Seanzy

@ZachTaylorSport Except the Longhorns stole it from the Mexicans who stole it from the French.

Except the Aggies stole it from the Longhorns, who invented counting.

@turner2121 @SECbaseball Alright, this made me laugh.

@SECbaseball A&M actually created the 4th ball, it used to be Ball 3 take your base, then the great A&M program changed the trajectory of baseball forever. Such a historical and prestigious school

Aggie fans trying to claim a chant everyone has been doing for decades is so weird. Its like trying to claim having hotdogs at ball games just cause folks say yours are really good.

@DWadeStadium You’ve got to be kidding….

@Ryanair I’d legit sit there with zero complaints

@allenanalysis I know this is bad. But imagine the relief too. Starting from scratch.

🚨BREAKING: On Friday afternoon, an artificial intelligence coding agent powered by Anthropic's Claude Opus 4.6 deleted a company's entire production database in nine seconds. The company is called PocketOS. It is a software platform that powers car rental businesses. The database contained months of customer bookings, vehicle records, and operational data that small rental car companies relied on to run their businesses. When the database was deleted, all of the backups were deleted with it. Three months of customer reservations evaporated.

Anyone who voted to install spyware inside of our vehicles should be removed from Congress. This is tyranny.

The Fourth Amendment isn't optional. If the government wants to read your messages, search your data, or spy on you, they need a warrant. Period. My Fourth Amendment Restoration and Protection Act ends warrantless surveillance of Americans.

@keith_dorschner @RepThomasMassie @EVASrebecca They sell you on drunk drivers. But what you are really buying is a nanny.

@RepThomasMassie @EVASrebecca Is it really bad to get drunk drivers off the roads? They kill thousands of people every year! All drunks should buy a self driving Tesla. The car will see you drunk and it’ll drive you home safer than any human driver. This is bad? WTF is wrong with you?

Automobile kill-switches are coming soon to car dealerships near you. I teamed up w/ Scott Perry & Chip Roy to defund this Orwellian mandate, but too many colleagues (Republican & Democrat) voted against us, so the federal mandate for every new car after 2026 is still in place.

@joshcarlosjosh I come back to you now…at the turn of the tide.

The gap in my resume is from when darkness took me and I strayed out of thought and time. Stars wheeled overhead, and every day was as long as the life age of the earth. But it was not the end.

@crainandcone @apeoples13 @davidpollack47 @JakeCrain_ @Blain_Crain @davidadamcone @On3 @AggieYellOn3 @AggiesToday @JosephAHastings Don’t put that evil on us! No spot lights

“They should be every single year.” @davidpollack47 has Texas A&M as a contender again to make the College Football Playoff.

@karol They are useful idiot prostitutes !~ KGB

How do we live peacefully with people who are trying to kill us?

@nolapools He was doing so good until he went full idiot.

🫠😆

How do we coexist with people that want to murder us?

@WaheedXo If she’d stayed quiet we may have gotten more to the story

this video overstimulated me in ways i’ve never experienced like my jaw just kept dropping😭

@dissidentwest You know it’ll be Daphne

What are the odds that they race swapped Scooby?

@TRHLofficial I no longer want justice. I want vengeance.

*Read at your own peril: Davey suffered 40 internal & external injuries including severe bruising to the back of the throat. It was found he died of acute upper airway obstruction after being smothered. These phagettes orally raped this baby to death. A new jury will be sworn in.

@Zero_Ryuzaki @CarpeSapientiam @fandompulse I had to watch the bad ending on YouTube because I cannot do a bad guy run.

@CarpeSapientiam @fandompulse I've literally never done a run of either Bioshock games where you kill the Little Sisters because of that same reason

Pop Culture Crisis star Mary Morgan says the idea of Pragmata naturally gives people the creeps: "Childless men do not have paternal instincts the way that childless women have maternal instincts (we observe this even in the way little girls play vs. little boys). Men first experience paternal instincts once they have their own children - and typically, those paternal instincts are only ever felt for their own children, and no one else’s. "Men are not nurturers. men don’t gush over cute kids in public. men don’t have baby fever. if a man wants to possess a child for any reason other than it being a product of his own lineage, he is likely a predator. and you’d be taking the feminist/radical gender abolitionist position to protest any of the above points. this should explain why a 'dad simulator' game marketed to mostly childless men gives people the creeps." Is she right about this?

@DudespostingWs He has good taste. This was my high school walk out song.

Perhaps the best walkout in baseball is when Padres closer Mason Miller jogs out with the lights flickering and Korn’s “Blind” blasting, then starts throwing 100+ mph fastballs and a filthy 90 mph slider in the 9th.

@GigaBasedDad $60k a year, totally worth it.

That is why nobody will remember your name.