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I had no clue Alex Jones read tpot.

@sweat__shorts Now that's interesting

@RandomSprint Probably would be easier to capture from the ocean than the air

I don't get why we would capture carbon from the atmosphere when higher concentration streams exist. Maybe you pick the highest fruit from the tree after the lowest fruit and if you get really good at picking fruit, but why not start at a boiler's exhaust?

@eigenrobot He should simply put @UsingLyft in charge.

Community Relations Services seem to be a cornerstone of the modern western state. tabloid running an article britains version, which unsurprisingly seems to be running amok trump probably cant actually kill off the US CRS incidentally, bless him for trying

@PortonActual Ahh. The torment nexus comes included.

@RandomSprint Don't forget the unavoidable divorce that accompanys all renovations. Pricey.

I can't believe how expensive renovations are. Cabinets are unreal. And don't get me started on the price of a medium-sized torment nexus.

@FelixDelong Just one. I'm middle class.

@RandomSprint are you looking for some reasonably priced torment nexi?

@ijfen How Random!

@RandomSprint Remember the family name comes first

Son is losing his mind right now.

@ijfen Ahh. I was wondering what nationality Sprint was

@RandomSprint There's a Korean player by that name lol

@ijfen Are you calling me Mexican?

@RandomSprint Strange bc his game was yesterday

@pentamom65 I assume the older ones at my work are on peptides.

@RandomSprint As a woman, I've always hated this "women don't eat" thing. Not because there's no truth to it, but because as a woman I've always had a healthy appetite (and was always a healthy weight before I got old) and I never got why women don't like food.

For lunch, my female coworkers eat half a container of yogurt and three grapes. They save the grape stems for later. My male coworkers walk to a local restaurant called DOGFOOD that gives you a bowl full of DOGFOOD. It's delicious.

If you can choose between two 2050s, and the only thing you know about them is that one has exactly ten trillionaires and the other has one, which are you choosing?

@techhsiren Congratulations!

remember a few months ago when vanessa hudgens was like about to give birth and this image of her out in public with the belly out went viral for being "gross" and "a bit much" and i lost my mind on the tl? no one knew it yet but i was pregnant and i would have been defensive of her regardless but i have now reached similar levels of largeness and discomfort and not-giving-a-fuckness and i just want to reiterate my my deepest FUCK YOU to anyone who fought me on that, especially the men, because you really have no idea what you're talking about and women deserve so much more grace for going through this to bring a child into the world for you my belly is so large (i literally have to get an emergency ultrasound bc my OB is concerned about its size) that the skin is itchy af just from being stretched and any fabric touching it feels unbearable so if we look this large and ugly and we're still letting the belly hang out there's a reason and u should stay respectful about it

@robinhanson This isn't persuasive to me. The leverage isn't there. In theory, one could make $10 M by intentionally spreading a virus in a liquid market. A journalist may continue earning their salary. The former will motivate people beyond the legal and moral costs. The latter won't.

@RandomSprint Letting journalists be rewarded for writing on such topics could also induce them to create the news they write on,

But bets in public health events could warn us about them and on what to do about them.

@NerdinaryGuy Oh, man! If we could be so lucky!

@RandomSprint For the record, I'm not afraid of oblivion. I'm afraid they forgot to terminate before going home for the weekend and now we're stuck in here until they get back.

The Civil War wasn't fought over slavery. It wasn't fought over "state's rights." It wasn't fought at all. The universe was instantiated in March 2020 to test quarantine strategies and supply chain disruptions. Everything before that date is elaborate, irrelevant backstory.

@NerdinaryGuy Don't worry about it babe.

@RandomSprint How far out are they going to let the simulation run before we restart with new parameters?

@iroasmas This is an excellent post.

crows are super smart. yesterday a crow came to my window and scratched out “buy oil futures.” i did. then it waited outside the window all night in the morning the futures tanked. i went to ask the crow wtf but it was gone. i think it got embarrassed and flew away

"I've got an idea. Security cameras." "That might work. What do you think the tooth fairy will look like?" "I don't know, but I'm ready to find out!"