Ranty Gobshite

@gossmakeupartis Lilly

As promised. Behold Ralph! I wouldn't be upset if you flooded my timeline with your own cat photos. Just sayin'... #cats #catlovers

@BritishGasHelp @BritishGas Having fun times with my friend who has just moved house to find she has a prepayment meter. Can she get hold of BG to register her account? No. Can she get hold of anyone at all, on any platform to help her? Also no. Even the chatbot left the chat.

@MoneySavingExp A group of us go on holiday every year and rent a cottage. Some of us are single, some are not. We split the cost between however many of us there are. The single persons tax is bad enough as it is, without your mates taking the mick as well

Would you kick up a fuss, or just let it go? Let us know 👇

@bhx_official How about people whose cars have effectively been stolen by the company, as they can't be found? The police claim it is a civil matter and won't help. @WMPolice

#BHX has been informed by the off-site meet and greet parking provider, Blue Circle, that the company has suspended operations. Blue Circle is in the process of contacting its customers who have a future booking to cancel and refund. For customers impacted, and who still require parking, Birmingham Airport on-site official parking can be booked here: birminghamairport.co.uk/airport-parkin…

@grittertweets Glad to hear it, the Clapham bypass was a horror this morning

Very cold night tonight. Gritting Priority 1 routes at 14.00hrs and 04.00hrs tomorrow.

Keep The Bear as The Bear - Sign the Petition! chng.it/YfLYb4z5 via @UKChange

@LidlGB please sell these in the UK. And the chocolate ones. Thanks

@thegoodgodabove Religion. Specifically ones that have their followers use racism, sexism, homophobia and control as excuses for being shitty people.

Is #CivilServiceLive any good? I can't get in, either on work or home devices... Grr

@petermonn Hi, you've already had the Welsh twins, who are amazing, would also recommend Jane Wilkes and Vinyl Beauty, both heeping it real for the more mature alternative community, and Luxeria who is beautiful and hilarious

@bedspolice planning walk with bubble tomorrow around Bedford, potentially via coffee shop, pls confirm won't be fined for having picnic

@Eurostar I've just had an email to say my train tomorrow is cancelled, but I'm able to book a ticket for it online. What's going on?

@McVities, just found these in Germany. We need this flavour. Please make it happen

#Brexit stands as a cautionary tale to the people of Europe. We must never take peace and prosperity for granted. Value it, fight for it and defend it every day. My speech in #EPlenary this morning:

@RichardAshMEP Amazing, and the cold hard truth. Everyone needs to see this, but too many too far gone. Still gutted

@realDonaldTrump @TheLastLeg say hi #sendanauberginetotrump 🍆

@nectar @MailOnline This is not great news. Why, Nectar?

@TheLastLeg #BrexitNo.. Def a colossal ballache

Went to see @adamhillscomedy last night... Craving Sprite. Weird. Waiting for some right wing nutjob to kidnap him to cure teh gay

Excellent show so far twitter.com/adamhillscomed…