Narendra Modi (parody)

@samuel_leeds Why is your wife not in this picture ? Why picture with the nanny ?

My wife comes first, then my daughters, and then my mum. If I said anything different, my mum would be upset, because she’s the one who raised me that way. And the truth is, she doesn’t need me anymore. My wife comes first, always. And if I ever put my kids before her, that’s not right either, because what they need to see is a strong, united relationship.

@EverettStern1 @PFChangs PF Changs for lunch ?? No chance.

I went from exposing billions in dirty money… to not being able to afford food. After I blew the whistle, I lost everything. Sleeping on a cot. No safety net. No backup plan. @PFChangs took a chance on me—gave me a job as a waiter and made sure I ate. I’d go home with lo mein just to get by. People don’t forget who shows up when they’re at their lowest. If you’re hungry—go there for lunch.

@MohitKaleAI @TimesNow @grok Sorry Kali - wamp wamp wamp !! Only for premium members apparently.

@TimesNow Hey @grok explain this case and reality by generating an infographic

An Air India flight operating from Delhi to Vancouver on March 19 was forced to turn back to Delhi after it was discovered that the wrong aircraft had been deployed instead of the designated one. If the aircraft had reached Vancouver, there was a possibility that it may not have been granted landing permission, as it did not match the documented aircraft details: @shafali_nigam shares more details with ＠srivatsavrohit

@akafaceUS Kick the cheating wife out.

A married man in Brazil who repairs mobile phones at a market had a customer come in for service while his wife was present in the shop. He stepped out to look for a replacement part. Later, as part of his usual end-of-day routine, he checked the security camera footage from his shop. What he saw on the recording took him completely by surprise.

@PuntnMore @SenMarkKelly We got Trump because of the blunderes presidency of Obama & Biden.

@SenMarkKelly Americans need to do better in electing leader, Trump leadership make it clear that bad leaders not only reside in Africa. It's everywhere

Traffic through the Strait of Hormuz is down by about 97%. That’s a huge problem for the world economy because nearly 20% of the global oil supply flows through the Strait. What makes it worse is that the oil that is flowing is on Chinese ships and the transactions are in Chinese yuan. That’s not good for the United States or for the U.S. dollar. This is only the latest in a long list of actions taken by Trump that weaken the U.S. economy and our standing abroad. Over time, it's impossible for the world not to question if America should play such a central role in the global economic system. The U.S. benefits from global commerce because American dollars are often involved on one side or the other, but the dollar’s dominance is not a promise and the reserve currency can change over time. If the world begins to transition away from the dollar, it will be viewed as one of the greatest geopolitical blunders of all time. Costs and inflation would rise, which could raise interest rates — all of that is more money out of the pockets of families.  All of this risk and instability could've been avoided if we had a president who considered the fact that Iran could disrupt the Strait of Hormuz before launching a major war. I traveled through the Strait when I was aboard the USS Midway in the First Gulf War. In that war, we had a clear strategy and goal from the start, and we executed our mission without getting caught up in a long, bloody war that cost thousands of American lives. I worry that's where this war with Iran is headed if things don't change. Hundreds of American servicemembers have been injured and more than a dozen have lost their lives already. I don't want to see any more.

@CAgovernor All the credit for climate goals should go to TESLA & ELON MUSK Not Gavin Nuisance.

California is beating its own climate goals ahead of schedule: ✅ Two-thirds of the state grid powered by clean energy ✅ More than 2.5M electric vehicles ✅ 201K public chargers (more than gas nozzles) ✅ 17,000 MW of battery storage (2nd only to China) The cynics said it couldn't be done.

@Jackistan45 @Oxygen18_ Does kohli live in council housing in the UK ?

@Oxygen18_ Chokli without makeup 😂🙏

Look at any cricketer, whether a youngster or someone of Virat’s age. No one has that facecard, fitness, and overall look like Virat Kohli. Perfect fitness, perfect height, character, mindset, everything that an ideal man should have. Now look at Vadapav & Dhobi, you’ll lose faith in looks. Both of them look terrible. Rohit looks like a 50-year-old uncle with a fat belly, partially bald, no fitness, no looks, no facecard, and no strong personality. Same with dhoni as well. Agree or cry, but Kedar Jadhav looks better than Dhobi and vadapav.

@KaptainKosmo88 @cbiker78 @gurumilespoints I agree. Its the GULTS (telgoos) that are causing all the problems. Also, turban wearing punjabis. But all north indians in general are crude, mannerless and have no civic sense. Dehatis.

@Pyrazoleurea @cbiker78 @gurumilespoints South Indians are worse in my experience. They're the ones causing all the problems in the US.

Dear Indian parents, please teach some basic civic sense to your kids instead of hiding under the guise of, “He’s just 6 years old.” Story time: On my flight from Phu Quoc to Da Nang, two kids were seated behind me. They were super noisy and constantly kicking my seat. I politely asked them to stop three times. The fourth time, I had to get up, turn around, and call out their parents. Instead of being remorseful, they started defending their kids. Mom: “They are on their third flight.” “They are just 6 years old.” I replied, “How is that my problem? You need to teach them how to behave in shared public spaces or atleast take care when you can clearly see what they are doing.” Dad: “If you have any issues, please talk to the cabin crew. Take business class next time.” Mom: “When you have kids, you will understand.” Actions like these are part of why Indians often face racism abroad. It’s not all Indians but it only takes a few to damage our reputation and become a global embarrassment.

@kushanmitra Old or not, the key question is --- free or not. If free, then eat like there is no tmrw. Skip lunch and take a light dinner !!

As you get older, the lure of the breakfast spread starts to go away. This is my standard meal before starting an early morning drive.

@spideynation_ Bunch of homos.

Arjun Tendulkar never looked this happy in Mumbai Indians.

@whosthatmiss This is your personal fking problem. Just dont kill your mom. Do anything else. But pleae dont waste our time. Chooth.

Hello people, i need help. Is there any government authority i can approach to tell my mom not to put hara dhaniya in everything? Like can any government department ban her from doing so? I tried convincing her but she isn’t bothered and m tired.

@Ignis_Rex I hope you are right. Would love to see fairness in this israel initiated war.

After last night bombing bonanza by Iran - no commercial plane is able to land in Ben Gurion International Airport which is damaged. Now all the settlers who were promised free land in the West Bank which they can steal from Palestinians, are fleeing by the land border with Egypt or Jordan, or if they are rich they can charter a private yacht for their family at USD 20,000 to take them to Cyprus island which is about 300 km away. The total urban and industrial areas of Israel is very small - about the size of the city of Paris (100 sq km). With no more interceptors and early warning radars, at the rate Iran is bombing Israel - by 30 March 2026 most building in Tel Aviv and Haifa will be razed to the ground.

@drona_17 Isn't it a little too late ????

Arjun Tendulkar is practicing hard with the batting coach. He is looking like a much improved batter now. His timing looks cleaner, footwork more confident, and shot selection sharper.

@hpierrejacques You are a innocent chooth.

Wow found out today that SFO has its own private security after one of my founders in SF said "What security issues? It took me 20 minutes today." SF is truly different lol

@hpierrejacques Nonsense. LAX also has private security

@0xmsks @amplify137 Enough of the big lecture. Distilling water for human consumption is pretty simple. No need to run the ship at full speed.

🚨Crews at risk in the Gulf🚨 Just heard from a crewmember on one of the 3,200 ships stuck in the Persian Gulf. A ship called the local port authority requested permission to dock as they had run out of water. They were denied permission! Multiple ships are in the same condition, with stores, food and fuel running low. Ports are overwhelmed and security is such that they are refusing permission for ships to dock. Crews cannot get off and reliefs cannot fly in. What is being done to address this matter @POTUS @SecWar @SecDuffy @DOTMARAD @IMOSecGen @IMOHQ.

@amplify137 @mercoglianos Better yet,they can distill some of the sea water. Also small boats can ferry around and deliver supplies. There is no need to DOCK a ship.just to get a cup of water.

@mercoglianos Wait, so a ship can carry thousands of containers and god knows how many barrels of oil, but they can't carry enough water to last for a couple of months?

@mercoglianos There is water literally all around them. Stop whining. Grab the sea water and distill it.

@rajvishah30 Only a few smart people know to avoid patronising these fancy coffees !!

Why is no one making affordable coffee?

@techhhris @iamgurpreetmaan His OP with %tages was pure nonsense. Paajis not know for intelligence, so 3xcuse him.

@iamgurpreetmaan You mean to say there are more Sikhs in Canada as compared to India? Bullshit

Countries with Sikh Population. 🇨🇦 Canada 2.12% 🇮🇳 India 1.72% 🇳🇿 New Zealand 1.07% 🇬🇧 United Kingdom 0.85% 🇦🇺 Australia 0.83% 🇴🇲 Oman 0.75% 🇦🇪 United Arab Emirates 0.56% 🇮🇹 Italy 0.37% 🇰🇼 Kuwait 0.35% 🇸🇬 Singapore 0.35% 🇵🇹 Portugal 0.34% 🇫🇯 Fiji 0.31% 🇲🇾 Malaysia 0.30% 🇨🇾 Cyprus 0.24% 🇬🇷 Greece 0.19% 🇭🇰 Hong Kong 0.16% 🇧🇭 Bahrain 0.11% 🇹🇭 Thailand 0.10% 🇧🇪 Belgium 0.09% 🇺🇸 United States 0.08% 🇳🇱 Netherlands 0.08% 🇳🇴 Norway 0.08% 🇩🇰 Denmark 0.07% 🇪🇸 Spain 0.05% 🇫🇷 France 0.04% 🇦🇹 Austria 0.04% 🇮🇪 Ireland 0.04% 🇸🇪 Sweden 0.04% 🇵🇭 Philippines 0.03% 🇮🇸 Iceland 0.03% 🇩🇪 Germany 0.03% 🇿🇦 South Africa 0.02% 🇸🇦 Saudi Arabia 0.02% 🇧🇩 Bangladesh 0.01% 🇬🇪 Georgia 0.01% 🇮🇩 Indonesia 0.01% 🇰🇪 Kenya 0.01% 🇲🇽 Mexico 0.01% 🇵🇰 Pakistan 0.01% 🇵🇦 Panama 0.01% 🇹🇹 Trinidad and Tobago 0.01% 🇺🇬 Uganda 0.01% 🇦🇫 Afghanistan 0.00% 🇦🇷 Argentina 0.00% 🇧🇷 Brazil 0.00% 🇮🇷 Iran 0.00% 🇳🇵 Nepal 0.00%