Devvidoo

How can you mute a certain category when tweets never actually mention the words we use to describe said category? For example, hygiene Olympics. How can I manage to never see a fake ass engagement baiting hygiene Olympic tweet again?

These are the same adults that sneer Disney movies are for children when parents express displeasure with the content.

Looking for my corner of the internet that thinks this argument is stupid and narrow minded because you listen to and read the same book depending on how busy you are at the moment.

@jessysm1th @lovedropx My mom was a victim, my siblings and I were placed in foster care. Separated from our little brother also. I used to think all families were violent until I was about 11 or so.

@lovedropx yes but the people reposting have never known a single person who's ever been hit by a man nor personally been victims of it might as well walk up to a random black person & let them know you'd feel safer in a nest of vipers than being around a people so prone to violence

@OrevaZSN 😬 I still use a ringtone I paid for and keep my phone on loud to hear it. Chum Drum Bedrum by Vitas 😂

You all are very young, but there was a time when we used to spend money buying ringtones, and now I’ve had my phone on silent for like five years.

@MadelaineLucyH Yeah.. the men who do date teenagers often treat them like shit when they behave like teenagers. Puzzling behavior

I know a 16 year old girl. She’s tall, she could easily pass for being 25-30 in the right outfit. And she’s A KID. She cries because she has to lay the table for dinner. She screams at her dad for not letting her buy more make up. She gets unbelievably upset about what Chloe said in Spanish. She storms off when her sibling gets a bubble tea and she doesn’t. I cannot IMAGINE dating a teenager. It’s just so, so gross. However old she “looks”, that’s a kid.

@kibawooo The neat thing is most parents DO try. The screaming is annoying to you, it’s damaging for me. That’s my offspring, I’m hardwired to call to those screams of distress. My cortisol levels haven’t recovered since 2018.

Parents, would you please teach your kids not to let out blood curdling screams multiple times unless they're getting kidnapped or having an emergency? I was about to come outside blasting

@alt1na1 My daughters are 3 and 5 and I still grip them tight going down the stairs. Intrusive thoughts of dropping them over the bannister still haunt me. 😑

lmao @ all the confused men assuming this is a video of an evil lady who wants 2 hurt her child not a terrified mother obsessed with keeping her baby alive w/ such a crazed desire 2 protect her child that she’s driving herself crazy constantly visualizing threats & thinking through scenarios in obsessive mental loops

Been on a cardigan bender this year. Quite pleased with my work 🥰

@latterdaylaura I politely disagree. I don’t want my 3 sons growing up thinking a woman’s place is to endlessly serve, and that mothers aren’t humans with wants and needs. We believe in an old school principle of “respecting adults”

My super strong parenting opinion is that while the kids are awake, you come last. No spending all of Saturday golfing. That’s family time. 6 am tee time only, maybe. Wanna go to the gym? Go after the kids go to bed, or wake up at 5. In a few short years, they’ll be out of the house and you’ll have all the time in the world for your own stuff. It’s okay to come last for a while.

@SydneyLWatson Kourtney Kardashian is so bad with the word “like” Hulu network even made a compilation of her saying it and aired it lol

I hardly watch reality shows because I find everyone on them insufferable. But the rare times I do put one on, it becomes virtually unwatchable within the first 30 minutes based on how often EVERYONE SAYS THE WORD "LIKE." Genuinely the most annoying shit ever is listening to a person limp through a sentence where every second word is "like" because they fundamentally lack the ability to speak coherently. SEND HELP.

@ReviewsPossum We’ve also declined in terms of being a child friendly public and some of have.. like.. a lot of kids. lol

Why get in your car and drive down to the store whenever you feel like it when you can wait for the bus and go on someone else's schedule? Why pack a week's worth of groceries into your trunk when you can carry a bunch of bags while sitting on a piss-covered subway seat and avoiding eye contact with the crazy guy who's yelling threats at everyone?

@CaliRN619 @ogafroman “Blue no matter who” is a leftist slogan babe, no right winger has ever said that.

The difference between Republicans, Democrats, and MAGA based on reactions to @ogafroman Republicans: If Afroman didn’t flaunt his drug use they wouldn’t have raided his house. Back the blue no matter who. Democrats: F*ck the police. They’re all dirty and if you support them you’re a boot licker fascist. MAGA: Screw criminals no matter who they are, but especially screw taxpayer funded criminals. FAFO 🤣😂.

@AOC I’m really envious of democrats sometimes that they can say something reasonable and people across the aisle from them will simply just agree with them. Not defend hideous, society killing shit just to ensure we disagree on everything—just agree and make a meme about it.

This is sad. I know as a politician these companies are going to spend a billion dollars against me for saying it but 🤷🏽‍♀️ Pervasive gambling is not good for society. It turns life into a casino, traps people in addiction & debt, surges domestic violence, and fosters manipulation.

@DefiantLs “I don’t get the Chuck Norris hype. I bet I could take him in a fight. If he were really that badass he’d come over here and smash my face into the keybAORJAOCPWNAOCENAPAN” Back in the days of desktops, ya know.

Comment your favorite Chuck Norris joke. 🕊️

@heavensbvnny @elonmusk this is what’s making Twitter unenjoyable.

Does anyone else have a couch blanket? Like a blanket that stays on your couch that you use when relaxing or is it just me?

@ItsChickGinger @Kthomas92215 @FLShockDoc @ImpossiblyPink @GovEvers @yoalexrapz Insurance, the insurance covers the health care idiot. Insurance gets money from people paying into it every month. Who gives a shit if it uses tax payer dollars I’d rather fund US Mothers than foreign wars.

@devvidoo @Kthomas92215 @FLShockDoc @ImpossiblyPink @GovEvers @yoalexrapz Don't pretend like it's not all related. Where is the money coming from to pay for this, that's my main concern. And if employers know they have all this extra stuff they have to cover, it will make them less likely to hire women who might get pregnant.

BREAKING: I just signed the bill to extend postpartum coverage for Wisconsin moms from a lousy 60 days to one full year after giving birth. I promised I'd never stop fighting to make sure moms and babies had the postpartum care they need, and today, I delivered on that promise.

@nosoup4knowles When my stepdad died I left without any clothing and shopped for a funeral dress. Shit happens. I think most of us normies need to admit the President and VP won’t be present in our husbands deaths so we’re not going to do the same things as Erika Kirk.

Omigoshhhhhhh I just now saw this. They're really shaming Erika for buying comfortable clothes to wear at home after her husband died????

@Lil69917Lillie @cturnbull1968 Bro if you have the Real ID and are registered to vote you don’t have to do anything. Literally nothing. Just show up with your Id and vote. You guys are the reason men say we shouldn’t vote and I really hate you for that.

But what kind of ID, Katie dearest - many of us have the "Real Id" stamped on our driver's license - and yet we are supposed to get a passport if our license does not match our birth certificate and our current status if we divorced or got remarried - This will disenfranchise 21 million people. That is the real goal. Many will be elderly or hourly workers who cannot afford $250 in photos and fees for a passport.

If every American voter, without a passport, decided to get a passport, as their primary form of ID, it would take 5 years to fill the requests. But Republicans want this to be in effect before the midterms. They know this, of course, so it’s obvious voter suppression.

@AyieMudley @Moonlight_myths Dead ass 2 of my aunts told my sister she wasn’t my dads.. because she has my moms eye and hair color instead of my dads. Ruined her. DNA confirmed she’s my dad’s.😑

@Moonlight_myths It’s crazy how toxic comments from coworkers and cousins can ruin a decade-long foundation. People need to learn to keep their opinions about children's looks to themselves. This is exactly how families get destroyed for no reason. 🙄

My husband decided to get a secret DNA test to see if our youngest daughter was actually his. He didn't ask me anything, never even hinted that he had doubts, and didn't give me a chance to explain anything. He just went ahead and did it on his own, then came to tell me about it later like everything could just be fixed with a quick conversation. We've been married for twelve years. We have two kids: our oldest is a ten-year-old boy and our youngest is an eight-year-old girl. All these years, I always thought our life was pretty stable. That's why this all feels even more absurd to me. According to him, the idea started getting into his head a few months ago. It all started with comments other people made about our daughter's looks. A coworker of his told him one day that the girl didn't look much like him. Then, at a Sunday dinner, a cousin of his made a similar comment. Things