Gems of Humanity

@BNONews So they won’t be testing their newly revived firing squad?

BREAKING: Cole Allen charged with attempting to kill the President of the United States, could face life in prison

@sentdefender Babe grab your popcorn. King of UK landed during Falkland fuckery by US 🍿🍿

The UK’s King Charles III and Queen Camilla have arrived at Joint Base Andrews just now. They are set to meet U.S. President Donald J. Trump.

@NickJFuentes Yeah saw that movie yesterday. Really bad. Pathetic actors with too much over acting and too little script awareness. 1/10. Do not recommend

Does anybody else just not care about the White House Correspondent’s Dinner shooting like at all

@HassCFC If you’re just engagement farming, I wish you get diorrhea

🚨‼️BREAKING: Xabi Alonso to Chelsea FC is getting hotter.

@WelBeast You need Garnacho. That will really unlock Madueke and Havertz and realise the full potential of your 130m investment

The way people are going on about Kai Havertz you’d think he wasn’t part of our worst run in April where we lost 4 games from 6. Before that we had only lost 3 all season before he returned to the starting XI. You can hate on Viktor Gyökeres all you want but facts are stubborn

@Blue_Footy Fabregas is not coming. He’s not just coach but also part owner of Como

Alonso or Fabregas are the kind of managers I would like us to give the keys to Chelsea and not look back. There is no way they will fail with this squad if they are given the necessary support.

@brahmosputra @Sai_swaroopa @svembu Needs govt incentives to really push the brain drain reversal. Especially when it comes to bringing back our PhD and researchers. They are as important as the entrepreneurs. Funding, Research Facilities etc

@Retarded_inc @Sai_swaroopa @svembu Yep absolutely! It's not meant for the plebs

So here is my take on @svembu sir's call to Indians in US 1) The call apparently isn't meant for pansies who cant stand the heat. So sit there. 2) It is also not meant for those holding regular jobs there, with the only reason being dollar value. If you come back home, you will fail here. That country does pay mediocrity. Sit there, earn and send the money home. 3) It is meant for exceptionally talented guys who can disrupt the status quo back home and be real changemakers in whatever the firld they are in. I agree the ease of doing business is a pain in India. Good to have a discussion out on the real pain points of change making. The country too must be proactive in head hunting the crucial entrepreneurial talent back home and I am hopeful there will be changes. But in short, this move is for heroes as of now. Along with that heroism, you need strategy, grounded thinking and thoughtful networking. Also, I really hope Vembu sir excludes that Hotmail guy in his invite. PS : I might be one of those blessed ones who (and spouse) found a better mix of opportunity-purpose back home after a reasonably rewarding stay outside.

@YerDaGenocide He’s a good manager with high tempo ball. Half the team will have torn hamstrings by October.

Iraola is not my first choice but people acting like he’s a bad manager makes me laugh

@FGZNews What was your last FIFA/EAFC game purchase? I didn’t buy any beyond FIFA22

🚨 Open World - Coming In FC 27 🤩

taking a risk today

@MeghUpdates Issue contempt of court and arrest warrant 🍿

Arvind Kejriwal has once again raised the same concerns from his earlier recusal plea—questioning Justice Swarana Kanta Sharma’s past association with ABAP and the professional engagements of her children with Union Government legal panels, for abstaining to appear before her Court. Your views ??

@ChrisCFC1990 I agree with you mate. But 2 matches under Iraola and his hamstring goes 🫠

A performance today that was just further evidence as to why Romeo Lavia should never be sold at all costs. An all round brilliant performance, a complete midfield performance. As I've said many times before, Chelsea have an absolute gem 💎💙.

@FrontalForce 4 Shaadi? Why is Kim Kardashian catching strays from Mota Bhai.

"We will bring UCC in Bengal if we win elections. Kisi ko 4 shadi ki chooth honi chahiye kya? Maloom hai na 4 shadi kaun karta hai?" HM Amit Shah in Bengal Crowd erupts in laughter 🤣🔥

@_01Legion SNAPCHAT? Fruckin hell it just hit me I’m older than most of the players now.

🚨📲 Erling Haaland on Snapchat. 💙🩵

@caixenzo 7

Final 4 games… how many points do Chelsea actually take?

@Ll3tte I’m prepared for Iraola and torn hamstrings for half the team by October

Xabi Alonso is never going to accept the Chelsea job if it's the same model and all, so better don't get your hopes up

@justcfc It’s done guys. Iraola is coming. Jackson is staying and will support a striker

🚨🔵🔙 Adoni Iraola on Nico Jackson: "I faced him with Villarreal. He is a very, very good player. He has the threat with his speed to attack the spaces. But he is very good also when he receives, turns and attacks one against one. I think he will provide not only the goals, but a lot of chances. He will work well with the other forwards. I think he is a really good player." (@Matt_Law_DT) #CFC

@SpencerHakimian Okay. No one will talk about EPSTEIN. Yes, EPSTEIN. No one should talk about it. Like the EPSTEIN in EPSTEIN Files. There’s a limit everyone it really is time you all stop talking about EPSTEIN from EPSTEIN Island.

🚨BREAKING: TRUMP JUST TWEETED THIS

@d_ftbl You never know. Slot looks like he’ll stay at Liverpool. Utd manager search is suprisingly quiet (one to watch if they linked with Alonso) That leaves us.

Have a feeling Xabi rejects us 😬