OldAndTired

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OldAndTired

OldAndTired

@Ftrain126

Old and tired. Sarcasm comes easier to some than others. I post until I run out of scotch or get bored and go to bed.

US شامل ہوئے Ağustos 2009
363 فالونگ562 فالوورز
Vanessa
Vanessa@Nessakins_·
I had an entire carton of Lactaid ice cream and still got diarrhea what the fuck
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Klara
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Are these horses really small or those woman really really large?
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OldAndTired@Ftrain126·
@RobProvince You're being unfair. These people have no idea what happy looks like.
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OldAndTired@Ftrain126·
@jaketapper How often do you twats seek an apology, correction, disavowal, when a leftist uses the term nazi, fascist, racist, sexist etc? Grow up.
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Jake Tapper 🦅
Jake Tapper 🦅@jaketapper·
Asked for comment about UFC Fighter Josh Hokit saying “Michelle Obama is a man” in his post fight interview, WH spokesman Steven Cheung said “He had a great win last night. He showed toughness and the ability to pressure his opponent both on his feet and on the ground.”
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The Drunk Republican
The Drunk Republican@DrunkRepub·
How I feel walking into the office after staying up til 1 a.m. watching the White House UFC
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OldAndTired
OldAndTired@Ftrain126·
@Routine_Blur Phase one: First you take a run at La Fours with a sock full of quarters. I'd do it, but I pulled my back out humping your mom last night. Nootch.
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Routine Blur
Routine Blur@Routine_Blur·
Bro Used a Sock Full Of Rocks To Protect His Girlfriend From Being Jumped
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OldAndTired@Ftrain126·
@RonColeman The world's first African trillionaire and she makes a banana analogy. What a racist POS.
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OldAndTired@Ftrain126·
@buggirl World's first African trillionaire and you mention bananas? That can't be a coincidence, you racist.
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bug girl
bug girl@buggirl·
in nature if a monkey hoarded 1 trillion bananas the other monkeys would beat that monkey to death and take his bananas
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James Melville 🚜
James Melville 🚜@JamesMelville·
The Tartan Army are a credit to Scotland. Here they are in full voice singing ‘Loch Lomond’ in Boston Stadium last night for the World Cup match between Scotland and Haiti. Absolutely glorious.
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OldAndTired@Ftrain126·
@adamcarolla It's not like they're doing something as harmful or dangerous as protesting mass migration.
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OldAndTired@Ftrain126·
@nypost This white supremacy is more dangerous than COVID
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Milos
Milos@milos_gis·
Hey boys, we are in trouble. Or, are we? 🧐
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M2
M2@Amer1can_Barbie·
@harryjsisson You’re a bottom aren’t you?
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Harry Sisson
Harry Sisson@harryjsisson·
Trump is humiliating the U.S.
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OldAndTired@Ftrain126·
@NewsWire_US Yesterday I wiped my ass after my morning poop, and this morning I pooped again. What a waste of time and toilet paper.
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NewsWire
NewsWire@NewsWire_US·
Algae Resurfaces Just Days After Trump's $14 Million Reflecting Pool Renovation — POLITICO
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OldAndTired
OldAndTired@Ftrain126·
@gsiskind He can kick a ball so we should forget about the stabby and rapey people.
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Greg Siskind
Greg Siskind@gsiskind·
A reminder that Flo Balogun would not be on the US Men's National Team if Trump's birthright citizenship order was in place when he was born in NY. The first US man to score more than one goal in a World Cup match since the very first World Cup in 1930.
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