆ โ„Ž๐‘œ๐‘›๐‘œ๐‘ข๐‘Ÿ๐‘’๐‘‘ ๐‘ก๐‘œ ๐‘๐‘’ ๐‘Ž๐‘›๐‘›๐‘œ๐‘ข๐‘›๐‘๐‘’๐‘‘ ๐‘Ž๐‘  ๐บ๐‘™๐‘œ๐‘๐‘Ž๐‘™ ๐ด๐‘š๐‘๐‘Ž๐‘ ๐‘ ๐‘Ž๐‘‘๐‘œ๐‘Ÿ ๐‘ก๐‘œ ๐‘กโ„Ž๐‘’ ๐‘๐‘Ž๐‘ก๐‘–๐‘œ๐‘›๐‘Ž๐‘™ ๐น๐‘œ๐‘ข๐‘›๐‘‘๐‘Ž๐‘ก๐‘–๐‘œ๐‘› ๐‘“๐‘œ๐‘Ÿ ๐‘…๐‘’๐‘ก๐‘–๐‘Ÿ๐‘’๐‘‘ ๐‘†๐‘’๐‘Ÿ๐‘ฃ๐‘–๐‘๐‘’ ๐ด๐‘›๐‘–๐‘š๐‘Ž๐‘™๐‘ . ๐‘†๐‘ข๐‘๐‘๐‘œ๐‘Ÿ๐‘ก๐‘–๐‘›๐‘” ๐‘Ÿ๐‘’๐‘ก๐‘–๐‘Ÿ๐‘’๐‘‘ ๐‘‘๐‘œ๐‘”๐‘  ๐‘Ž๐‘›๐‘‘ โ„Ž๐‘œ๐‘Ÿ๐‘ ๐‘’๐‘  ๐‘“๐‘Ÿ๐‘œ๐‘š ๐‘กโ„Ž๐‘’ ๐‘ƒ๐‘œ๐‘™๐‘–๐‘๐‘’, ๐น๐‘–๐‘Ÿ๐‘’, ๐‘Ž๐‘›๐‘‘ ๐ต๐‘œ๐‘Ÿ๐‘‘๐‘’๐‘Ÿ ๐น๐‘œ๐‘Ÿ๐‘๐‘’ ๐‘ ๐‘’๐‘Ÿ๐‘ฃ๐‘–๐‘๐‘’๐‘ , ๐‘Ž๐‘  ๐‘ค๐‘’๐‘™๐‘™ ๐‘Ž๐‘  ๐‘Ž๐‘™๐‘™ ๐‘กโ„Ž๐‘’ ๐‘œ๐‘กโ„Ž๐‘’๐‘Ÿ ๐‘Ž๐‘”๐‘’๐‘›๐‘๐‘–๐‘’๐‘ , ๐‘–๐‘  ๐‘ฃ๐‘–๐‘ก๐‘Ž๐‘™ ๐‘Ž๐‘“๐‘ก๐‘’๐‘Ÿ ๐‘กโ„Ž๐‘’๐‘–๐‘Ÿ ๐‘™๐‘–๐‘“๐‘’โ€™๐‘  ๐‘ ๐‘’๐‘Ÿ๐‘ฃ๐‘–๐‘๐‘’. ๐ผ๐‘ก ๐‘–๐‘  ๐‘๐‘Ÿ๐‘ข๐‘๐‘–๐‘Ž๐‘™ ๐‘ค๐‘’ โ€˜๐‘ƒ๐‘Ÿ๐‘œ๐‘ก๐‘’๐‘๐‘ก ๐‘œ๐‘ข๐‘Ÿ ๐‘ƒ๐‘Ÿ๐‘œ๐‘ก๐‘’๐‘๐‘ก๐‘œ๐‘Ÿ๐‘ โ€™ ๐‘–๐‘› ๐‘กโ„Ž๐‘’๐‘–๐‘Ÿ ๐‘Ÿ๐‘’๐‘ก๐‘–๐‘Ÿ๐‘’๐‘š๐‘’๐‘›๐‘ก ๐‘Ž๐‘›๐‘‘ ๐‘”๐‘–๐‘ฃ๐‘’ ๐‘กโ„Ž๐‘’๐‘š ๐‘กโ„Ž๐‘’ ๐‘Ÿ๐‘’๐‘ ๐‘๐‘’๐‘๐‘ก ๐‘Ž๐‘›๐‘‘ ๐‘Ÿ๐‘’๐‘๐‘œ๐‘”๐‘›๐‘–๐‘ก๐‘–๐‘œ๐‘› ๐‘กโ„Ž๐‘’๐‘ฆ ๐‘‘๐‘’๐‘ ๐‘’๐‘Ÿ๐‘ฃ๐‘’. ๐‘‡โ„Ž๐‘’๐‘ฆ โ„Ž๐‘Ž๐‘ฃ๐‘’ ๐‘‘๐‘œ๐‘›๐‘’ ๐‘ ๐‘œ ๐‘š๐‘ข๐‘โ„Ž ๐‘“๐‘œ๐‘Ÿ ๐‘ข๐‘ , ๐‘ ๐‘œ ๐‘ค๐‘’ ๐‘Ž๐‘™๐‘™ ๐‘›๐‘’๐‘’๐‘‘ ๐‘ก๐‘œ ๐‘’๐‘›๐‘ ๐‘ข๐‘Ÿ๐‘’ ๐‘กโ„Ž๐‘’๐‘ฆ โ„Ž๐‘Ž๐‘ฃ๐‘’ ๐‘œ๐‘ข๐‘Ÿ ๐‘ ๐‘ข๐‘๐‘๐‘œ๐‘Ÿ๐‘ก ๐‘คโ„Ž๐‘’๐‘› ๐‘กโ„Ž๐‘’๐‘–๐‘Ÿ ๐‘๐‘Ž๐‘Ÿ๐‘’๐‘’๐‘Ÿ๐‘  ๐‘Ž๐‘Ÿ๐‘’ ๐‘œ๐‘ฃ๐‘’๐‘Ÿ.โ€ We are incredibly proud to welcome Pete to the NFRSA family, and we look forward to working alongside him for the good of our service animals; those working, those retired, and beyond. ๐Ÿ“ธ @jamesrudland
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BettyBoo
BettyBoo@BettyBoochichi2ยท
Please donate if you are able to: Liam is a dedicated family man and Police Officer, currently serving on the Armed Response teams. He has put others above himself his whole life, and now Liam and his family need your help. Three months ago Liam was preparing for the arrival of his third child when he was rushed into hospital. The discovery of a brain tumour and a major haemorrhage led to emergency surgery. While he was receiving life-saving treatment, his wife Lucy was giving birth to a beautiful baby boy. What should have been one of the happiest times for this family quickly became the hardest โ€” a situation no family should ever face. Liam continues to be hospitalised and faces a long recovery from a serious brain injury and oncology treatment. At home, Lucy is caring for their newborn and two young children while trying to support Liam through treatment and rehabilitation. Please donate and give the Sealeys love, hope, and support during this time of uncertainty and worry. Help them focus on Liamโ€™s recovery, being together, and getting this good man home: gofundme.com/f/liam-and-theโ€ฆ
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๐Ÿ’™ ๐—ง๐—ต๐—ถ๐—ป ๐—•๐—น๐˜‚๐—ฒ ๐—Ÿ๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ฒ ๐—™๐˜‚๐—ป๐—ฑ๐—ฟ๐—ฎ๐—ถ๐˜€๐—ฒ๐—ฟ ๐—”๐—ฝ๐—ฝ๐—ฒ๐—ฎ๐—น ๐Ÿ’™ ๐—œ๐˜ ๐—ถ๐˜€ ๐˜„๐—ถ๐˜๐—ต ๐—ด๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐—ฎ๐˜ ๐˜€๐—ฎ๐—ฑ๐—ป๐—ฒ๐˜€๐˜€ ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฎ๐˜ ๐˜„๐—ฒ ๐˜€๐—ต๐—ฎ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ ๐—ป๐—ฒ๐˜„๐˜€ ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฎ๐˜ ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐—ฒ ๐˜€๐—ฒ๐—ฟ๐˜ƒ๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ด ๐—ฝ๐—ผ๐—น๐—ถ๐—ฐ๐—ฒ ๐—ผ๐—ณ๐—ณ๐—ถ๐—ฐ๐—ฒ๐—ฟ๐˜€ ๐—ต๐—ฎ๐˜ƒ๐—ฒ ๐˜๐—ฟ๐—ฎ๐—ด๐—ถ๐—ฐ๐—ฎ๐—น๐—น๐˜† ๐—ฑ๐—ถ๐—ฒ๐—ฑ ๐—ถ๐—ป ๐—ฎ ๐˜ƒ๐—ฒ๐—ฟ๐˜† ๐˜€๐—ต๐—ผ๐—ฟ๐˜ ๐—ฝ๐—ฒ๐—ฟ๐—ถ๐—ผ๐—ฑ ๐—ผ๐—ณ ๐˜๐—ถ๐—บ๐—ฒ. South Wales Police have confirmed the tragic death of ๐—ฃ๐—– ๐—ฅ๐—ฒ๐—ต๐—ฎ๐—ฎ๐—ป ๐—”๐—ธ๐—ต๐˜๐—ฎ๐—ฟ (๐Ÿด๐Ÿฒ๐Ÿฑ๐Ÿฌ), aged 28. Rehaan was reported missing while out with friends in Bristol on 23 November 2025. A major search followed and, heartbreakingly, he was later found deceased. Our thoughts are with his girlfriend Emma, his mother Fozia, his loved ones and his colleagues across the force. In Essex, an officer died on 19 November 2025 while responding to an emergency call on the A12 near Ingatestone. The officerโ€™s name has not yet been released publicly. We will update this section when further details and a family approved fundraiser become available. The Metropolitan Police Federation has also announced the sudden passing of ๐—ฃ๐—– ๐—Ÿ๐˜‚๐—ธ๐—ฒ ๐—ก๐—ผ๐—ฟ๐˜๐—ต, who leaves behind a young family. It is believed that Luke died from natural causes. Verified information from the family or the Met will be shared when it is released. Three officers. Three families. Three policing communities now facing unimaginable loss. To lose so many in such a short period of time is devastating. The policing family feels this deeply. As we have done many times before, UK Cop Humour will be running a Thin Blue Line fundraiser to support the families of all three officers. From today until midnight on ๐Ÿณ ๐——๐—ฒ๐—ฐ๐—ฒ๐—บ๐—ฏ๐—ฒ๐—ฟ, every Thin Blue Line item sold will generate a donation. These donations will be collected and split equally between the verified fundraisers for the three families. If any Family Liaison Officers are following this page, or if anyone close to the families can help confirm the correct donation links, please contact us directly through our website so that support can be directed accurately and respectfully. A confirmed fundraiser for PC Akhtar is posted in the comments. If any followers become aware of further fundraisers for the other officers, please share them in the comments, but only if they are confirmed to be endorsed by the families. All Thin Blue Line products can be found here: ukcophumour.co.uk/shop/thin-blueโ€ฆ (and they can be purchased by ANYONE, whether you're in the police or not, all support is greatly appreciated ๐Ÿ’™) To see our previous charity donations, updated quarterly, visit: blackicetrading.com/news Our love and strength go to the families, friends and colleagues of PC Akhtar, PC North and the Essex officer whose name has not yet been released. Three officers who served with pride. Three families facing the darkest of days. We will remember you. ๐Ÿ’™
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๐’๐ฎ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐จ๐ซ๐ญ ๐…๐จ๐ซ ๐๐š๐ซ๐š๐ฆ๐ž๐๐ข๐œ๐ฌ ๐€๐ง๐ ๐€๐ฆ๐›๐ฎ๐ฅ๐š๐ง๐œ๐ž ๐’๐ญ๐š๐Ÿ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿ’š Ambulance Staff Crisis Phoneline ๐ŸŒ theasc.org.uk/crisis Immediate crisis support for ambulance personnel. ๐Ÿ“ž 0300 373 0898 ๐Ÿ’š Surfwell ๐ŸŒ surfwell.co.uk Surf therapy programme for ambulance and blue light workers. ๐’๐ฎ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐จ๐ซ๐ญ ๐…๐จ๐ซ ๐…๐ข๐ซ๐ž ๐’๐ž๐ซ๐ฏ๐ข๐œ๐ž ๐๐ž๐ซ๐ฌ๐จ๐ง๐ง๐ž๐ฅ ๐Ÿ”ฅ The Fire Fighters Charity ๐ŸŒ firefighterscharity.org.uk Physical, mental and social support for serving and retired fire service staff. ๐Ÿ“ž 0800 3898820 ๐Ÿ”ฅ Rock2Recovery UK ๐ŸŒ rock2recovery.co.uk Support for those affected by stress and trauma within the emergency services. ๐Ÿ“ž 01392 278129 ๐•๐ž๐ญ๐ž๐ซ๐š๐ง ๐€๐ง๐ ๐’๐ž๐ซ๐ฏ๐ข๐ง๐  ๐Œ๐ข๐ฅ๐ข๐ญ๐š๐ซ๐ฒ ๐’๐ฎ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐จ๐ซ๐ญ ๐ŸŽ–๏ธ Op Courage (NHS Veterans Mental Health and Wellbeing Service) ๐ŸŒ nhs.uk/nhs-services/aโ€ฆ ๐ŸŽ–๏ธ SSAFA ๐ŸŒ ssafa.org.uk Support for serving personnel, veterans and families. ๐Ÿ“ž 0800 260 6767 ๐†๐ž๐ง๐ž๐ซ๐š๐ฅ ๐Œ๐ž๐ง๐ญ๐š๐ฅ ๐‡๐ž๐š๐ฅ๐ญ๐ก ๐’๐ฎ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐จ๐ซ๐ญ ๐Ÿ’ฌ Shout ๐ŸŒ giveusashout.org Free, confidential text based crisis support. Text SHOUT to 85258 ๐Ÿ’ฌ Men Walking and Talking ๐ŸŒ menwalkingtalking.co.uk Nationwide walking groups encouraging men to talk and connect. ๐Ÿ’ฌ Wonderful Life Academy ๐ŸŒ wonderfullifeacademy.com Free wellbeing and resilience workshops. ๐Ÿ’ฌ Woodland Warrior Programme ๐ŸŒ woodlandwarriorprogramme.org Outdoor courses to decompress and rebuild confidence. If you know any other organisations, add them in the comments and we will check and include them. Please share this post. If one person sees it and reaches out for help, it is worth it. A simple comment or even a ๐Ÿ’™ will help push this post further so someone who needs it will see it. Stay safe out there and look out for each other. ๐Ÿ’™
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๐ˆ๐ง๐ญ๐ž๐ซ๐ง๐š๐ญ๐ข๐จ๐ง๐š๐ฅ ๐Œ๐ž๐งโ€™๐ฌ ๐ƒ๐š๐ฒ ๐Ÿ๐ŸŽ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ“ ๐Ÿ’™ Today matters. Not for balloons or hashtags, but because men in policing and the wider emergency services are still dying in silence. We lose police officers every year, often without any warning, and the impact is felt forever by those left behind. If you know the job, you know the truth. It is extremely unlikely that you will finish a full career without a phone call telling you that someone you worked with has taken their own life. Some officers will even hear that tragic news more than once. The grief will stay with you for life. Policing is heavy. The workload, the trauma, the uncertainty, and the constant belief that you should cope because everyone else is struggling as well. Then, add the growing pressure of lengthy PSD/DPS investigations that drag on for months or even years. Careers, reputations and families are placed - and left - in limbo. Simply put, bad cops need removing. No one disputes that. But when good cops are suspended for years over matters that would see a criminal suspect dealt with and in court in less than half the time, something is seriously wrong. Some officers clear criminal allegations, walk out of court with no case to answer, and still have to begin a misconduct process that can go on for years. That lack of proportionality is breaking good people. Even PSD and DPS staff are caught up in the same storm. They get a bad reputation by default, but many of them are simply honest cops doing an impossible job with far too many cases and far too few resources. They can't apply common sense and make quick decisions because the system doesn't allow them to. Does that sound familiar? Here's the part that matters most. Men in policing hide distress well. Sometimes too well. But if you're a police officer, you're trained to spot when things don't look right. You know when someone is off. If you notice a colleague go quiet, pull away, or simply not seem themselves, just ask the question. A simple, genuine conversation can be the difference between someone coping and someone giving up. Look out for each other. It is not a slogan. It is survival. We know that many people will read this quietly and never comment, but it might be the post that gets them through the day. Below is a verified list of organisations for anyone who needs support. You are never on your own. There is always someone available, no matter the hour. ๐’๐ฎ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐จ๐ซ๐ญ ๐…๐จ๐ซ ๐๐จ๐ฅ๐ข๐œ๐ž ๐Ž๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐ข๐œ๐ž๐ซ๐ฌ ๐€๐ง๐ ๐’๐ญ๐š๐Ÿ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿ”ต Thin Blue Line UK ๐ŸŒ thinbluelineuk.org.uk Welfare, hardship support and community initiatives. ๐Ÿ”ต Flint House Police Rehabilitation ๐ŸŒ flinthouse.co.uk Rehabilitation treatment for serving and retired officers and staff. ๐Ÿ“ž 01491 874499 ๐Ÿ”ต Police Care UK ๐ŸŒ policecare.org.uk Support for serving and retired officers, staff, volunteers and their families. ๐Ÿ“ž 0300 012 0030 ๐Ÿ”ต PTSD999 ๐ŸŒ ptsd-999.com Support for emergency personnel affected by trauma and PTSD. ๐Ÿ”ต Curtis Palmer Program ๐ŸŒ curtispalmerprogram.org Adventure therapy for serving and retired emergency staff. ๐Ÿ”ต Frontline19 ๐ŸŒ frontline19.com Confidential therapy for all emergency services and families. ๐Ÿ”ต Walk and Talk 999 ๐ŸŒ walkandtalk999.co.uk Peer support through group walks that encourage open conversation. ๐Ÿ”ต Police Chaplaincy UK ๐ŸŒ policechaplaincy.uk Confidential listening for anyone in the police service, not faith dependent. ๐Ÿ”ต Oscar Kilo ๐ŸŒ oscarkilo.org.uk National Police Wellbeing Service and wellbeing resources. ๐Ÿ”ต PFOA ๐ŸŒ pfoa.co.uk Support for police officers, staff and families, including counselling. ๐Ÿ”ต Injury On Duty Pensioners Association (IODPA) ๐ŸŒ iodpa.org Support for officers medically retired or injured on duty. ๐Ÿ”ต NARPO ๐ŸŒ narpo.org Support for retired officers and partners including welfare and pensions.
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Teddy Kelt committed a string of brazen and violent robberies across the railway network. Heโ€™s just been sentenced to ten years in prison following our investigation. Listen to the detective in charge of the case as he tells you how we solved it. ๐Ÿง
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โฑ๏ธ ๐—˜๐—ถ๐—ด๐—ต๐˜ ๐— ๐—ถ๐—ป๐˜‚๐˜๐—ฒ๐˜€ ๐˜๐—ผ ๐—ฅ๐—ฒ๐—ด๐—ฎ๐—ถ๐—ป ๐—–๐—ผ๐—ป๐˜๐—ฟ๐—ผ๐—น ๐—˜๐—ถ๐—ด๐—ต๐˜ ๐—บ๐—ถ๐—ป๐˜‚๐˜๐—ฒ๐˜€ from the first panicked 999 call to the moment armed officers boarded the train and detained two suspects. ๐—˜๐—ถ๐—ด๐—ต๐˜ ๐—บ๐—ถ๐—ป๐˜‚๐˜๐—ฒ๐˜€ for the BT Operator, Police Call Handler, Control Room Inspector, and Radio Dispatcher to turn chaos into clarity and send help racing towards danger. ๐—˜๐—ถ๐—ด๐—ต๐˜ ๐—บ๐—ถ๐—ป๐˜‚๐˜๐—ฒ๐˜€ to activate well-rehearsed plans with Ambulance, Fire, and partner agencies working tirelessly behind the scenes. ๐—˜๐—ถ๐—ด๐—ต๐˜ ๐—บ๐—ถ๐—ป๐˜‚๐˜๐—ฒ๐˜€ to brief Firearms Officers on what they were running into and what they might have to face. ๐—˜๐—ถ๐—ด๐—ต๐˜ ๐—บ๐—ถ๐—ป๐˜‚๐˜๐—ฒ๐˜€ for @CambsCops and the @BTP Huntingdon coordinate a seamless response. ๐—˜๐—ถ๐—ด๐—ต๐˜ ๐—บ๐—ถ๐—ป๐˜‚๐˜๐—ฒ๐˜€ for a train driver to contact Network Rail and divert the service onto a slower line so it could stop safely at a station. ๐—˜๐—ถ๐—ด๐—ต๐˜ ๐—บ๐—ถ๐—ป๐˜‚๐˜๐—ฒ๐˜€ for ordinary passengers to do extraordinary things, standing up to the attackers and likely preventing even greater harm. Time is precious. Sometimes itโ€™s incredible what can be achieved in the shortest amount of it. Stay safe out there and look out for each other ๐Ÿ’™
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UK Cop Humour
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๐—จ๐—ž ๐—–๐—ผ๐—ฝ ๐—›๐˜‚๐—บ๐—ผ๐˜‚๐—ฟ ๐—ถ๐˜€ ๐—ฝ๐—ฟ๐—ผ๐˜‚๐—ฑ ๐˜๐—ผ ๐—ฝ๐—ฎ๐—ฟ๐˜๐—ป๐—ฒ๐—ฟ ๐˜„๐—ถ๐˜๐—ต ๐—•๐—น๐˜‚๐—ฒ ๐—Ÿ๐—ถ๐—ด๐—ต๐˜ ๐— ๐—ผ๐—ฟ๐˜๐—ด๐—ฎ๐—ด๐—ฒ๐˜€ ๐Ÿ  If you work in the emergency services, youโ€™ll know that getting a mortgage can sometimes feel like another full-time job. Shift work, overtime, allowances and unpredictable hours can all make things harder than they need to be. Thatโ€™s why weโ€™ve teamed up with ๐—•๐—น๐˜‚๐—ฒ ๐—Ÿ๐—ถ๐—ด๐—ต๐˜ ๐— ๐—ผ๐—ฟ๐˜๐—ด๐—ฎ๐—ด๐—ฒ๐˜€, a service run by a ๐—ณ๐—ผ๐—ฟ๐—บ๐—ฒ๐—ฟ ๐—ฝ๐—ผ๐—น๐—ถ๐—ฐ๐—ฒ ๐—ผ๐—ณ๐—ณ๐—ถ๐—ฐ๐—ฒ๐—ฟ who knows exactly what the job involves. His team specialise in helping serving and retired ๐—ฝ๐—ผ๐—น๐—ถ๐—ฐ๐—ฒ, ๐—ณ๐—ถ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ, ๐—ฎ๐—บ๐—ฏ๐˜‚๐—น๐—ฎ๐—ป๐—ฐ๐—ฒ, ๐—ก๐—›๐—ฆ ๐—ฎ๐—ป๐—ฑ ๐—บ๐—ถ๐—น๐—ถ๐˜๐—ฎ๐—ฟ๐˜† ๐—ฝ๐—ฒ๐—ฟ๐˜€๐—ผ๐—ป๐—ป๐—ฒ๐—น secure the right mortgage, with: โœ… ๐—™๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐—ฒ, ๐—ป๐—ผ-๐—ผ๐—ฏ๐—น๐—ถ๐—ด๐—ฎ๐˜๐—ถ๐—ผ๐—ป ๐—บ๐—ผ๐—ฟ๐˜๐—ด๐—ฎ๐—ด๐—ฒ ๐—ฎ๐—ฑ๐˜ƒ๐—ถ๐—ฐ๐—ฒ โœ… ๐—ก๐—ผ ๐—ฎ๐—ฟ๐—ฟ๐—ฎ๐—ป๐—ด๐—ฒ๐—บ๐—ฒ๐—ป๐˜ ๐—ณ๐—ฒ๐—ฒ๐˜€ for qualifying clients โœ… ๐—™๐—น๐—ฒ๐˜…๐—ถ๐—ฏ๐—น๐—ฒ ๐—ฎ๐—ฝ๐—ฝ๐—ผ๐—ถ๐—ป๐˜๐—บ๐—ฒ๐—ป๐˜๐˜€ to suit shift patterns โœ… ๐—ช๐—ต๐—ผ๐—น๐—ฒ-๐—ผ๐—ณ-๐—บ๐—ฎ๐—ฟ๐—ธ๐—ฒ๐˜ ๐—ฎ๐—ฐ๐—ฐ๐—ฒ๐˜€๐˜€ for the best possible fit Whether youโ€™re buying your first home, moving house, or remortgaging, ๐—•๐—น๐˜‚๐—ฒ ๐—Ÿ๐—ถ๐—ด๐—ต๐˜ ๐— ๐—ผ๐—ฟ๐˜๐—ด๐—ฎ๐—ด๐—ฒ๐˜€ can guide you through the process from start to finish. ๐Ÿ‘‰ ๐—–๐—น๐—ถ๐—ฐ๐—ธ ๐—ต๐—ฒ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ ๐˜๐—ผ ๐—ณ๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ฑ ๐—ผ๐˜‚๐˜ ๐—บ๐—ผ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ ๐—ฎ๐—ป๐—ฑ ๐—ฏ๐—ผ๐—ผ๐—ธ ๐˜†๐—ผ๐˜‚๐—ฟ ๐—ณ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐—ฒ ๐—ฐ๐—ผ๐—ป๐˜€๐˜‚๐—น๐˜๐—ฎ๐˜๐—ถ๐—ผ๐—ป: bluelightmortgages.co.uk/uk-cop-humour โ€” ๐—•๐—น๐˜‚๐—ฒ ๐—Ÿ๐—ถ๐—ด๐—ต๐˜ ๐— ๐—ผ๐—ฟ๐˜๐—ด๐—ฎ๐—ด๐—ฒ๐˜€ is a trading style of ๐—”๐—บ๐—ฏ๐—ฒ๐—ฟ ๐—ฆ๐—ต๐—ถ๐—ฒ๐—น๐—ฑ ๐—™๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ฎ๐—ป๐—ฐ๐—ฒ ๐—Ÿ๐˜๐—ฑ, authorised and regulated by the ๐—™๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ฎ๐—ป๐—ฐ๐—ถ๐—ฎ๐—น ๐—–๐—ผ๐—ป๐—ฑ๐˜‚๐—ฐ๐˜ ๐—”๐˜‚๐˜๐—ต๐—ผ๐—ฟ๐—ถ๐˜๐˜†. Your home may be repossessed if you do not keep up repayments on your mortgage. #ad
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@maurice_1960 @JJSharpers In what sense? Police can't just ask to look at your phone randomly to see if you're behaving, so not sure how that applies to our point at all?
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"OH BOLLARDS!" (It's okay, no-one noticed!) ๐Ÿ‘€
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๐—ช๐—ต๐—ฒ๐—ป ๐—ง๐—ฒ๐—ฟ๐—ฟ๐—ผ๐—ฟ ๐—ฆ๐˜๐—ฟ๐—ถ๐—ธ๐—ฒ๐˜€, ๐— ๐—ฎ๐—ป๐—ฐ๐—ต๐—ฒ๐˜€๐˜๐—ฒ๐—ฟ ๐—ฆ๐˜๐—ฎ๐—ป๐—ฑ๐˜€ ๐—ง๐—ฎ๐—น๐—น Last nightโ€™s Panorama put the spotlight on policing in the capital for the wrong reasons. By mid-morning today, that spotlight shifted to Greater Manchester Police, where officers were called to face the very worst of humanity. At 9:31, reports came in of an attack at the Heaton Park Hebrew Congregation in Crumpsall. Within minutes, GMP firearms officers had responded, and by 9:38 the terrorist had been neutralised. Tragically, ๐˜๐˜„๐—ผ ๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ป๐—ผ๐—ฐ๐—ฒ๐—ป๐˜ ๐˜„๐—ผ๐—ฟ๐˜€๐—ต๐—ถ๐—ฝ๐—ฝ๐—ฒ๐—ฟ๐˜€ ๐˜„๐—ฒ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ ๐—ธ๐—ถ๐—น๐—น๐—ฒ๐—ฑ and several more injured. The attacker was also shot dead by police. Our thoughts are with the victims, their families, and all those caught up in this devastating attack. ๐—ฆ๐˜†๐—ป๐—ฎ๐—ด๐—ผ๐—ด๐˜‚๐—ฒ ๐˜€๐—ฒ๐—ฐ๐˜‚๐—ฟ๐—ถ๐˜๐˜† ๐—ฎ๐—ป๐—ฑ ๐—บ๐—ฒ๐—บ๐—ฏ๐—ฒ๐—ฟ๐˜€ ๐—ผ๐—ณ ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ ๐—ฝ๐˜‚๐—ฏ๐—น๐—ถ๐—ฐ helped prevent the attacker from forcing his way inside. Their bravery, together with the officers who went forward when others would have run, stopped this from becoming far worse. Manchester has faced atrocities before. The threat of terrorism is not fading. But once again the people of Manchester came together, stood shoulder to shoulder, and sent a message. ๐—ช๐—ฒ ๐˜„๐—ถ๐—น๐—น ๐—ป๐—ผ๐˜ ๐—ฏ๐—ผ๐˜„ ๐˜๐—ผ ๐—ณ๐—ฒ๐—ฎ๐—ฟ. ๐—ช๐—ฒ ๐˜„๐—ถ๐—น๐—น ๐—ป๐—ผ๐˜ ๐—ฎ๐—น๐—น๐—ผ๐˜„ ๐—ต๐—ฎ๐˜๐—ฒ ๐˜๐—ผ ๐—ฐ๐—ต๐—ฎ๐—ป๐—ด๐—ฒ ๐˜„๐—ต๐—ผ ๐˜„๐—ฒ ๐—ฎ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ. Whatever your politics, beliefs, or religion, they can differ - but we can still respect, support, & love one another. Strength comes through unity. Those who criticise policing or call to dismantle it will never be the ones running into scenes like this. They run away. The officers who attended are not superhuman. They feel, they remember, they fear. What sets them apart is choice. They step forward, act, and protect others, despite knowing some will criticise, whatever the outcome. This was an attack on Jewish worshippers, on Manchester, and on every community that values peace and decency. Do not let it divide us. Let it strengthen our resolve to stand together and build stronger bonds across communities. ๐— ๐—ฎ๐—ป๐—ฐ๐—ต๐—ฒ๐˜€๐˜๐—ฒ๐—ฟ ๐˜„๐—ถ๐—น๐—น ๐—ฝ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐˜ƒ๐—ฎ๐—ถ๐—น. Policing will be there to keep you safe as you do. Stay safe out there and look out for each other ๐Ÿ’™ @gmpolice @GMPCityCentre @GMPFederation @JewishNewsUK @JLC_uk
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@UKCopHumour @metpoliceuk @BBCPanorama The tv schedules are full of โ€œfly on the wallโ€ programs showing exactly the positive you describe - but only the positive - of police work. Donโ€™t cry when some balance is put out. You say showing this makes the policeโ€™s job harder. Are you arguing it shouldโ€™ve been buried?
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๐—ฃ๐—ฎ๐—ป๐—ผ๐—ฟ๐—ฎ๐—บ๐—ฎ, ๐—ฃ๐—ผ๐—น๐—ถ๐—ฐ๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ด ๐—ฎ๐—ป๐—ฑ ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ ๐—ฅ๐—ฒ๐—ฎ๐—น๐—ถ๐˜๐˜† ๐—•๐—ฒ๐—ต๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ฑ ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ ๐—จ๐—ป๐—ถ๐—ณ๐—ผ๐—ฟ๐—บ Panorama spent seven months undercover in the Met. We've cut all of that down to 59 seconds: the journalist admitting he saw countless police officers doing an excellent job in the toughest of circumstances. Because thatโ€™s the reality. Policing is about extraordinary individuals doing incredible work in impossible situations. The police are the public and the public are the police. Theyโ€™re not higher beings. Theyโ€™re people from every walk of life who put in an application for a job. Yes, itโ€™s a job with huge responsibility, but itโ€™s still drawn from the same pool of society as every other workforce. And that means youโ€™ll see the good, the bad, and the ugly reflected within it. The best vetting in the world wonโ€™t tell you what someone might say when theyโ€™re in a pub with a journalist asking leading questions. Not that that excuses behaviour shown in the programme for one second. What was said was shameful and beneath the standards of any decent human being, let alone a police officer. But every time something like that is aired, it makes the job so much harder for everyone else who still has to walk out the door and put on the uniform the next day. And of course, what youโ€™ll never see is a journalist spending seven months undercover just to show you the good. You wonโ€™t see them filming officers comforting victims of domestic violence, or taking a neglected child to McDonaldโ€™s because they havenโ€™t eaten in days, or holding the hand of someone dying in a road traffic collision, or knocking on a door at 3am to tell a wife and children that daddy isnโ€™t coming home. You wonโ€™t see them filming a van full of officers, young and old, big and small, driving at midnight into the middle of a pub fight, knowing full well they could be hurt but going anyway so that others donโ€™t. Thatโ€™s the reality of policing. And itโ€™s worth remembering, whatever the headlines, that the vast majority are out there trying to do good in a world that doesnโ€™t often want to see it. ๐—ฆ๐˜๐—ฎ๐˜† ๐˜€๐—ฎ๐—ณ๐—ฒ ๐—ผ๐˜‚๐˜ ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ ๐—ฎ๐—ป๐—ฑ ๐—น๐—ผ๐—ผ๐—ธ ๐—ผ๐˜‚๐˜ ๐—ณ๐—ผ๐—ฟ ๐—ฒ๐—ฎ๐—ฐ๐—ต ๐—ผ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ๐—ฟ. [๐ŸŽฅ Credit: BBC]
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๐Ÿš” Weโ€™ve been asked to share this appeal for Will, a young father, husband and serving officer who is bravely fighting Stage 4 cancer. His family are fundraising for treatment not available on the NHS. Please support if you can - every single penny counts: ๐Ÿ‘‰ gofundme.com/f/tuxs-treatmeโ€ฆ #ThinBlueLine ๐Ÿ’™
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Norman Brennan
Norman Brennan@NormanBrennanยท
BREAKING NEWS; In todayโ€™s Mail I accuse Police Hierarchy (not front line) our Courts & Politicians for allowing our streets to become Lawless; Knife Crime Epidemic & all but โ€˜Decriminalisedโ€™ Shoplifting๐Ÿ‘‡Tackle a Shoplifter can be Costly & not just Financially; YOUR THOUGHTS?๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ
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