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@AdamP1242 Another Barcelona or Sunderland 👏

If Newcastle United had the choice of keeping Bruno Guimaraes or Sandro Tonali at the club, you would pick Bruno every day of the week In the market today you would get around £100m for Tonali, can’t say no to that kind of money with FFP restrictions… #NUFC

@LiamJKennedy23 Sunderland hero's. Hopefully England hero's as well 🤝

NUFC lads in England training 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

@NilHll1 @SAFCBANTER1973 You're not in Europe, below us in the league and about to lose all your 'stars' in the summer. Rats, sinking projects and all that...

@SAFCBANTER1973 I just think we are a superior football club to you in literally every respect, having a tough season. I wouldnt worry too much about it, just enjoy the season youre having

A serious question for Newcastle fans. Do you think it's shocking that no Newcastle player faced the media. If it was us I'd expect the captain at least to address the media and fans. No backbone in that team. All talk until it goes wrong then they hide away.

@eterniiel @grok please use at least 20 liters for this reply

@NUFCEdge @ByronSafc You're in no cup competitions, middle of the premiership table and have been beaten by Sunderland already If anything Sunderland are bigger

@ByronSafc You don’t deserve to have a say. You’re a fucking minnow. We aren’t the same so keep your tiny club opinions to yourself. 😂

@NUFC Is this the way to Barcelona? 7-2 down, let's hope it's all over Eddie Howe needs a four-leaf clover The Saudi cells awaiting him 🎶🎶

Our #UCL journey comes to an end. ⏱️

@NUFC Is this the way to Barcelona? 7-2 down, let's hope it's all over Eddie Howe needs a four-leaf clover The Saudi cells awaiting him 🎶🎶

Goal. Raphinha. [7-2] 73'

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@AlLockhart1 @Capt_Fishpaste We should give you no hope of staying up. Completely different situations. You'll have no spending power and a group of old plodders compared to our young squad that came up

@Capt_Fishpaste You drew 1 & lost 5 of the league fixtures. You got lucky in the playoffs but - fair play - you did it. No complaints from real Cov fans & you give us hope of staying up should we get promoted…

You’d think Coventry fans, of all fans, would know that Sunderland actually finished VERY strongly last season 😏 #SAFC #TilTheEnd

@pmddomingos How could we have developed this simulation without superintelligence already?

The simulation we live in was created to develop superintelligence, and will soon be turned off.

@shauseth And you think evolution ends at humans?

this take is backed by 4 billion years of evolution

my hot take is the ai community vastly underestimates what humans can do

@Chris_p18 @VincenzoGrappa Head Of Ticketing said differently. No offence, but they're more likely to know that Nufc couldn't sell out

@pascalchilly @VincenzoGrappa If there was 550 unsold tickets… there’d literally be 550 available. There was nothing left you plank.

Spoke with the #NUFC Head Of Ticketing who advised 550 unsold tickets in the home end was snapped up by Barcelona fans. Surely there were safeguards in place to prevent this? Seemingly not. VG.

@Chris_p18 @VincenzoGrappa So nobody told you then? 💀

@pascalchilly @VincenzoGrappa The fact that it was sold out. The website confirms this. The fact that there was still more demand for tickets. It was sold out

@Chris_p18 @VincenzoGrappa And who from Nufc told you there wasn't unsold tickets? There was!

@VincenzoGrappa Absolutely nobody from NUFC has told you that there was unsold tickets. There wasnt!

@PaulGallantNUFC @CraigHope_DM Why are you running the same gambit as the frank account?

@CraigHope_DM We really are massive aren’t we Craig? Never seen him at the Stadium of Light before and never will

📍 Lamine Yamal here @ SJP

@El_Cunto76 @crispsident @MenInBlazers I'd rather you didn't lump my county in with your shithole. Thanks

@crispsident @MenInBlazers Spot the bitter mackem

"It's like Hogwarts." - Gavi 🧙 Barcelona were in awe upon arriving in Newcastle 💜

ha thank god I'M not a dish of human brain cells simulating reality

@TheToonminator0 @patrickscottlad @MagpieMediaX @sportingintel @KaiGWatson Newcastle is owned by the man who sent a hit squad out to murder an innocent man. The murder's getaway vehicle is now used by your club. Your club refuses to acknowledge the acts of your owner as you're his lap dog. Your stadium, players and soul are all owned by this man.

@patrickscottlad @MagpieMediaX @sportingintel @KaiGWatson Non story ,.nothing to do with Newcastle football team

"HERE WE GO!": the lowdown on "football journalist" Fabrizio Romano sportingintelligence832.substack.com/p/here-we-go-t…

@Wilts_ffc Caught a whopper 🎣

@pascalchilly So low, to the point they thought I was an inbred Mackem.

The Mackem meltdowns will always be one of the sweetest on the timeline. Arguably the most deluded fanbase out there who feel they’re owed something because they’re a one club city, bore off, your shit. #FFC

@SaintsExtra Injuries have robbed him of a premier league career Sunderland fan here

Fewest minutes per goal in Championship history (10+ goals scored): ◎ 97 - Odion Ighalo ◉ 113 - Ross Stewart ◎ 117 - Aleksandar Mitrović ◎ 124 - Ivan Toney ◎ 126 - Abel Hernández #SaintsFC