Jeff Pwalyev

@Sir_Dozzy @NASA @nikitabier look at all the top comments on my feed under a tweet. It’s all stupid fucking morons from the third world getting ratiod. I have to scroll 20 tweets to get to quality tweets. Please make this shit stop

@NASA I don’t understand this pictures I can still see the moon up there,,, so the gray planet I’m seeing too is what?

Hello, Moon. It’s great to be back. Here’s a taste of what the Artemis II astronauts photographed during their flight around the Moon. Check out more photos from the mission: nasa.gov/artemis-ii-mul…

@agnostik_rez @aaronp613 Not even a blue check, just stupid for the love of the game

@aaronp613 He can find that from internet and copy paste?

Well this is a new one! A user claims that updating to iOS 26.4 changed their keyboard and now they can’t enter their passcode

@NoahGarfinkel What the fuck is even that

The most common question I have when watching old movies is, “Was this meant to be peculiar or was this somehow a life experience that people were broadly familiar with at the time?”

@jsfry007 @JP0000004 @BrianSozzi That was clearly not a compliment, but it’s ok you have dementia on account of being 90

@JP0000004 @nobuttestuff @BrianSozzi I’ll take that as a compliment coming from you. Have a great day.

JP Morgan out with a sell rating on Tesla -- looking for the stock to plunge 60%. Why: "With expectations for Tesla performance having collapsed for all financial and performance metrics across all time periods through the end of the decade, the +50% rise in $TSLA shares and +32% increase in analyst price targets as this collapse has taken place implies an expectation for a sharp pivot to materially better than earlier expected performance in the time beyond this decade — we advise investors cautiously approach this expectation within the context of both execution risk and the time value of money. Investors should in our view be mindful when assessing the implied inflection higher in Tesla performance starting sometime beyond this decade (when results are presumably expected to begin tracking materially stronger than earlier expected, in contrast to materially weaker than earlier expected)."

@rubensbeef @MarkJCarney why do you type like that

If that's 200,000 per home , let's say we build 100 homes, thstd 20 milion in lost taxes , who pays for that ...more debt , more taxes down the road.... that's all governments do is giveaway money, add to deficit...We need responsible goverments....No government should have more than 4 years in power, unless they do what the majorty want ...fire them every 4 years

Le premier ministre Ford et moi avons noué un nouveau partenariat visant à rendre les logements plus abordables, grâce à une réduction pouvant atteindre 200 000 $ sur les taxes et les frais liés à l’achat d’un logement en Ontario.

@jsfry007 @BrianSozzi “Gen X” in bio. You’re fucking 90

@BrianSozzi There are products Tesla is making that haven’t hit the street yet. Robotaxi and Optimus are going to be huge - but we don’t know how huge yet. It will be like 2 iPhone moments.

Sorry the name of your account is what?

@CashflowAcct Multiple em dashes, “that’s not x, that’s y” sybau

VOO and chill" sounds smart… until you realize it’s financial mediocrity sold as genius. You proudly stack the S&P 500 for decades, patting yourself on the back like you cracked the code of wealth. Then retirement hits and the illusion shatters. You flip from accumulation to liquidation mode — selling 4% of your portfolio every single year just to cover bills and survive. Healthcare costs spike. Inflation quietly steals purchasing power. You live into your 90s. Suddenly decades of compounding get devoured. Your kids don’t inherit the Wonka Factory. They get the empty wrappers. That’s not generational wealth. That’s negative sum liquidation disguised as a smart strategy. Most families end up leaving scraps — or nothing at all. The average “smart” indexer isn’t building legacy. They’re running a self-destructing portfolio that dies with them. Real wealth requires a different approach: build a true cash flow plan for retirement. Create cashflowing assets that keep paying long after you’re gone. Stop pretending VOO and chilling with the 4% rule is sophisticated. VOO and chill if you want a quiet, comfortable retirement for yourself. But if you’re serious about generational wealth, stop choosing to liquidate the future. Have a plan to turn years of compounding into sustainable cashflow. Build something your bloodline actually inherits.

@Kushagrat15 @bearlyai India

78 products called 'Copilot' across 7 categories isn't naming confusion — it's a distribution hack. Microsoft's enterprise playbook: embed AI into every SKU, bill it as a 'feature upgrade,' and let IT procurement bundle it into existing contracts. Result: ~60% of Fortune 500 companies are now paying for at least one Copilot product, most through license renewals they barely noticed. At $30/user/month across 400M Office 365 seats, even 15% Copilot attach rate = $21.6B ARR. The 'Copilot inside Copilots' absurdity isn't a branding failure — it's the same playbook that made Internet Explorer 95% market share. Satella just replaced 'bundled with Windows' with 'bundled with everything.'

Tey Bannerman counted up all the products and tools that Microsoft has named “Copilot”. Found 78 of them: “there are now Copilots inside Copilots, Copilots for other Copilots, and a physical Copilot key on your keyboard for summoning them.”

@ToastyVegemite @EL808HK @CatholicSat Wrath too

Luis José Cardinal Rueda Aparicio, Archbishop of Bogatá, Colombia, washed the feet of transgender sex-workers on Holy Thursday.

@ToastyVegemite @EL808HK @CatholicSat Pride

@taysbrinaa @PopCrave @inmybedboutit @firstwefeast

@PopCrave @inmybedboutit @firstwefeast if it’s not them we don’t want it!

Hot Ones is teasing their “biggest” episode yet. Who do you think it is?

@OldButStillYou1 @Brand You retweet anti vax and right wing propaganda, the reason people make fake accounts is because your psychetype (old ass boomers with shit for brains) are the easiest to swindle.

The world has gone utterly and completely mad. I'm glad I was born in 1950, because I got to grow up in a society that was grounded in truth to some extent. Children and teens and young adults today don't have much of a chance at any semblance of a "normal" life as somebody my age would define "normal."

BREAKING 🚨: This is extremely illegal. This is Matthew Gallagher, who created 800+ Facebook accounts posing as fake doctors to advertise on Facebook, and went on to build a GLP-1 telehealth company with just $20,000, AI, and only one full-time teammate, his brother. The New York Times fabricated their AI startup story. It generated 401M USD in 2025 and could reach 1.8B USD in 2026. Medvi received FDA Warning Letter #721455 in February 2026 for misbranding violations. Its clinician network, OpenLoop, suffered a data breach in January 2026 that exposed 1.6 million patient records. Futurism reported that they used AI-generated deepfake before-and-after photos in their marketing. A class action lawsuit was filed in Delaware in November 2025. They are also running 800+ fake doctor accounts on Facebook to sell compounded GLP-1s.

@tizzycute01 @allenanalysis Nigeria

@allenanalysis He gotta be fine... he's got a lot of his mess to clean up.

The White House issued a lid at 11 AM today. Trump will make no public appearances. No Mar-a-Lago. No golf. No press. Rumors spread that he was at Walter Reed. Freelance journalist Andrew Leyden drove there at 1:50 PM and posted photos. No Marine One. No motorcade. Roads open. Trump is not at Walter Reed. So where is he?

@the_null_signal @allenanalysis Nigeria

@CameronVos5 @KyleYounkin2 @hutchinson I’ve read this 3 times and still don’t know what it means, you fucking burger

@KyleYounkin2 @hutchinson Then why aren't the Democrats more popular with their authoritarian stance on thinking the exact same way as everyone in the party or you are a Nazi?

Seriously what the fuck happened with Gen X why are they so Trumpy??

@miaaowing I’ve been using the M1 air for years, still haven’t learned how, read the whole thread, even more confused as to how to actually do it

how the fuck do you mac nerds live without a dedicated delete key im losing my mind here

@MenthorQpro @patientinvestor Did all mid tier fintwit accounts get the same memo to post this chart at the same time

Howard Marks: "When you buy the S&P 500 at a 23x P/E, your 10-yr annualized return has always fallen between +2% and –2%, IN EVERY CASE, EVERY CASE!" HT @patientinvestor

@NUFCKai @HaraldNordgren @TTomTToro Savings are dogshit, investing long term pays 6-7% after inflation. You’re an idiot

@HaraldNordgren @TTomTToro One exception doesn't change the rule. I have this example and countless others to show how past generations have it wayyyy easier than our current when it comes to homes jobs and savings

@highonlifedeal2 @BrettSlagh @TTomTToro Ok this is likely a plot of the S&P500 which rotates successful companies in and out

@BrettSlagh @TTomTToro if you believe it's that simple i got some 99's xerox stock to sell you